Unlimited Presidential Harassment

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The Man-Child Crybaby Cretin President is whining to all of us that he is being picked on by the Democratic House of Representatives because they are investigating him. He calls it “Unlimited Presidential Harassment”. This incompetent jerk in the White House said, “The Dems and their committees are going “nuts”. The Republicans never did this to President Obama, there would be no time left to run government.”

    When will America wake up to the fact that this idiot doesn’t belong in the White House? This full-blown narcissistic sociopath has no clue that Obama didn’t do anything that would result in the Republican majority to proceed with a congressional investigation; otherwise, they surely would have gone with it.

    Did The Cretin forget that Bill Clinton’s Republican congress went forward with investigations and impeachment, yet was able to pass a balanced budget! Congress can chew gum and blink at the same time, which is difficult for The Cretin.

    Cretin said, “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!! It should never be allowed to happen again!” Did he forget that Nixon resigned in the wake of impeachment? It IS the duty of the Congress to follow their Constitutional mandate to provide oversight and investigate possible wrongdoings by a President.

    If The Cretin had nothing to hide, then he would likely ignore all the investigations and let the Democrats spin their wheels. At that point, Trump would have the last laugh. But, Trump has his knickers all up in a twist.

    Donnie’s White Nationalist party members are wondering when will this idiot learn how to read the Teleprompter with accuracy, especially when it comes to important speeches. Donnie needs the Teleprompter to display very large printed words, and the machine needs to be turned to his left because he always cocks his neck because that big fat head of his leans to the left. That might help him read more accurately. Or, maybe it is just a lost cause to teach this moron to read better than a third grader.

    The Cretin’s body posturing when he speaks in public is very telling of his mental dysfunction. He displays a great deal of asymmetry with lots of twisting and counter-rotation of his body against his head. This might say he is lying twisting his truth and that he doesn’t feel secure with what he is saying. It is like a child squirming when questioned over a wrongdoing.

   During the SOTU address, The Cretin said, “Legal immigrants enrich our nation and strengthen our society in countless ways. I want people to come into our country, in the largest numbers ever, but they have to come in legally.”

    So what is it? We have been hearing you rail against immigrants for years. You have NOT even given a path to citizenship for DACA/Dreamer residents. If you want people to come and live here in the largest numbers ever, then give these young people who came to America with adults illegally, due to no fault of their own, citizenship. If you mean what you say, then write a Presidential Executive Order. What is so ironic is that nearly every Senate Democrat would have given this moron $25B for his border wall if he were to give Dreamers a path to citizenship in a previous Senate deal, which he rejected. Therefore, The Cretin is blowing more gassy toxic fumes from you know where.

    The Cretin has no plan. He offers nothing for Congress to work with. At this point, nearly 4 in 5 Americans are against the building of The 200 Mile Trump Wall. He appears to have lost his momentum for his legacy wall, but there are White Nationalist Republicans who are still pounding their fists for a wall especially in districts where the majority of voters are white and reject immigrants because they feel they are a security threat. They seem to ignore the fact that the real security threat are white people with guns who make up majority of mass murderers.

    The Cretin is squirming in his knickers. In the coming weeks, we will likely see more indictments. Mr. Pecker’s AMI publication might find themselves in court with a torn up protection agreement given them by the New York Southern District’s attorneys general in exchange for spilling the beans over their shady and illegal business relationship with Michael Cohen because they are now being accused of politically motivated extortion by Jeff Bezos.  The State of New York agreed with AMI and Pecker to hold tight their protection agreement if they kept their noses clean for 3 years. It appears their noses are filthy dirty and were unable to maintain clean nasal hygiene.

    I think this might be why Trump has ordered a truckload of Attends undergarment liners from Amazon.

President Trump Is A Ramblin' Man--SOTU

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    Trump is clearly a Putin puppet, as well as a puppet of a small cabal surrounding him in the White House. His SOTU message had absolutely no substance. As George W.H. Bush once said, “Where’s the beef?” Trump’s ramblin’ man-child message was just the packaging label without anything inside it. So, where’s the beef?

    He gave all of us his simpleminded list of rambling ideas that were fed to him by Steven Miller, the guy who wrote the speech. No doubt, Miller crafted the lengthy nothingness with help from other talking point storytellers.

