Donald Trump's Oscar's Moment

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We all have to wonder about the competencies of the people who surround The Cretin as he pretends to be our president. We have seen several of Trump’s lieutenants indicted and begin their jail sentences.  We have seen several of Trump’s department secretaries fired over their incompetence to protect the nation from corporate greed. Scott Pruitt, Jeff Sessions, and others represented corporate objectives and not the nation from, for example, being poisoned.

    Now, we have learned that Jared “OVER HIS HEAD” Kushner has, once again, decided to use his inherited wealth and family business to overspend for over-valued properties. After Jared’s sleazy father went to prison, he went ahead and overspent on a Manhattan skyscraper in 2007 just as the nation’s real estate market went down the toilet (Why he wasn’t paying attention shows his overall stupidity.). The building cost $1.8B, ultimately crashing in value and placing Kushner Cos. into near bankruptcy crushing Jared’s investors into receiving pennies on the dollar as their investment circled down the Kushner toilet. Jared’s over-inflated ego and incompetence proved the guy is a complete fool with poor business skills. This might be why Jared went to Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince with his Halloween bucket hoping that MBS might toss in a couple million dollars for Jared’s Bailout Go Fund Me account. No doubt, Jared’s position in The Cretin White House is a way to buy business funding influence with such people as MBS. And, in return, Saudi Arabia gets a YUUGE arms deal from Trump.

    Recently, Jared fell into another questionable business deal. He spent $1.1B on 6,000 apartment units sold by Lone Star Funds, which are located in Maryland and Virginia. If the math calculation is correct, each unit appears to cost approximately $170,000 per apartment. To most people, Jared overpaid for those apartments. It seems that charging around $2,000.00 per month for an apartment might be a bit too high when doing comparison shopping for a place to live. Forking up a $2,000.00 security deposit, and another $2,000.00 for last month’s rent, totaling $6,000.00, and maybe a fee for a private parking spot, just to move in seems a little steep.

    The Cretin has surrounded himself with people with repeatedly poor judgment, such as Manafort, Flynn, Pruitt, Session, Huckabee Sanders, Kushner, Whittaker, Ivanka, and Cohen, just to name some of his White Nationalist lock-steppers.

    The Cretin is now promising America the biggest and BE BESTEST 4^th of July extravaganza. Oh Boy. I can’t wait.

    He spends all his time trying to satisfy his White Nationalist base and not every American. He is focused on getting his wall built by hook or by crook. It appears, since his executive power grab will be tied up in lawsuits, these legal actions will likely prevent construction before the 2020 presidential election. And now, 58 former presidential secretaries have signed a protest document objecting to The Cretin’s presidential executive power overreach by declaring a national emergency in order to build his version of Mt. Rushmore on the southern border in the form of a big, beautiful and strong wall with his signature engraved on each steel slat.

    Also, to please his Christian Reichwing, this Justice department has written briefs supporting Christian-Reich groups in their local lawsuits to make sure they can rent local community government spaces, to the objection of those local officials, for their religious meetings and gatherings, as well as to make sure that private business owners can refuse their services to those in the LGBTQ community, and to make sure that Native Americans, who object to gas and oil pipeline kleptocrats from invading their religious, spiritual and cultural sacred lands, from winning their lawsuits. If you are a White Nationalist, and Reichwing Christian, The Cretin’s administration stands behind your lawsuits, but if you don’t fit in to this special interest group, you are on your own and don’t have the protections of the U.S. Justice department.

    The Cretin is desperate to hold on to his shrinking base. Donnie Demented maybe a bit nervous if he is to be challenged for the White Nationalist Republican party’s presidential nomination by Maryland’s Republican governor, Larry Hogan.

    The Cretin believes he and his slimy swamp lizard team that he dragged out from behind the Deep State curtain believes that they are enforcing religious liberties. But, when an activist began distributing food and water to undocumented immigrants crossing the southern border because he felt it was his religious responsibility to help others in dire need, he was taken to court by the Justice department forcing him to stop such humanitarian aid because it violated the principles of the Trump administration’s goals to stop illegal border crossings.

    In just a few days, the Russian Idiot Asset president will be packing up his Lil’ Kim action figure and head out to Vietnam to meet with his North Korean BFF, just as Kim and his luxury Choo Choo pulls into the station. Will Donnie be there with a bouquet of roses for his playmate? Will Donnie be wearing his 10 foot long red tie? Will Donnie ask Lil’Kim to sniff his fingers again? Will Lil’Kim get more photo ops giving him greater respectability among his people as a big shot in the world because he is smiling and shaking hands with The Cretin, as well as credibility among other Third World leaders?

    This will likely be The Cretin’s Red Carpet Oscar’s moment.

The Sewer Rat President Donald Trump

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The sewer rats scurrying around the White House are honing their authoritarian skills possibly to the detriment to their own survival. They convinced the Moron-in-Chief to proclaim the nation to be in dire need of a national security proclamation in order to build a Mt. Rushmore-like monument to the dirtiest of all rats-Donald J. Trump.

    The Cretin signed a proclamation declaring a national emergency even after he dismissed its seriousness when he said, “I didn’t really need to do it. I just wanted to make things go faster.” There are currently several lawsuits challenging Trump’s go-around of Congress to feed his greedy, self-aggrandizing demented ego in order to build a wall to memorializing his failed presidency was a concern when the authors of the Constitution created it. They were fearful of the abuse of presidential executive overreach. Subverting Congress through presidential overreach is what Trump is doing today. Now we have to wonder if Trump has walked himself into being impeached? Nixon faced the Articles of Impeachment as a result of his abuse of his presidential powers. A president can be removed from office for “treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.” Presidential abuse of powers fits into this definition.

    “The powers relating to impeachment are, as before intimated an essential check in the hands of [Congress] upon the encroachments of the executive” was written by Alexander Hamilton.

    Trump seems to be raising his middle finger at Congress by forcing the courts to back his stealing of public funds to build his wall, which is an abuse of presidential overreach to obtain his goals.

    In 1971, Nixon proclaimed a national emergency as a way to go around Congress to say there was a national emergency regarding the nation’s financial reserves and to impose an additional 10% surcharge on certain imports.

    What is now known as the Federal Circuit Court in D.C., wrote a decision at the time in response to a lawsuit filed against the Nixon overreach which said, “Though such a broad grant may be considered unwise, or even dangerous should it come into the hands of an unscrupulous, rampant president, willing to declare an emergency when none exists, the wisdom of a Congressional declaration is not for us to decide.”

    Was this 1971 court decision foreshadowing Donald Trump’s “unscrupulous” proclamation?

    In 1974, Nixon had three Articles of Impeachment filed against him by Congress based upon presidential misconduct, as was included in the Constitution.

    Today The Cretin continues to go around Congress as he decided to give Saudi Arabia nuclear technology resources. And, The Cretin asked the temporary and former acting A.G. Matthew Whitaker to ask an attorney, a Trump appointee, from the Southern District of N.Y. to take over the Michael Cohen case. This sounds like another abuse of presidential powers by attempting to influence an active justice department case that involves him.

    It now seems to be the right time for Congress to proceed as Congress did in 1971 to begin Trump’s impeachment.

Trump's Overreaching Use Of Executive Powers

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    The Cretin, in his third grader typical self, downplayed the fact that his signed proclamation to get his wall built will be challenged in court. He used his “na-na-na” sing-songy voice to make light that his proclamation will be challenged in the courts.

    This is how it went:

    “I expect to be sued.

      They’ll sue us in the 9^th circuit

       [They’ll sue us as we work it,

        They’ll sue us when we break it]

      And even though it shouldn’t be there,

      And we’ll possibly get a bad ruling,

      And then we’ll get another bad ruling,

      And then we’ll end up in the Supreme Court,

      And hopefully we’ll get a fair shake

      And we’ll win in the Supreme Court.”

      [And we’ll spin the Supreme Court]

    La, la, la, na, na, na, blah, blah, blah.

    For over a year, Trump’s been fuming and scheming to subvert Congress and use his executive powers to declare a national emergency in order to steal funds from wherever his dirty, pathetic, sticky little fingers can find them for his legacy wall.

    Trump publicly said, “I could do the wall over a longer period of time, didn’t need to do this, but I’d rather do it much faster.”

    What his statement clearly indicated was that there was actually no national emergency, but only political motivation. There is no emergency. The facts are clear about this. Trump continues to insist that “they lie” when it comes to the facts about the number of immigrant crossings, desert crossings, and checkpoint crossings.

    The Cretin said he didn’t need to do the proclamation. He admitted he was scamming the American people in order to build his legacy wall, a wall with his signature would be embossed upon its surface for all to see as they rode golf carts along the Trumpian border wall with autographed glossy photos of the worst president in American history, which The Cretin insisted for a very long time that Mexico was going to pay for it. They didn’t. In his dreams, Americans end up paying for it.

    This is how he has done many of his business dealings. He says he will pay for the project, but then, the project goes bust and his investors end up getting a fraction of their investment recovered, while Trump and his Cretin Klan walk away fully funded and intact.

    No doubt, The Cretin will end up long gone, and hopefully trying to defend himself before the Southern District court of New York, before the U.S. Supreme Court rules on his use of executive powers that falsely proclaimed the nation experienced a year long, on and off, national emergency, which is why the president insisted in a blasé manner that he needed funding for a wall that never needed to be built so as to keep the country safe from undocumented immigrants invading the country from Mexican murderers and criminals as they carried satchels overflowing with drugs across the desert.

    The Senate majority leader, the senior ranking obstructionist turtle, McConnell stuck his out his head from his stinky, moldy shell to say, “…Democrats decision to put partisan obstruction ahead of the national interest.” This dirty, scumbag seemed to forget that he obstructed Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, Judge Eric Garland, from getting an up or down Senate vote. This sleazy White Nationalist Party clown continued his worthless rhetoric when he said, “I urge my Democratic colleagues to quickly get serious, and put partisanship aside…”

    Hey Mitch the Turtle, they are serious. Damn serious. Your partisanship has gotten in their way. Now it is time to get out of their way.

Donald J. Trump Fell Off His Wall

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    The Man-Child Cretin president left the Oval Office daycare center carrying his two favorite autocratic action figures chanting loudly, “Build that wall. Build that wall!!” KellyAnn was seen marching in lockstep behind The Cretin as he chanted his meme.

    Later, they dressed the Idiot-in-Chief, choosing a blue tie instead of his favorite red one, and stood him before a microphone so he could declare his so-called national emergency so he can build his legacy wall. He has proposed stealing billions of dollars from federal military construction emergency projects, as well as from counter-drug programs.

    The tantruming Trump doesn’t seem to understand or care that his national emergency will get tied up in the courts and will never materialize into a wall. “I am going to be signing a national emergency” The Cretin proclaimed from the Rose Garden. He went on to emphasize that brown people have started “an invasion of our country.”

    The Cretin was unable to complete one of his most important challenging statements before his base, since becoming president. He failed to speak in a complete sentence, once again. His handlers, no doubt, did not prep him for the Rose Garden proclamation. He must have written those words on a torn sheet of coloring paper. He left off a possible choice of words, one option being “declaration document”, which would complete his fragmented sentence, “I am going to be signing a national emergency [declaration document].” Huh? A national emergency is not like signing a picture of Trump with his squeeze Stormy Daniels, or a balloon. A national emergency is not something you can actually sign.

    The Cretin fantasized that he will spend $8B on his border wall project using funds from what was legally allocated in the Congressional bill and illegally through his capturing of funds through the national emergency.

    Trump failed to accomplish his number one campaign pledge, which he proclaimed would be fulfilled if he were to be elected president. His number one pledge, which he promised from the mountaintop, has been toppled. Many Republicans, or one must say, White Nationalists, defected from their great leader’s demands and voted for the Congressional law, which is strong enough to sustain a presidential veto. Trumpty Dumpty fell off his wall. Mexico didn’t pay for his wall. Instead, The Cretin then demanded that the American people pay for his legacy wall.

    Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer made a joint statement which stated, that such an action by the president would be a “lawless act, a gross abuse of the power of the presidency, and a desperate attempt to distract” from Trump’s own incompetence. They then stated, “Congress will defend our constitutional authorities.” We know what that means. If Trump follows through with his signing of a national security emergency document, then he will see major pushback. His backdoor method of stealing government funds will likely get tied up in the courts for the next two years.

    The Cretin will do anything to keep his base from storming Mar-A-Lago scaring off all the undocumented workers that are on his payroll. His fellow cretins at Fox News have turned on him, too. His fellow White Nationalists in Congress have turned on him, as well. They may have finally realized that standing with him may do more harm for their reelection efforts than standing with him. We may see more defections on future congressional votes and more bipartisan votes that would be veto proof. This may be the beginning of the end for Trump.

Trump Hits The Wall Again

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The Congress has been working on a bipartisan bill to provide funding for keeping the government operating through September in hopes of avoiding a Cretin declared shutdown. Also the bill provides funding for securing the southern border.

    The Cretin said, “I’m not happy. I may find funding for the wall elsewhere.” He also said, “I’ve already started building the wall.” Everyone in Congress just nod their heads to placate the Idiot-in-Chief even though The Cretin has not been building his big, beautiful, and strong wall. The only wall he is building is in the Oval Office’s daycare center with his big red cardboard bricks.

    This moron doesn’t comprehend reality. He doesn’t live in reality. He is a delusional sociopath. He doesn’t appear to understand that he lies more often than anyone else that has stepped foot in the White House. His world is made up of lies. This shapes his world. He fabricates a world in which he alone lives in. It appears that tells himself many lies in order to feed his fragile ego even though those lies are not based in any facts. He pretends to have been a smart and capable business person when, in fact, he used his much more capable staff to assemble his business deals. They negotiated the deals. The Cretin just signed the paperwork, while his staff stroked his ego by telling him he is a terrific business negotiator. This strategy kept him from exploding and tantruming. He needs to be seen as the most capable person in the room.

    He tells Americans he is building the wall and will finish it. He has not built a wall as he has described over the years. What has been built are sections of barriers that have decayed or been found to need replacing with upgraded materials. There are no new sections of Trump’s big, beautiful and strong wall slats or made of concrete. He has made this statement up. He tells his gullible base that he has already been building his wall. And, that he will look for available funds elsewhere to finish his legacy wall. This means that he will use Executive Powers to capture funds from other agencies to build his non-existent wall. The issue is that if he declares a National Security crisis to steal funds, it will be challenged in court because the president has already said that he has been building his wall, even though this is a lie. The courts will say that if he is building his wall, then there is no national security crisis.

    The Cretin has hit the wall again.

Trump And His Border Wall Fantasy

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    The Cretin said, "We're doing things. We're doing fantastic things. We're moving things around." What is he talking about? Does he even know what "things" means? It is clear, The Cretin has no idea what he is talking about. He just flaps his mouth with unknown thoughts pouring out.
    The Idiot-in-Chief went to El Paso, Texas in order to spew a brain full of lies. He told his base that "we will finish the wall". This moron has no idea that none of his wall has even been built other than those wall prototypes. What is being planned along a 14 mile section of the southern border's Rio Grande Valley is a barrier, which has not been finalized, and replacing sections of border barriers with upgraded materials. Sections of rotten and worn out fencing has been upgraded. Only about a third of the southern border has a man-made barrier.
    When The Cretin says he IS building the wall as we speak is a big fat lie. The only wall this moron is building are walls at his Lego table in the Oval Office play school.
    Trump has been pontificating about building a big, beautiful and strong wall since he first walked out onto the campaign trail, and that Mexico was going to pay for it. Then it morphed into a plan where we would pay for it, but Mexico would then reimburse us for it. Then it devolved into what we are seeing today. NO WALL. Trump failed to get his legacy wall. A structure that would have his signature embossed upon it. His version of Mt. Rushmore. He failed just as he has failed to accomplish a single populist action. 
    What he has accomplished is a significant amount of time engaged in "Loafing Time"playing with his authoritarian action figures, and time at his Lego table building big, beautiful and strong walls of plastic bricks. He spends his time watching T.V.. No doubt, he has to have the border security bill read to him because his brain is too damaged to comprehend the bill if he were to read the bill without any tutoring by his staff.
    It looks like we will be spared another government shutdown now that Trump has been told by members of the White Nationalist Party in the Senate to sign the bill, which will fund the government until September. The Cretin was told by his WNP that this bill provides a "down payment" for his wall funding. This teaser gave the Man-Child President hope that he may get more funding in September. We will see if The Cretin is still standing in September.

Trump said, "What Wall?"

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The dumbass in the White House, has been telling Americans that the southern border needs a big, beautiful, strong wall to keep drugs from invading the country. The fact is that 80% of the drugs are NOT crossing over the desert by foot but by vehicle across official border checkpoints, where the latest fentanyl bust was detected using scanners and patrol guards who apprehended the load.

    The insistence by our moronic man-child president who believes that the only solution to drugs is a “yuuge” wall, is just another creation he built out of his Legos in his playroom. It was overheard, “My Lego wall is so big and strong. Walls work. I built it. My brain is just uh…so big.”  How may more lies and pontificated fantasies do we have to endure from The Cretin? He keeps insisting on building an omage to himself—a steel and concrete Mt. Trumpmore; yet as we have repeatedly seen his obsession for a wall doesn’t work to solve the border problems he describes. But, what works is the Democrat’s solution for updated border security checkpoint technologies and more border checkpoint professionals, as well as securing the barrier wherever needed.

    Sadly, we have a lizard den full of Mitch McConnell clones of slithering, aging vipers that lock step to the vile song written by Trump to perpetuate his failing autocratic agenda.

Trump's Shutdown Was A Smackdown

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     Trump is between a concrete slab and a steel slat, you might say. The Cretin has spoken. He will "think about, maybe, possibly, I have to think about it, if I'm not happy" declare another shutdown.
    The fact is The Cretin has been shutdown. He's been stroking that 8 foot red necktie he always wears wandering around the White House because his Great Wall Of Trump was knocked down into a 6 inch Lego wall that will be constructed and placed on his desk.
    The Congress is working on solutions orienting toward a more comprehensive package to protect the southern border from drugs and the Mexican boogiemen who sneak over the border after being dumped from the backs of U-Haul trucks hoping for a better life working low paying jobs that many Americans have chosen not to take, such as at Trump's Mar-A-Lago resort. While all this going on, The Cretin is stuck in his play school room playing with his Space Force toys and eating Fish crackers. A big, beautiful, strong Wall Of Trump is not likely to be offered up. A more realistic package of barrier security upgrades, and personnel hires will likely be decided for a bi-partisan vote.
    The Cretin says if is not getting his way, he will bring about another government "shitdown". More crap leaking out of his small, demented brain, which is more pretend than reality. Cretin also brought up again that he will declare a national emergency and then steal funds from other places in the budget to build his Monument To Trump wall. That, too, is unlikely.
    Americans are getting sick and tired of The Trump Tantruming Tirade Trilogy story. People are very upset that the shutdown cost more than the $8B The Cretin wanted for his southern border monument to begin with. Another shutdown will likely destroy the careers of the White Nationalist party in Congress. They might want to update their Linked-In pages, or send resumes to the Koch Brothers, since they hire has-been rightwingers, such as Rick Santorum, to work in their homestyle think tanks. And, Mike Pence might want to repair his spacecraft so he can head back to the planet from which he came. It has been said he came from the 4th Rock from the Sun.
    Will the White Nationalist party, formerly known as Republicans, tolerate another shutdown? Or, will they tolerate a capture-the-flag remake of funds targeted for military emergencies when soldiers are overseas in dangerous zones? This act of incompetence will probably end up in the courts dragging The Cretin's incompetency for the next year, as the 2020 presidential primary season begins full force. Will the White Nationalist party members tolerate this chaos?
    Another shutdown will face another showdown with The Cretin as the short term opening of the government comes to face-down in mid February hopefully resulting in another smackdown by the American people. Federal workers will likely quit their jobs and look for other jobs if furloughed again. This will create its own chaos leaving job vacancies disrupting many agencies in turmoil wanting to get back up and running. Nancy Pelosi is working to end shutdowns forever by putting up a bill to be voted on. It would be likely that if The Cretin vetoes such a bill, it will get over-rided by the congress. Such an over-ride vote will finally destroy The Cretin's presidency, and prove that he has never been a populist president looking out for the working people of the country, but instead, seen as the arrogant, self-centered, dumbass sociopath he actually is. 
    The Cretin IS between the self-made rock and hard place revealing that he IS NOT a dealmaker, but an idiot pretending to be something his is not. He is the result of fake news. Nothing about this moron is real. He is fake. Let's prove it by exposing his tax returns!! This Russian Idiot Asset had been launched into the White House for use by Putin. The Mueller investigation report will likely show that Trump's army of lizards were conspiring with Russians to launch Trump into the White House.

Nancy Pelosi Spoke. Trump Opened The Government

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    Donnie Demented fell into a trance and when he woke up, the government opened up for 3 weeks and there was still no wall. Wearing his 8 foot long red tie, which he also uses to wipe his mouth, he gave a rambling Rose Garden announcement bloviating about how a wall is required because it works in Israel. I believe that wall had been built for very different reasons. It is there to keep violence and death from devolving into something much, much worse.

    Our southern border issues are all about people wanting to come to the United States to find a better way of life from places that threaten their safety and lives. But, Donnie the Demented has no idea what he is talking about and no one can help him understand much of anything.

    He rambled on about truck driving smugglers taking a left at the border or a right at the border and driving into the desert dropping off loads of people to cross into the U.S. by foot. And, this is how lots of drugs are being smuggled into the country. The facts are that people crossing at designated checkpoints, or by foot through the desert, are down and falling over the past ten years. Drugs come over the border through designated checkpoints, and not carried over the border in backpacks, which doesn’t make a bit of sense. I believe such a person would fill their backpacks with water, and food instead of a bunch of bags of heroin.

    Now, the Demented Donnie was trying to convince us that he never said he wanted a concrete, big, beautiful, strong wall from sea to shining sea, which is a big fat lie. That is exactly what he told us along with the fact that Mexico was going to pay for it.

    He finally ended his uncontrolled stream of consciousness rambling message by saying that if he doesn’t get his very big and beautiful wall with steel slats so he can see through it, he will go nuclear and steal the money from other agencies by declaring a national security emergency. Surprisingly he now wants steel slats instead of concrete so he can visit the border and slip signed pictures of himself through the slats taping them to the other side. As we recall, he once told us that he knows how to build things, and knows how to build a big and strong and tall concrete wall.  Now he doesn’t remember that this was a promise he made during his presidential primary campaign. This Cretin said anything to make himself look like the biggest, bestest dealmaker ever to set foot into the Oval Office. Unfortunately, his base drank the Kool-aid he was passing out along with his MAGA hats. Trump never made a successful business deal, on his own, in his life. He has NO dealmaking skills. He is a total flop. He needed associates with brains and skills to set up the deal so Mr. Moneybags could sign the paperwork. He was then patted on the back and told, “Good Job. Good Job. Great Deal”, which was not of his doing. Because of his narcissistic mind, he believed that he made the deal on his own. This is how Putin snared him into becoming a Russian Idiot Asset.

    He had a chance to sign an earlier bill last year, which was negotiated successfully in Congress, but he did not sign it. It wasn’t good enough then, but is good enough now. That bill had wall construction funding. Sadly, The Moron-in-Chief isn’t capable of remembering that far back in history.

    Ann Coulter, who appears to remind him of his father who may have understood that Donnie was an incompetent dumbass, has scolded dear Donnie by calling him weak. Nancy Pelosi, who appears to remind him of his mother, who may have been the only person who was able to stop him from tantruming, put an end to his bad behavior.

    Now Donnie can go back to his daycare center and play with his Putin and Jong Un action figures for the next three weeks before they dress him up again and prop him back up on his Lego wall and see what he will do next.

Trump's Failing Legacy

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    Trump has his head so far up Ann Coulter’s rump that he is her Rump Trump. When she passes toxic gases in the form of orders, he is right there sniffing them. This Cretin has been led around by others his entire life. He is unable to take control of his own life without disaster following right behind him. His daddy took control of his financial life from an early age, and then, once The Trump Organization was established, others took control in order to keep him under control and solvent. But, when no one was looking and monitoring his impulsive and incompetent actions, The Trump Organization, back in the 1980s, nearly fell into bankruptcy. It was then that Putin and his army of oligarchs stepped in to take control of Trump by turning him into an Idiot Asset by funneling to him millions of dollars of illegal cash needing a place to launder it. Trump’s properties were the greatest gift these oligarchs could find. They had a place to park and launder their cash by buying up vacant Trump Tower properties, which resulted in Trump being owned and controlled by Putin. Now, Trump is being controlled by the White Supremacists at FOX News, and around the country. He must appeal to those in his dwindling base, which appears to be mostly made up of White Supremacists.

     He is demonstrating emotional chaos with his orchestration of a government shutdown. When Ann Coulter says that the The Cretin is displaying emotional weakness by considering some sort of amnesty to DACA recipients, The Cretin backs down. Apparently, Ann Coulter is one of Trump’s White Nationalist lieutenants in his platoon of Putin’s American Assets.

    He continues to spread more and more lies about people wanting to enter the U.S. from the southern border. The facts are that most of the people illegally in the U.S. are Asians who entered the country legally, yet overstayed their visas. Most people enter the country by car or by air through legal points-of-entry and not by foot at the southern border. Illegal drugs are typically brought into the country through legal border crossing check points, and not by foot over non-authorized border crossing sites. And, the numbers of people crossing at the southern border have declined as a result of the legislative changes that were signed by President Obama: increased border patrols, surveillance upgrades and repairs and upgrades to the existing fencing. These actions brought about through reasonable bi-partisan negotiations lowered southern border crossings. So, the lies perpetuated by Trump and his White Nationalist platoon comrades to build a $5.7B wall has been nothing but fake news.

    By the end of this week, the cost to the economy will exceed the $5.7B and into $7B. The Cretin has been tantruming over his version of Mt. Rushmore, ie. the Trump Wall at the expense of hardworking federal workers.

    Trump realizes that with less than two years left in the Oval Office Child Care program, he will have absolutely no positive legacy to follow him as he goes back to his gilded life in Trump Tower hiding from those who will document his failed life in Washington D.C. At that point, Trump can begin to organize the scraps of paper that will be compiled into scrapbooks that will make up his presidential front yard mini library.

The Trump Presidential Library

The film, "The Orange Man Destroys Washington, DC"

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    There is a new film coming to your neighborhood theater. It’s called “The Orange Man Destroyed Washington, DC”. The Orange Man came out of a deep, fetid cave carved deep under Gotham City far below Trump Tower’s tunnel network.

    Far within those dark and damp and smelly caves, the Orange Man planned a fake news takeover of the nation and win a place of power by recruiting foul and dirty Russian comrades from deep beneath the Kremlin living in their tunnels and caves where they were kept away from the common person on their surface.

    The surface was filled with mean and hateful trolls who wore Orange Man’s red hats as a symbol of their gullibility and ignorance. They followed wherever he went. He had his well dressed, but decaying Klan join him, otherwise, the Orange Man would not be able to function at all. He would wander off looking for pointy headed white sheet dressed people to play with in the dirt. His own genetically mutated Klan would not allow that so they had to manage him whenever possible. His zombie wife was kept subdued and fed dead cats and dogs to keep her quiet. Under her shell, she had totally decayed from living on the surface with the Orange Man.

    He was joined by the Pez Dispenser Man with short white hair. His hands were always sticky so he kept them in his pockets so things wouldn’t dirty them up. He needed his hands to always be pure. Being sticky was a real problem for him. When you pulled his head back only white shiny blocks of supremely smelly lard came out. He was kept behind the Orange Man just in case he fell backward so that the Pez Man was present to catch him. That was basically the only thing the Pez Man was there to do. The Orange Man was a Yuuge lump of lard which he teleported into the Pez Man in order for the Pez Dispenser Man to make his blocks of lard so he could pass them out to their team of swamp lizards surrounding them to consume.

    The Orange Man was seriously showing signs of mental decay from being on the surface for far too long a time. He would force people on the surface from doing their jobs because he desired a symbol of his power which he called a big, beautiful, and Yuuge southern border wall to keep out all the bad brown people. He wanted it painted orange. He demanded it be painted orange, otherwise, no one would be able to return to work and live their lives again.

    He knew he would have to return to his fetid cave network at some point, and he wanted a symbol of his time on the surface to always be seen so the orange southern border wall made of concrete, or steel slats, which ever would be decided upon, to be built in his name. He wanted it to be very, very, very, very big and long, but others believed it should be very, very, very short and stubby and possibly a bit on the crooked side.

    The film had more fighting than story. Most of the story was faked anyway. The screenwriter used very simple and often misspoken words in fragmented sentences whenever the Orange Man spoke. The Orange Man became very boring as the film progressed.

    It was given 5 Rotten Tomatoes.

Trump's Self Inflicted Wounds

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    President Donald Quack said, “I am insulted by the FBI investigation into me.” HUH? This idiot is insulted by our most powerful law enforcement agency investigating a Grifter who rose from near financial collapse because of Russian oligarchs using likely laundered cash to buy up Trump properties. This Art of the Deal made him into a Russian asset orchestrated by Vladimir Putin. Then, as he surrounds himself with Russian operatives disguised as Americans, who ran his presidential campaign, the FBI began their investigation following Donald Quack’s call out to Russia to hack into the DNC’s computer servers. They were concerned that The Cretin was working for Russia. The Quack was insulted? Hey, Cretin, WE are the people insulted by YOU. You are the freaky Cretin. We are insulted by your lies, insults to parents of fallen soldiers; insults to the less-abled; insulted by your stupidity; insulted by your incompetence; insulted by your disregard for the rule of law, and the office of the presidency; insulted by you dog whistling to White Supremacists as you made them your base, and insulted by your cowardice.

    Malcolm Nance so clearly wrote in his book, “The Plot To Destroy Democracy” how you became a Russian asset and why. Now, your White Nationalist congressional foot soldiers are still standing behind you. Let’s hope that they sink in the putrid swamp from which you came.

  Now we have learned that The Quack has not revealed what he and Putin discussed in their private meetings. Quack told the translator to keep her mouth shut, or else!!!! We have an idea what was discussed. President Quack got his orders from Putin. He was given his instructions. This is what it likely sounded like.

    “Yes Comrade. I am here for your orders.” “Donald, I want you to back off the sanctions. I want you to begin to exit Syria. You need to allow me to take control of Syria. Look the other way when I do stuff around the world. MBS will be taking out a journalist from the NYTs. Look the other way. Do everything I say.” “Yes comrade. Please don’t release the hooker tapes.” “For now, I will hold onto them.”

