Showing posts with label President Xi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label President Xi. Show all posts

Saturday, June 29, 2019

Trump's New Secret Handshake

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Trump flew to Seoul, South Korea, following his trip to the
 G-20 summit so he could have a playdate with his autocratic psycho pals and tell the world that he “had a really terrific meeting with President Xi [of China]. We discussed many things.” He just loves when he can talk about “things”. Knowing that The Cretin can talk about “things” reassures the world that he knows what he is talking about. “Things” makes everything so clear and precise, especially when it comes to trade talks.
    Now in South Korea, following his Russian Idiot Asset briefing he received from Vladimir Putin, the Orange Mess of a President invited his man-crush, Lil’Kim Jung Un for a love-crush tryst at the DMZ so the two can shake hands.
    “If Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake hands and say Hello (?)!” wrote the Orange Mess.
    He went on to say that “I have a new handshake. I tried it out on President Xi (see photo) and I want to feel it with you, too, Lil’Kim. It’s really, really great. We can call it Donnie’s bromance shake. I’ll only use it with my real life pals, whose action figure toys I keep in my toy box.”
    “I want to thank him in person for the very beautiful birthday card he sent me. I keep it taped to my make-up mirror.”
    When asked if it would be a bad sign if Kim stood him up, Trump said, “No, of course I thought of that. It’s very hard, since I know Kim follows my Twitter.”
    Our Russian Idiot Asset president believes if he wasn’t president, we’d be at war with North Korea. We seem to get along really well. That’s a good thing, not a bad thing. For the stupid people who say, ‘Oh, he gets along,’ it’s good to get along.”
    So, in other words since Trump gets along with Lil’Kim, he must be one of the stupid people. How true!
    “…I’ll let him know, and we’ll see. We’ll see each other for two minutes. That’s all we can. But that will be fine.”
    A two minute love handshake thrill from Trump is all that is needed for Trump to walk away satisfied. Trump knows what a cheap thrill really is.

    All it takes is two minutes.

                              

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Trump--The Worst President EVER!!!

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    President Buffoon is the dumbest president that has ever been! And, the most incompetent and compromised person to ever set foot in the White House. He was a failure even before he started pretending to be president. Here is why.
     Buffoon has worked to push Iran to exit the Obama's nuclear deal by squeezing the country with additional sanctions and by pulling out of the nuclear deal; yet, our allies have not exited the nuclear deal with Iran, nor has Iran given up the deal. Now The Cretin is sending ships to the region to provoke a military conflict with Iran. Insane!!
    Buffoon continues to push China with tariffs. China has not stood down, but has been forced to step up and impose tariffs upon goods shipped to China. China has a wild card, as well. China bought a trillion dollars worth of U.S. Treasuries, which were issued to fund LilBoy Bush’s war against Iraq and Afghanistan. China could call in these bonds and spin the U.S. into a massive economic recession, if they wish to do so. Insane!!
     Buffoon has done very little to stop Russians from interfering with our 2020 presidential election. Traitorous!! Insane!!!
    Buffoon has caused chaos at our Southern Border causing serious harm upon people fleeing poverty, and personal harm. Insane!!
    Buffoon has fueled hate and violence in the country by failing to honestly calling out his Brotherhood---White Supremacists. Insane!!!
    Buffoon has failed to acknowledge and act to address the nation’s, and the world’s, most serious problem, which is climate change. Climate change is driving a great many people to flee their Central American homes because they can no longer sustain themselves on the land of which they live. It has caused a great deal of damage to our country. It will seriously impact our farmers, coastal areas, and military installations. Traitorous!!! Incompetent!! Insane!!!!
    Being a fundamental leader among other world leaders to create a worldwide peace is not a part of his worldview. By failing to participate in the engagement of peace to solve our problems, he has caused the nation even greater harm and has placed us all in danger. He has failed to uphold his presidential oath to America. Insane and incompetent!!
    Buffoon has cozied up to the world’s autocrats, kleptocrats, dictators, and murderers. Traitorous!! Insane!!!
    Buffoon has surrounded himself with Russian assets, and collaborators. Trump has been captured by Vladimir Putin, and the people around him are connected to Russians and Putin one way or another. Traitorous!!!
    Buffoon has failed to embrace alternative energy technologies. He has failed to do his part in transforming the nation toward a renewable energy nation. Insane!!
    He has failed to build a health care system that is affordable for everyone, as he promised. He has failed to build a drug plan that is affordable and accessible for all, as he promised. Incompetent!!!

