Donald J. Trump Gets A Makeover

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

Let us not become the evil we despise.

      

What’s up with Dumb Dumb Donnie? He got a makeover from Chuckles the Clown. Clearly, there appears to be hair plugs planted in the front of his hairline. What we see is a combover meeting back brushed hair plugs, along with some very scary spray tanning slop layered on his ugly face. Typically, when the wind blows, the camera can pick up the combover lifting off his scalp revealing nothing but his bald head.

It looks like some of the spray tan stuff was brushed onto the hair plugs giving him that orange surfer combed back look, while the rest of the hair is left white. Now, that is a really incredible look he is trying out.

He has that look when a long haired poodle gets a close to the skin shave for the summer. “Please, please don’t look!!!”

Now this must be his new, and not so improved campaign look. No doubt, he will need a makeup crew just to keep this freaky look intact.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln