The Mueller Report

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell.

    The Mueller Report was finished and delivered to A.G. Barr. Now, we’ll know if Barr is a Trump Stormtrooper or a servant of the American people. Let’s hope we get a full non-redacted document for all of us to examine.

    The Cretin is waiting to learn a critical understanding of himself---is he a corrupt criminal elected by people who got conned by a grifter with narcissistic personality disorder, or is he just a totally incompetent Idiot Russian asset?

    Many know that he is both! The Mueller Report defines a narrow scope, yet it has tentacles that are reaching beyond the report. The current indictments still have to play themselves out, and the Southern District of New York office is formulating their indictments and their path toward prosecution, which could ultimately fit Ivanka, Jared, The Cretin and da’Boyz with orange jumpsuits.

    Currently, The Cretin has exploded with high octane incompetence when he said, “Put the windmills up and watch the value of your house, if you’re in sight of a windmill, watch the value of your house go down by 65%.”

    The fact is windmills do NOT affect property values by any significant amount; yet, if you find yourself and home becoming neighbors with a natural gas fracking pad with several drilling rigs being built on it across the street or down the road, then you will watch your property values sink into the groundwater. Once a windmill is built, they don’t need fracking related fluid and brine trucks driving up and down your roadway at all hours of the day and night; they don’t need to burn off days long worth of methane gas reaching ten stories into the air with a hot, intense flame making the sound like a jet engine taking off behind your house for days on end; they don’t destroy the landscape with pipelines laying on top of the ground heading in every which direction along with tracks of mud, torn up earth, and deep tire imprints alongside those pipelines.

    Now, The Cretin has been played the fool—twice—by his BFF, Lil’Kim of North Korea. He finally realized that Lil’Kim isn’t going to shutdown his ambitious nuclear fantasy projects. So to push back, The Cretin will reverse North Korean sanctions, which The Cretin lifted after his failed Fool-Me-Once experience when the two idiots exchanged action figures of themselves at their first hugs and kisses fest, followed by his failed Fool-Me-Twice-Shame-On-Me waste of time "Distracto-Fest".

    The Cretin decided to send back his Lil’Kim action figure to his one-time BFF. He was overheard saying as he packed up his play toy into a shipping envelope giving it once last hug and kiss, “I’m sad, very, very sad. I thought we had a very good shot at being successful. We had a lot of good things happen, and a lot of bad things happened. He wrote me beautiful letters. They’re great letters. We fell in love. I’m very, very sad.”

Trump Gets Putin's Marching Orders At The G-20

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We continue to learn more and more about the relationship between Putin and his Poodle. During the G-20 the two had a face to face meeting lasting for quite a while. Putin had his translator join him. His Poodle went in with no one. Why did this happen? One can postulate that The Poodle was getting his Russian briefing. Putin followed up by releasing his notes on the meeting in the form of a statement. Trump, when he spoke about this meeting, made up what was said with no confirmation of the truth. 
    The Poodle's history is filled with lies, distortions, and exaggerations. There is no time in history when The Poodle told the truth. There is no reason NOT to believe that Putin's Poodle received up-to-date marching orders from his handler being that Trump is a Russian asset dating back to the 1980s.
    Now we are hearing this Russian Idiot Asset saying that the United States' intelligence agency is "naive". The same idiot who said Ted Cruz' father was in-bed with Fidel Castro; called Obama a Muslim; praised Kim Jong Un as his BFF; believing that ISIS is finished; insulting the parent's of a killed in action veteran; and, the list is endless!
    When our intelligence chiefs say that our greatest threats are ISIS in Syria, and Kim Jong Un's continued nuclear ambitions, we have to realize that our president is over his own head when it comes to understanding national and international affairs and threats. He speaks without any proof or facts. Facts don't matter to this moron. The intelligence national security assessment stated that Iran is complying with the US-Iran nuclear agreement. Of course, there is room for further talks to curtain its threats to the region by arming militants with Russian and Chinese weaponry.
    Our Clown-in-Chief said, "The intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive when it comes to the dangers of Iran. They are wrong. When I became President Iran was making trouble all over the Middle East and beyond...Perhaps intelligence should go back to school." This idiot doesn't appears understand that the nuclear deal is NOT comprehensive in its constraints on Iran and its involvement in terroristic activities. It is clear that more negotiations with Iran should be pursued. It is an ally of Russia and China.
    Perhaps Trump prefers breaking all his toys if one doesn't work the way he wants it to work. Instead of setting it aside, and attempt to fix it, he would rather break them all out of frustration and anger and impulsiveness. "Bad toys!"
    This is how our Cretin-in-Chief sees the world. Iranian authoritarians don't fit on his action figure toy shelf. He has specific criteria for action figures he allows in his toy box. When experts interfere with his childish view he gets angry and blames them because he believes he knows Bestest. The infected goo circulating inside his sociopathic brain don't support facts when they come up against his self-delusional, self-promotional faulty instincts.
    It's been reported that Russian hackers employed by Internet Research Agency (IRA) stole and leaked more than 1000 files from Robert Mueller's investigation. Now, is it possible when Trump met with Putin, that they discussed a way to hack into Mueller's files as a way to thwart the Russian investigation? Is this plot to subvert our democracy and commit treason the reason why Trump entered his G-20 secret meeting with Putin without any witnesses? Knowing Trump's history to cheat and lie and manipulate the law for his own gain, why shouldn't we believe that Trump and Putin plotted to hack into Mueller's investigative files?
    There is no reason NOT to believe it!
    

2019 Prediction- Trump Will Be GONE!!

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The Hill publication, that can be read on-line, is predicting great news, which is that stupid MAGA ball cap will get knocked off the head of America’s number one imbecile—President Donnie Demented. Their prediction is that the Cretin-in-Chief will be gone sometime in 2019. The icing on the Cheeto Head cake is that Melania will be humiliatingly told to leave, too, and to take her fashion line of “I Don’t Care. Do You?” jackets with her.

    Also, the entire Cretin Klan will be moving back to Manhattan so they can resume their lying and cheating grifter-style real estate scams for all to see. They cannot live in the shadowed protection racket of New York tabloids any longer.

    The Southern District of New York attorneys general will be busy investigating the Cretin’s family business organization, as Robert Mueller pulls a Sabre Tooth tiger out of his hat unleashing it upon Donnie the Demented. As it rips flesh from his body of flab shredding off his red tie probably given to him by Vladimir Putin, his congressional White Nationalists, formerly known as Republicans, will be running for the hills distancing themselves from Mueller’s terminal diagnosis.

    The Hill predicts that the puss filled flesh wounds will expose deep, and festering indictments revealing, among other charges, that Trump sold himself to the highest bidders from Russia, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and any or all autocratic dictators who would be willing to donate laundered cash to his campaign for future favors once he moved into the Oval Office’s Day Care Center.

    One question arises, which is does Trump really have any money of his own or is his cash flow fully dependent on foreign autocrats funneling him money? Was the $66 million he claims to have contributed to his own campaign, his money or did it come from a foreign autocrat he “Grifted”?

    The Hill believes Mueller’s report will be more damning than anyone would have thought. They also are worried that the economy will be showing further instability and erosion, along with it affecting the global economy damaging it, as well.

    The average wage earner is wondering what the heck happened to that “huge and biggest tax cut ever” passed by the White Nationalist congress and their Cretin leader?

    Oh yeah!!! It bought you a new set of snow tires that you’ll likely need as this winter’s climate change snowfall will dump upon your early morning commute or your slog back home. Just remember, the Cretin probably does not have a driver’s license. He likely never drives himself anywhere. His chauffeured limo takes him everywhere not like the poor slobs who got his tax cut Christmas gift of a couple new snow tires. He expects you to bow down and kiss his ring while saying, “Thank you Godfather. Thank you for the measly tax cut.”

    If we all got a dollar for every lie this Cretin spoke over the last two years, our retirement savings would be getting a real boost.

    Let’s all plan on a “De-Inauguration” rally and party in Washington, DC when the Cretin and his Lizard family have packed up the U-Haul trucks as they are rushed outta town. At that point, as we line Pennsylvania Ave., waving the MAGA hat will have real relevance.

    I CAN’T WAIT!!!

Trump Battles Supreme Court Justice Roberts

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  President Trump continues to proclaim that San Francisco’s 9^th Circuit Court “is a total disaster. It’s out of control….has a horrible reputation…only causes bedlam, chaos, injury and death.”

    Voices around the president were overheard saying, “Was the president talking about himself? Cheeto Head has done the same thing to this country. Mass shootings by White Supremacists, murder by dictators with punishment, a seriously collapsing stock market, tariffs, a return to cavalier comments of lynchings by political figures. What else can I say? This incompetent moron in the White House is rebuking a Supreme Court Justice who is a million times smarter and working that much harder than this Idiot Asset controlled by Putin. The Cheeto Head is now dividing up judges by those who are Obama judges and those who are not.”

    “It’s like that old story about a delusional man standing on a subway platform walking up and down pointing at the people waiting for the train to arrive pointing to each one saying, ‘You’re in. You’re out.’ when there was not a reason to divide these random passengers into two groups of those who were in or out. Trump is doing the exact same thing.”

    Roberts was right to criticize such a foolhardy and childish view of judges and how they rule based on the Constitution and rule of law.”

    “Roberts saying that “we have an independent judiciary and  we should be thankful for it” is so right!

    For the Idiot Trump to say, “Sorry Chief Justice John Roberts we do indeed have ‘Obama judges’ and they have a much different point of view than the people who are charged with safety of our country” is one of the dumbest opinions that the moron in the White House has ever said. Trump has made our country less safe! He fuels hate; supports murderers; lambastes the media and press; embraces dictators; alienates our allies. The idiot roams around the White House at night arguing with ghosts while wearing those stupid Space Force jimmies carrying a bag of Fish crackers scolding his imaginary Clintons, Obama and Mueller.”

    “Let’s keep our comments between us. Okay?” “Good point. Okay.”