    Trump, is by far, the country’s worst president to ever step foot into the White House. He is incompetent and very, very stupid. He was the worst business person in the country, for nearly ten years, as stated by the IRS. He is a Flim-Flam con artist. He must be either be impeached or beaten at the ballot box.

Friday, January 11, 2019

Trump's Legacy of Betrayal

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    The Crisis Of The Soul is The Donald and his entire family of Cretins. The DumbSon, Jr. said regarding building the wall, “It will keep the animals out.” This proves that the crisis in this nation is The Trump and his Kreepy Korrupt Klan of lizards. Hate, lies, and corruption surround the entire Klan.
    The Cretin continued to emphatically say, “ No Collusion! No Collusion!” But in fact, there has been collusion. Paul Manafort, while working with the Trump 2016 campaign, engaged in collusion with a Russian asset. He gave Konstantin Kilimnik Trump polling data, which he gave freely away in the form of both public and private analytical data to this Russian asset connected to the Kremlin. Kilimnik was asked by Manafort to pass Trump’s polling data to Ukrainian oligarchs. This data could have been passed on to the GRU, Putin’s intelligence agency responsible for hacking into the DNC’s computers.
    This sure sounds like collusion. You cannot take volumes of polling data out of a campaign office in secret. So, What did Trump know, and when did he know it? No doubt, Mueller has this information.
    The Cretin’s clown manager, Rudy Giuliani told the press that it is his belief that The Cretin and his parasitic legal team should have the right to edit and “correct” Robert Mueller’s final legal report.
   So, when was Giuliani in consultation with a foreign dictator’s legal advisor? Wow! This moron went on to say, “As a matter of fairness, they should show it to you—so we can correct it if they’re wrong. They’re not God, after all. They could be wrong.” Was Rudy talking about Robert Mueller, or The Donald? “Fairness. Being corrected when wrong. Not God, after all.” It sure sounds like Rudy was talking about The Cretin.
    The Cretin continues to walk away from negotiating with Democrats or anyone who realizes that a $5.7B 200 mile wall is absolutely absurd. The Cretin feels that negotiating with President Xi is easier than with Chuck and Nancy.
    Okay. Okay. Let’s stop laughing. So, Donnie Demented, are we still in a trade war, with in-place tariffs, with China? How is that negotiation going? Nowhere, actually. The Art Of The Deal book, which was ghost written because Donnie had no concept of the English language, and couldn’t put a sentence together whatsoever, was just a fantasy book full of wishful ideas swirling in the head of The Cretin as he fantasized about how he put deals together deep in his imagination. Storming out of deal meetings, hammering his fist on the desk only works for Putin and his predecessors. It works for North Korea’s Lil’Kim. It doesn’t work for a small time, two-bit crook using daddy’s millions of dollars to buy up run-down apartment buildings in New York City. It didn’t work when negotiating with various NYC crime syndicate lawyers, either. The Cretin has absolutely no deal making skills. It’s a myth, a fantasy created by people he paid to distribute this myth. He relied of professionals to make his deals for him. He just signed the final agreements. He is just a two-year old who wants soda pop instead of his bottle of milk and when he doesn’t get it, he storms out of the room in a hissy fit. This is all Trump knows how to do. He has a short fuse and trouble processing information. He has trouble understanding even small, yet conflicting, bits of information. 
   The Cretin doesn’t want to compromise on a budget to address border security. Think about it folks. The Cretin’s objective is to expand presidential powers by capturing funds from the military’s budget. This is expanding Cheney’s legacy, subverting congressional oversight.

