Unlimited Presidential Harassment

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

The Man-Child Crybaby Cretin President is whining to all of us that he is being picked on by the Democratic House of Representatives because they are investigating him. He calls it “Unlimited Presidential Harassment”. This incompetent jerk in the White House said, “The Dems and their committees are going “nuts”. The Republicans never did this to President Obama, there would be no time left to run government.”

    When will America wake up to the fact that this idiot doesn’t belong in the White House? This full-blown narcissistic sociopath has no clue that Obama didn’t do anything that would result in the Republican majority to proceed with a congressional investigation; otherwise, they surely would have gone with it.

    Did The Cretin forget that Bill Clinton’s Republican congress went forward with investigations and impeachment, yet was able to pass a balanced budget! Congress can chew gum and blink at the same time, which is difficult for The Cretin.

    Cretin said, “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!! It should never be allowed to happen again!” Did he forget that Nixon resigned in the wake of impeachment? It IS the duty of the Congress to follow their Constitutional mandate to provide oversight and investigate possible wrongdoings by a President.

    If The Cretin had nothing to hide, then he would likely ignore all the investigations and let the Democrats spin their wheels. At that point, Trump would have the last laugh. But, Trump has his knickers all up in a twist.

    Donnie’s White Nationalist party members are wondering when will this idiot learn how to read the Teleprompter with accuracy, especially when it comes to important speeches. Donnie needs the Teleprompter to display very large printed words, and the machine needs to be turned to his left because he always cocks his neck because that big fat head of his leans to the left. That might help him read more accurately. Or, maybe it is just a lost cause to teach this moron to read better than a third grader.

    The Cretin’s body posturing when he speaks in public is very telling of his mental dysfunction. He displays a great deal of asymmetry with lots of twisting and counter-rotation of his body against his head. This might say he is lying twisting his truth and that he doesn’t feel secure with what he is saying. It is like a child squirming when questioned over a wrongdoing.

   During the SOTU address, The Cretin said, “Legal immigrants enrich our nation and strengthen our society in countless ways. I want people to come into our country, in the largest numbers ever, but they have to come in legally.”

    So what is it? We have been hearing you rail against immigrants for years. You have NOT even given a path to citizenship for DACA/Dreamer residents. If you want people to come and live here in the largest numbers ever, then give these young people who came to America with adults illegally, due to no fault of their own, citizenship. If you mean what you say, then write a Presidential Executive Order. What is so ironic is that nearly every Senate Democrat would have given this moron $25B for his border wall if he were to give Dreamers a path to citizenship in a previous Senate deal, which he rejected. Therefore, The Cretin is blowing more gassy toxic fumes from you know where.

    The Cretin has no plan. He offers nothing for Congress to work with. At this point, nearly 4 in 5 Americans are against the building of The 200 Mile Trump Wall. He appears to have lost his momentum for his legacy wall, but there are White Nationalist Republicans who are still pounding their fists for a wall especially in districts where the majority of voters are white and reject immigrants because they feel they are a security threat. They seem to ignore the fact that the real security threat are white people with guns who make up majority of mass murderers.

    The Cretin is squirming in his knickers. In the coming weeks, we will likely see more indictments. Mr. Pecker’s AMI publication might find themselves in court with a torn up protection agreement given them by the New York Southern District’s attorneys general in exchange for spilling the beans over their shady and illegal business relationship with Michael Cohen because they are now being accused of politically motivated extortion by Jeff Bezos.  The State of New York agreed with AMI and Pecker to hold tight their protection agreement if they kept their noses clean for 3 years. It appears their noses are filthy dirty and were unable to maintain clean nasal hygiene.

    I think this might be why Trump has ordered a truckload of Attends undergarment liners from Amazon.