    So, The Cretin pulled out his list of ideas interspersed with Miller’s ridiculous zinger statements. One doozy was “Our approach is based on principled realism”. Trump doesn’t believes in reality but in smoke and mirrors, fake news, and lies and deception. Another foolhardy statement was, “Here, in the United States, we are alarmed by new calls to adopt socialism in our country. America was founded on liberty and independence --- not government coercion, domination, and control. We are born free, and we will stay free. Tonight, we renew our resolve that America will never be a socialist country.” Did he forget the Veteran’s Administration is a socialist health program? Did he forget that patents and trademark laws are socialistic in its function? The government protecting those who file those documents with the Patent and Trademark office is socialist. Major tax breaks for the richest among us is a socialistic program. “Under my Administration, we will never apologize for advancing America's interests.” This is what The Cretin does. He never apologizes for his bad decisions and that list is endless. “Many childhood cancers have not seen new therapies in decades. My budget will ask the Congress for $500 million over the next 10 years to fund this critical life-saving research.” The Cretin said nothing about how this will be done. He said nothing about how patients will be paying for cancer treatments if their insurance provider won’t cover the treatment. “It is unacceptable that Americans pay vastly more than people in other countries for the exact same drugs, often made in the exact same place. This is wrong, unfair, and together we can stop it.” He has been talking about this for years now. It has gone nowhere while your White Nationalist party held a majority in Congress. So Mr. Cretin, what is YOUR plan to fix this problem? The Idiot-in-Chief talked about fixing the trade imbalances, while American farmers are going bankrupt. His trade war is failing fast. “The border city of El Paso, Texas, used to have extremely high rates of violent crime…” This is a big fat lie. This is what The Cretin does. He lies. This is how Steven Miller manipulates his base. “This is a moral issue”. The Cretin is an immoral sociopath. He knows nothing about morality. “On Friday, it was announced that we added another 304,000 jobs last month alone -- almost double what was expected. An economic miracle is taking place in the United States -- and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigations.” The Cretin is taking a lot of credit for his “economic miracle”, which was put into play by President Obama following Bush’s economic failure. The Cretin stepped into the economic miracle he is taking credit for. He then went on to believe that “ridiculous partisan investigations or foolish wars” would put an end to the “economic miracle”. The Mueller investigation, the war in Syria, the occupations of Afghanistan, and Iraq hasn’t affected the economic miracle. So, what is he talking about? “We have unleashed a revolution in American energy -- the United States is now the number one producer of oil and natural gas in the world. And now, for the first time in 65 years, we are a net exporter of energy.” And, as a result we have a serious climate change problem, soil pollution, and toxic waterways, and a major health crisis resulting from these environmental concerns. A real “economic miracle” would be a significant investment in wind, solar and thermal energy production. Such investment would alter the world, for the better, forever. This would be a massive boom for job creation and job training. But no, The Cretin continues to boast about oil and gas extraction. “My Administration has cut more regulations in a short time than any other administration during its entire tenure. Companies are coming back to our country in large numbers thanks to historic reductions in taxes and regulations.” Yes, cutting regulations has cause an increase in toxic pollutants back into our environment, and cutting taxes has increased our national debt so the richest among us can invest in offshore tax shelters and tax havens. And finally, The Cretin said, “Our most thrilling achievements are still ahead.” How true, Donnie. Your potentially successful impeachment, and possible criminal indictment by the New York attorneys general would be a thrilling achievement.

    Because The Cretin didn’t fall off the Trumpty Dumpty wall and crack open, his audience of knuckle clinchers felt relieved and said, “Great speech.” He read without tantrums or outbursts, or a “Cofefe” moment. Now that is an accomplishment. Give the guy a bowl of Fish crackers.

    He told us he wants family leave. He wants to eradicate AIDS. He wants to fund $500M of cancer research over 10 years, which comes to $50M per year. HUH? Did he know what his pea sized brain actually said? During the 2008 Second Depression, the bankers paid themselves $50B in bonuses resulting from Lil’Boy Bush’s banksta bailout!!!!!

    He wants money for infrastructure. Well, he gave it away during his tax cut for the rich.

    There was no beef in the SOTU, only the label on the empty packages. He has no plan. He offered no way to get these empty ideas. This is because Trump is an empty suit. He has nothing to offer. He’s a grifter—a con artist. A swindler by nature!