    So much of what President Donald J. Quack has done has poisoned the office of the presidency and this nation around the world. His Brown Shirts in Congress are complicit and need to go down with him when the time comes. This country has suffered more in these past two years than anyone ever expected. He has empowered his Grifter family into this “crisis of the soul”, which Donnie said of the government shutdown brought about by him. This is a self-inflicted wound. Surgery is required, which means impeachment.

The Longest Government Shutdown In History

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    The White Nationalist president and his fellow congressional supporters are “the crisis of the soul”, the American Soul, which The Cretin calls the government shutdown. They are doing everything they can to damage the fabric of our country. Federal workers, such as weather forecasting experts (NOAA), science and medical experts (NIH, researchers, NASA), food safety experts (FDA), tax experts (IRS), and the list goes on and on, have been told to go home or work for free.

    800,000 working Americans are struggling to survive. The Office of Budget and Management (OMB) sent a letter to the people laid off from their jobs that maybe they should ask their mortgage company or lender if they could barter services in lieu of payment, such as carpentry or painting.

    Yes, of course! All those moneylenders have projects their debtors can trade for. Yes, of course, why didn’t Chuck and Nancy think of that solution? The Cretin doesn’t care. His White Nationalist congress, formerly known as Republican, doesn’t care, either.

    The latest look at The Cretin’s “crisis of the soul” is that after he became president, the FBI began looking into if he was a Russian asset, just as Malcolm Vance, in his book, “The Plot To Destroy Democracy” clearly describes. The real national emergency is that we a corrupt and dangerous person acting as our president. This is America’s “crisis of the soul”. In order to have a national security emergency, there MUST be a situation that is in dire straits of attention that needs immediate action. He has said, "There are thousands of Mexican murderers and rapists crossing the border." THEN DO SOMETHING! THEN ACT! AND, GET BUSY TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING! Otherwise, shut up and go back in your hole. He also said regarding going after military unused dollars, "I can do it. I just may do it now. Soon. Or, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll wait. Maybe I won't." So, Donnie, was is it? Do you know what it is? The Cretin acts very ambivalent as to if and when he will take action to capture military funds to build his wall. That does not seem like a person reacting to a true and actual national emergency. It seems more like a fake play for money no one will give him.

    Once Mueller began his investigation, he took over where the FBI left off. The FBI began an inquiry into whether Trump’s swamp lizards conspired-colluded with Russian assets or agents answering to the Kremlin. Manafort already admitted to that.

    As the FBI was investigating, The Cretin fired Comey apparently to suppress the investigation. It seems that Donnie Demented was afraid that he would be found out; that a crime was committed; that the really, really, big, strong beautiful concrete steel slat wall would come tumbling down upon our present day Humpty Dumpty.

    We are in the midst of a true national security crisis. We have a Russian asset pretending to be president, while surrounded by the worst swamp lizards that could be dragged out of the Mar-A-Lago slime pool.

    Trump publicly called for Russian hackers to steal and release DNC and Hillary Clinton emails during the 2016 campaign. The FBI was concerned about this threat against our democracy, along with other possible Russian links.

    When The Cretin said to us during his televised state of “un-address” that there was a “crisis of the soul”, he wasn’t kidding. He was telling us about himself. His state of mind. That he was over his head. His inability to perform the duties of the presidency. And, the incompetency within his party to, at least, stand up to him, and at most, send him home with his presidential library card!

    The idea of The Cretin creating a presidential library is very, very funny. Let’s imagine what it might look like. An image that comes to mind is a front yard wooden box with a roof and small door with two shelves attached to a wooden post stuck in the ground affixed outside the entrance of Trump’s Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida. Inside would be VHS tapes of Trump fooling around with his female playpen ladies, picture album of him getting his orange make-up and his bald head of hair combed in that weird way, his photo ops with Lil’Kim sniffing Trump’s hand, and two embracing, Trump’s small hand pics in various poses, his time with Putin, the MAGA hat on various White Supremacists, Mike Pence bowing down to him, pics of his Space Force jammies, red Trump ties, a copy of Robert Mueller’s scathing indictment document, Judge Kavanaugh chugging a keg of beer, a pic of Trump in his Speedo as he walks around his Mar-A-Lago pool, and pics of that imagined big, giant, biggest ever crowd of his inaugural supporters, which were actually a few buses of seniors given MAGA hats for their troubles.

Trump's Legacy of Betrayal

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    The Crisis Of The Soul is The Donald and his entire family of Cretins. The DumbSon, Jr. said regarding building the wall, “It will keep the animals out.” This proves that the crisis in this nation is The Trump and his Kreepy Korrupt Klan of lizards. Hate, lies, and corruption surround the entire Klan.

    The Cretin continued to emphatically say, “ No Collusion! No Collusion!” But in fact, there has been collusion. Paul Manafort, while working with the Trump 2016 campaign, engaged in collusion with a Russian asset. He gave Konstantin Kilimnik Trump polling data, which he gave freely away in the form of both public and private analytical data to this Russian asset connected to the Kremlin. Kilimnik was asked by Manafort to pass Trump’s polling data to Ukrainian oligarchs. This data could have been passed on to the GRU, Putin’s intelligence agency responsible for hacking into the DNC’s computers.

    This sure sounds like collusion. You cannot take volumes of polling data out of a campaign office in secret. So, What did Trump know, and when did he know it? No doubt, Mueller has this information.

    The Cretin’s clown manager, Rudy Giuliani told the press that it is his belief that The Cretin and his parasitic legal team should have the right to edit and “correct” Robert Mueller’s final legal report.

   So, when was Giuliani in consultation with a foreign dictator’s legal advisor? Wow! This moron went on to say, “As a matter of fairness, they should show it to you—so we can correct it if they’re wrong. They’re not God, after all. They could be wrong.” Was Rudy talking about Robert Mueller, or The Donald? “Fairness. Being corrected when wrong. Not God, after all.” It sure sounds like Rudy was talking about The Cretin.

    The Cretin continues to walk away from negotiating with Democrats or anyone who realizes that a $5.7B 200 mile wall is absolutely absurd. The Cretin feels that negotiating with President Xi is easier than with Chuck and Nancy.

