The Trumpty Dumpty Report
In a time of deceit, telling the truth
is a revolutionary act- George Orwell
No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare
Dumb Dumb Donnie has been
hunkering down in order to monitor a very serious hurricane by playing golf. As
coastal residents prepare for heavy rains, high tide flooding, and wind damage,
their president is out playing golf. Sadly, golf is the only thing Donnie knows
how to do.
During a talk about the
trajectory of Hurricane Dorian, he said Alabama was going to experience serious
affects of the storm. Dumb Dumb’s White House daycare center’s geography lesson
went very bad. Donnie got a very low score and was sent to his room to do his
homework with Melania to learn all the names of the 50 states and their
locations, but Melania just couldn’t put down the picture as she intently
googlie eyed Justin Trudeau. Dumbster Donnie wasn’t able to remember that
Alabama was on the other side of the storm and to the west of Georgia, which is
on the Atlantic coast. Alabama wasn’t going to get hit by this storm. Officials
had to alert Alabama residents that the president was wrong and not to worry.
Opps!! Dementia Donnie denied his documented comment. He gets so angry when the
press and the media point out his stupidity. This is why he is going to spend
millions of dollars to go after reporters and their families.
Apparently, Melania
has been instructed to respond to Fascist Donnie’s commands through hand
signals when out in public. They have been taking lessons from the Dog
Whisperer. While standing before the camera during a photo op in Ohio, Donnie
tapped his right thigh with is right hand to summon Melania to his side.
This couple deserves each
other. They are both screwed up!
On a final
note, Fascist Donnie congratulated Poland on its day of remembrance
acknowledging the horrors when Hitler’s Nazis invaded their country. Poles
don’t celebrate this frightening day. It is not a day for dancing in the
streets and releasing balloons. It is a solemn recognition that the horrors of
World War II should never happen again. Fascist Donnie is clueless when it
comes to difference between a congratulations and a day of remembrance.
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