    He’s being investigated to see if foreign agents met with him or his inauguration committee and if foreign agents gave money to this inauguration committee; and, if there was money laundering transactions in his tax returns; and, if Russians and his team were working to influence our democracy; and, if Trump, or anyone he affiliated with, engaged in witness tampering.

    If this White Nationalist Party, once known as Republicans, believes that if a Democratic president had engaged in the same frightfully dirty laundry list of legal and constitutional violations and concerns as we are seeing with Trump, then wouldn’t they, too, be pursuing their constitutional investigative duties to find the truth, and possibly move toward impeachment? If the answer is no, then I have a crushed MAGA hat to sell them.

Trump Hit The State Of The Union Wall

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The Grifter-in-Chief hit into his wall as he addressed the Congress and American people during his State of the Disunion. Reading the transcript of The Cretin’s teleprompter reporting, one was left wondering who the f**k is this fool?

    The Fool said, “We must reject the politics of revenge, resistance, and retribution---and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise and the common good.” Words without meaning. The Cretin has done nothing but engage in the very actions and behaviors that he fantasizes we as a nation should embrace. The Fool does not know how to perform in the way he professes.

    “We must choose between greatness or gridlock, results or resistance, vision or vengeance, incredible progress or pointless destruction.” Trump is the gridlock president by allowing McConnell to block anything Democrats bring forth to the floor of the Senate. What is Trump’s vision? It is to make the rich even richer, embrace authoritarians, give permission to kill journalists, abandon anything that would begin to clean our air, our water, our soils, and our climate. This Fool is full of vengeance. He talked incessantly about Robert Mueller’s witch hunt against him. He spoke repeatedly that “I have no deals with Russia. I have nothing to do with Russia” while a video has been brought forth proving otherwise. This video shows Trump in Russia in 1996 or 1997 trying to make a deal with a Russian developer to build a underground mall in Moscow. He repeatedly kills any action that Obama wrote to make American lives better, such as the ACA. Trump has been the destructive president. He imprisoned and separated many undocumented families and children. He walked away from international efforts to curb climate change. He stepped toward an arms race with Russia. He took monies targeted for infrastructure improvements and molded it into a tax cut for the rich.

    The Idiot called for a wall, yet failed to mention that a “yuuge” bust of heroin was apprehended at the Port of the Everglades, which was being smuggled in by boat. The Coast Guard commandeered several boats full of drugs with a street value of around $700M. A wall would have made no difference. What made a difference was security technology, and professionals to do the job. It had nothing to do with a big truck taking a left or a right at the border and bringing drugs across the desert.

    The Idiot-in-Chief went on to say, “As a candidate for president, I pledged a new approach.” And, what new approach did he bring forth? It has been a vengeful, hateful, angry, incompetent, and a pointless destructive approach. He actually believes that he has been the savior to America’s safety from the bad men around the world, such as Kim Jong Un. He believes that it is HE that has prevented our country from entering into deep in a war with North Korea. This guy has anointed himself as the King of Delusion. The tensions between N.K. and U.S. before he haplessly fell into the W.H. were not even close to a war.

    “Both parties should be able to unite for a great rebuilding of America’s crumbling infrastructure.” He stole infrastructure monies and passed in on to the rich in the form of a tax cut.

   “It is unacceptable that Americans pay vastly more than people in other countries for the exact same drugs, often made in the exact same place. This is wrong, unfair, and together we can stop it.” Hey Cretin, when the f**k are YOU going to do something about it? We have been waiting. Where is your plan? Where is YOUR party—the White Nationalist Party—in solving this problem, which you claim was one of your presidential promises? It is nowhere! The economist Dean Baker’s solution is for the government, the American people, to own all the drug patents, since we already give billions of dollars to these drug companies in the form of funding for research and testing, through the National Institute of Health, and grants to universities and research hospitals. If we owned the patents, then the drug company’s costs would be much lower as they would only be the manufacturer of the drugs. The ReCons run away from this solution. If they reject this solution, then what is their solution?

    The Grifter-in-Chief failed to talk about many serious issues, such as climate change, voter rights, campaign reform, HIS shutdown, and reforming gun laws. All he did was read a speech written for him in order for him to try and appear to be presidential.