    Okay. Okay. Let’s stop laughing. So, Donnie Demented, are we still in a trade war, with in-place tariffs, with China? How is that negotiation going? Nowhere, actually. The Art Of The Deal book, which was ghost written because Donnie had no concept of the English language, and couldn’t put a sentence together whatsoever, was just a fantasy book full of wishful ideas swirling in the head of The Cretin as he fantasized about how he put deals together deep in his imagination. Storming out of deal meetings, hammering his fist on the desk only works for Putin and his predecessors. It works for North Korea’s Lil’Kim. It doesn’t work for a small time, two-bit crook using daddy’s millions of dollars to buy up run-down apartment buildings in New York City. It didn’t work when negotiating with various NYC crime syndicate lawyers, either. The Cretin has absolutely no deal making skills. It’s a myth, a fantasy created by people he paid to distribute this myth. He relied of professionals to make his deals for him. He just signed the final agreements. He is just a two-year old who wants soda pop instead of his bottle of milk and when he doesn’t get it, he storms out of the room in a hissy fit. This is all Trump knows how to do. He has a short fuse and trouble processing information. He has trouble understanding even small, yet conflicting, bits of information. 

   The Cretin doesn’t want to compromise on a budget to address border security. Think about it folks. The Cretin’s objective is to expand presidential powers by capturing funds from the military’s budget. This is expanding Cheney’s legacy, subverting congressional oversight.

    The kleptocrat that he is, and has been his entire life, has his eyes on the military’s unused $5.7B for his version of Mt. Rushmore. Cretin’s legacy of betrayal will be known as “My Big, Beautiful, Strong, and Yuuge Wall. It’s all mine. I don’t have to share it with any other past president. I did it all myself. When those people come to visit my big wall wanting asylum they will, instead, get a signed picture of president 45 and then sent back home. Wonderful. Fabulous. I’m the bestest president ever.”

Trump Begs For The Wall

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     The Idiot-in-Chief gave an Un-address from the Oval Office last night for the first time since he moved in. The big question of the evening was—what was that thing on his head? The left side of his head looked like a two-story parking garage. He could have kept his toys hidden in that side of his doo. The doo was an orange version of Lil’ Kim’s North Korean-style doo. I guess he has a picture of the two of them on his make-up dressing table.

    The lies flowed like a malfunctioning toilet. That was expected. Should we ever expect truth, fact, and the American Way from the mouth of this comic book nemesis –The Cretin?

    Marvel or DC comics could have an anti-Christ character modeled after Donald. An orange headed piece of flab whose vocabulary is limited to only adjectives, such as, huge, big and beautiful, along with non-words and mangled words, such as  Covfefe, yuuge, win bigly, bestest, schlonged, the cyber, bad hombrees, to name a few.

    He would be dressed in an undersized red ball cap, a very fat and excessively long red tie, and Space Force jammie bottoms.

    The Cretin made a comment regarding the shutdown as “immoral”. Donnie Demented has to be the most immoral person to have ever sat in the Oval Office. He is a sociopathic pervert with a fantasy over his daughter, Ivanka. This brain mashed man-child has lived his entire life as a knuckle dragging daddy’s boy living off of his million dollar handouts. If he had not had his actual Freddie Sugardaddy, he would be nowhere anyone would have notice.

    The Idiot-in-Chief tried to make a case for the $5.7B he wanted for around 200 plus miles of wall along a nearly 2000 mile southern border, and the $1.3B the Democrats are willing to give him resulted in a $4.4B difference between the two was a national security emergency, immoral and a crisis of the soul.

    Was he for real? The real crisis of the soul is that people voted for this fool and the White Nationalist Party in Congress has not sent him back to Mar-A-Lago for good.

    The real crisis of the soul also involves the The Putz, also known as Mike Pence, has Trump’s finger up his nose leading him all around without objection. This guy sold his soul to the devil in exchange to get the V.P office and residence.

    The real crisis of the soul is the disgusting swamp lizards that slithered into cabinet and department secretary positions from government hating corporations, Think Tanks and agencies. There was supposed to be a draining of the last swamp filling up Washington, DC, but instead, it was filled up with White Nationalists. These swamp lizards have a crisis going on in their own souls!

    The “security crisis” is not the southern border, but having him as our president. The “humanitarian crisis” began with border prison camps and the child separation policies, which he orchestrated.

    The Cretin first said he would take full responsibility for the shutdown, but he soon realized by doing so, he could not blame others and blame would blow back onto him. That was unacceptable because he NEVER accepted responsibility for anything. So, he went to his Magic 8 Ball toy and asked it if he should blame Democrats. It showed a response, which said, “It Is Certain.”

    And it shall be claimed, the crisis is Trump himself.

The Border Wall Fight Goes On

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     “It’s a national emergency! It’s a national emergency!! Give me my wall or I will get it by hook or by crook, and if not, I will blow the house down! IT’S A VERY DANGEROUS SOUTHERN BORDER!” This is the methodology created by our President Man-Baby. Since Mexico isn’t paying for it; since Nancy and Chuck aren’t paying for it; Since his Go-Fund-Me site had to be taken down, he will tap into the military’s budget in order to grab the billions of dollars needed for his southern border phallic symbol. “Make it big. Make it long. Make it strong. Make it forever lasting, just like those Post Office stamps,” The Cretin was overheard saying as he roamed the halls of the White House.

   So, the Man-Baby in the Oval Office is considering the line item in the military budget called Section 2808, which allows for military construction projects, not already authorized by law to support the troops deployed in a national emergency requiring the use of armed forces.

    This act of desperation by The Cretin to get his $5.7B for his steel phallic symbol along the southern border seems so dangerous and unethical. Tapping into the military budget where funds are held for a true national emergency where soldier’s lives are at risk wherever they are deployed, seems an overreach of presidential powers.

    Out of the nearly 2000 miles of southern border, there is 654 miles of existing border fencing. 34-percent of this near 2000 miles either has a wall or a fence. Portions of this vast distance has valleys, mountains, rivers and large distances of privately held acreages of land may not accessible or feasible for a border wall. In order to build Trump’s phallic installations, the government would have to take this land through eminent domain. This requires a negotiation and a subsequent payment for the land.