    The kleptocrat that he is, and has been his entire life, has his eyes on the military’s unused $5.7B for his version of Mt. Rushmore. Cretin’s legacy of betrayal will be known as “My Big, Beautiful, Strong, and Yuuge Wall. It’s all mine. I don’t have to share it with any other past president. I did it all myself. When those people come to visit my big wall wanting asylum they will, instead, get a signed picture of president 45 and then sent back home. Wonderful. Fabulous. I’m the bestest president ever.”

Monday, January 7, 2019

Trump Channels Dick Cheney

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    The Cretin administration has channeled the Cheney administration. Cheney used raw intelligence to attack Iraq. He used rumors, assumptions, lies, and any piece of crap that he could stick on the white board to justify the invasion of Iraq. The Endless War that Little Boy Bush allowed Cheney to begin. There were no WMDs, no Yellow Cake, no functional chemical weapons. Nothing was there. The invasion was a waste of blood and treasure. Cheney was as evil as one can be and little Boy Bush was one of the dumbest fools that ever stepped foot into the White House. He agreed to give his power of the presidency over to Cheney. Bush invaded Iraq as a vengeful act against Saddam because Saddam threatened Big Daddy Bush when he was president. Lil’Boy killed innocent Iraqis, our soldiers, and wounded tens of thousands from both sides just because of a hollow threat made years earlier. Lies were made to justify what ended up being our Endless War.
    The Cretin continues his lies as he claims that terrorists are crossing over the southern border. “It’s a national security problem. Bad. Bad people. Murderers. Killers. Job killers. So easy to cross from Mexico. So easy. They drive right in. Make a left. It’s not going to happen. I’ll send ships to the border. Battle destroyers. Aircrap carriers. I will send them to the border if I have to!!! I AM the Comrade-in-Chief. I wear one of those jackets like Bush did on that big, really big boat when he said, “Mission accomplished.”
    Now The Cretin is doing the same thing with the southern border. Sarah -Joseph Goebbels- Sanders is lying to the American people about immigrants who are crossing the borders are committing crimes. She claims that around 4000 immigrants are committing crimes once entering the country. She and Cretin are lying just as Cheney lied. Propaganda is evil when our government dishes it out to get their way. These evil people will do anything to build their wasteful $5B concrete or steel slat wall. “Steel slats good. I like steel slats. We can look through them and give those looking through a big, really big, huge smiles. MAGA smiles,” Trump was overheard saying.
    HLS secretary Nielsen is calling people stopped at the border, “special-interest aliens”. She has used raw, bullshit intelligence claiming “the intel community has identified are of concern.”
    Chris Wallace told Goebbels-Sanders in an interview that the State department reported that there is “no evidence” of terrorists crossing the border with Mexico.
    She said on Fox, “We know that roughly, nearly 4000 known or suspected terrorists come into the country illegally, and we know that our most vulnerable point of entry is at our southern border.” She repeated this lie on Fox and Friends, the administration’s propaganda broadcast media source.
    Chris Wallace confronted Goebbels-Sanders when he asked, “Do you know where those 4000 people come [from], where they’re captured? Airports.”
    The Department of Justice and the Department of Homeland Security reported that 2554 people on the FBI’s terrorist screening list were stopped trying to enter the U.S. in fiscal year 2017. The report says that 2170 people were trying to enter the country through airports, and 49 were trying to enter by boat. Also, 335 people tried to enter by land. This data is the most current data collected by the above agencies to date. Finally, there has been no reason to believe that terrorists have attempted to enter the country via a Mexico point of entry or by another way, as reported by the State department back in September 2018.
    The State department report said, “ At year’s end there was no credible evidence indicating that international terrorist groups have established bases in Mexico, working with Mexican drug cartels, or sent operatives via Mexico into the United States. Terrorist groups likely seek other means of trying to enter the United States.”
   The Cretin and his Putzy Putz Pence both try to claim otherwise. The Putz has claimed that law enforcement has captured more than 10 supposed terrorists each and every day throughout the past year crossing our southern Mexico border.
    What is happening is proof that the White Nationalist Party, formerly known as Republicans, cannot win elections, or get their agenda passed through Congress and supported by a majority of the American people unless they lie and cheat and use State television, i.e., FOX News to sell their positions. We are seeing a repeat of the Cheney playbook, which appears to have been handed off to The Cretin administration. This is scary stuff. What is next?
    Wall Street is cautious right now, but look out. A far reaching collapse could be around the corner. This administration has no self control. China reared its ugly military head against Taiwan. War maybe in the making against Taiwan. What will Donnie Demented do about it? Will there be a knee jerk reaction, or will there be an effort to establish an “intervention” to calm the tensions. Unfortunately, The Cretin does not have anyone competent in his administration to handle such a serious conflict.

    There are no “grown ups” in the White House day care center. We should all be watchful right now. White Nationalists can win elections, but they are incapable of governing. 

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Trump Being Played The Fool Again

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During the G-20, Trump wasn’t invited to play with the other bully world dictators. He felt hurt that MBS (Saudi prince) and Putin gave each other the secret handshake without including him. Pouty faced Trump told his aide, “Get me outa here!” because he was left out of the Bully Boy Gangsta club.
    But Trump tried to make the best of it by meeting with China’s President Xi. Xi felt sorry for the Cretin-in-Chief and pretended to raise the idea that maybe, just maybe, China would agree to some sort of negotiation of terms to lower the impact of the current trade war. Yet, Trump seems to be ignoring the fact that China owns around $1.5T in U.S. treasuries issued when George W. Bush sold them to China in order to fund his Iraq/Afghanistan wars because Congress didn’t pony up the costs through higher taxes or war bonds, therefore, the war costs were borrowed from China. And now, they have serious leverage when they decide to play that card, which could trigger a major economic depression.
    The idea that Trump had this idiotic belief that the two had a meaningful discussion is hilarious. Trump’s pompous bravado was illustrated when he recently said, “Not to sound naïve or anything, but I believe President Xi meant every word of what he said at our long and hopefully historic meeting. ALL subjects discussed!” Then the Dow Jones Industrial Averages dropped 800 points! The markets know that President Chump is naïve and has no clue. Trump calling himself the “Tariff Man” is a foolhardy negotiating tactic, but President Fool can’t seem to stay out of the quick sand. He touted “an incredible deal” “long and good” yet there was no there-there. For Trump the idea that a no-deal, is an incredible deal has always been part of his imaginary play. And now, Trump says that maybe he won’t agree with a China trade deal after all. “It all depends.”
    What Wall Street is freaking out about may be a bit about the Huawei executive arrested in Vancouver, B.C, and now, being extradited to the U.S. for violating Iranian sanctions, but it is more likely the markets are now collapsing into negative territory for 2018, i.e., erasing gains made in 2018 and now creeping into 2017, because they are realizing that Trump is the most incompetent president ever and a danger to America. The markets are mostly reacting to tariffs, tax cuts for the rich, trade wars, and mounting risky corporate debt. Also, we are seeing collateralized debt obligations becoming a problem as we did prior to the 2008 economic depression. This is what happens when Bush, Paulson, Bernanke failed to break up the Too-Big-Too-Fail banks, and Shadow Banks, and investment firms can resume their dangerous collateralizing of debt tricks.
    We have heard from another White Nationalist Party House member from Kansas, Congressman Estes, who downplayed the disastrous erosion of personal wealth invested in stock market retirement plans. Estes said, “The American people want us to get things done.” He also said that the markets go up and down. And since July, they have been going up and down. That is what they do according to Estes.
   What kind of propagandistic bullshit is this idiot shoveling onto America’s household wealth? The market is NOT fluctuating as they do! The market is collapsing. And, in addition, the fiscal prediction for 2019 is a likely recession and global slowdown.
    Regarding Estes’ “get things done”, the mantra from McConnell and the rest of the White Nationalist Party members have pledged to NOT EVER negotiate with Democrats. This is the continuation of Newt Gingrich’s ‘No compromise position’ began back during the Clinton presidency, and continues today in Congress. Estes saying he wants to work with Democrats, when the White Nationalist Party has focused to NOT work with Democrats on much of anything.

    So, since Estes is bullshitting us about the massive losses on Wall Street, and now about working with Democrats, what other bullshit will we hear from his mouth and the mouth of his fellow Congressional White Nationalists? As Trump says repeatedly, “We will have to see.”