    Along the southern border what does exist and already works are border officers patrolling the land in a militarized fashion, along with drones and electronic surveillance technologies to support their control of the border. So, The Cretin is too busy grabbing himself in hopes of fulfilling his need for a big, huge, beautiful wall.

    The majority of the nation does not support The Cretin’s hard-on for his border wall because what the country is doing to manage immigration and border control is enough. What is likely needed is the $1.3B allocation to upgrade and repair wall and fencing structures that need it and to add border officers and technologies where required.

    It was reported by George Packer, in The Atlantic article titled “The Suicide of a Great Democracy”, “During the Civil War, the government never shut down—not even when the capital was threatened by Confederate troops. A shutdown would have undermined the foundation of Lincoln’s cause, which was the ability of free people to rule themselves.”

    This commitment for a stable and competent White House, and the need for levelheaded leadership apparently is not a chapter in The Cretin’s Presidential Playbook. Either those pages were torn out or the words written were too difficult for the Moron-in-Chief to read and comprehend.

   No doubt, The Cretin believes that he needs his own Mount Rushmore and apparently it comes in the form of steel slats along the southern border. Will he have his image emblazoned upon each section of wall? Will he sign each slat with an engraving pen? And, when he is old and frail, will he travel to the southern border with his great grandchildren to show them what his feeble and chaotic legacy amounted to during his brief and failed time in the White House? This is probably what he is thinking as he pursues his wall by any means possible. 

Trump Channels Dick Cheney

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    The Cretin administration has channeled the Cheney administration. Cheney used raw intelligence to attack Iraq. He used rumors, assumptions, lies, and any piece of crap that he could stick on the white board to justify the invasion of Iraq. The Endless War that Little Boy Bush allowed Cheney to begin. There were no WMDs, no Yellow Cake, no functional chemical weapons. Nothing was there. The invasion was a waste of blood and treasure. Cheney was as evil as one can be and little Boy Bush was one of the dumbest fools that ever stepped foot into the White House. He agreed to give his power of the presidency over to Cheney. Bush invaded Iraq as a vengeful act against Saddam because Saddam threatened Big Daddy Bush when he was president. Lil’Boy killed innocent Iraqis, our soldiers, and wounded tens of thousands from both sides just because of a hollow threat made years earlier. Lies were made to justify what ended up being our Endless War.

    The Cretin continues his lies as he claims that terrorists are crossing over the southern border. “It’s a national security problem. Bad. Bad people. Murderers. Killers. Job killers. So easy to cross from Mexico. So easy. They drive right in. Make a left. It’s not going to happen. I’ll send ships to the border. Battle destroyers. Aircrap carriers. I will send them to the border if I have to!!! I AM the Comrade-in-Chief. I wear one of those jackets like Bush did on that big, really big boat when he said, “Mission accomplished.”

    Now The Cretin is doing the same thing with the southern border. Sarah -Joseph Goebbels- Sanders is lying to the American people about immigrants who are crossing the borders are committing crimes. She claims that around 4000 immigrants are committing crimes once entering the country. She and Cretin are lying just as Cheney lied. Propaganda is evil when our government dishes it out to get their way. These evil people will do anything to build their wasteful $5B concrete or steel slat wall. “Steel slats good. I like steel slats. We can look through them and give those looking through a big, really big, huge smiles. MAGA smiles,” Trump was overheard saying.

    HLS secretary Nielsen is calling people stopped at the border, “special-interest aliens”. She has used raw, bullshit intelligence claiming “the intel community has identified are of concern.”

    Chris Wallace told Goebbels-Sanders in an interview that the State department reported that there is “no evidence” of terrorists crossing the border with Mexico.

    She said on Fox, “We know that roughly, nearly 4000 known or suspected terrorists come into the country illegally, and we know that our most vulnerable point of entry is at our southern border.” She repeated this lie on Fox and Friends, the administration’s propaganda broadcast media source.

    Chris Wallace confronted Goebbels-Sanders when he asked, “Do you know where those 4000 people come [from], where they’re captured? Airports.”

    The Department of Justice and the Department of Homeland Security reported that 2554 people on the FBI’s terrorist screening list were stopped trying to enter the U.S. in fiscal year 2017. The report says that 2170 people were trying to enter the country through airports, and 49 were trying to enter by boat. Also, 335 people tried to enter by land. This data is the most current data collected by the above agencies to date. Finally, there has been no reason to believe that terrorists have attempted to enter the country via a Mexico point of entry or by another way, as reported by the State department back in September 2018.

    The State department report said, “ At year’s end there was no credible evidence indicating that international terrorist groups have established bases in Mexico, working with Mexican drug cartels, or sent operatives via Mexico into the United States. Terrorist groups likely seek other means of trying to enter the United States.”

   The Cretin and his Putzy Putz Pence both try to claim otherwise. The Putz has claimed that law enforcement has captured more than 10 supposed terrorists each and every day throughout the past year crossing our southern Mexico border.

    What is happening is proof that the White Nationalist Party, formerly known as Republicans, cannot win elections, or get their agenda passed through Congress and supported by a majority of the American people unless they lie and cheat and use State television, i.e., FOX News to sell their positions. We are seeing a repeat of the Cheney playbook, which appears to have been handed off to The Cretin administration. This is scary stuff. What is next?

    Wall Street is cautious right now, but look out. A far reaching collapse could be around the corner. This administration has no self control. China reared its ugly military head against Taiwan. War maybe in the making against Taiwan. What will Donnie Demented do about it? Will there be a knee jerk reaction, or will there be an effort to establish an “intervention” to calm the tensions. Unfortunately, The Cretin does not have anyone competent in his administration to handle such a serious conflict.

    There are no “grown ups” in the White House day care center. We should all be watchful right now. White Nationalists can win elections, but they are incapable of governing. 

Subjugation-Trump's American Policy

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The Cretin is saying that the shutdown could be lasting months, or even, years, even though he hopes it doesn’t happen. That’s right Donnie. Donnie Demon doesn’t care about working people. He only cares about his fragile man-child ego. “I want my really, really big and bestest wall. I want it now. Big. Huge. Huge. Big. Tall. White Wall. Big wall. WALL. WALL. WALL!” “I want Sid and Nancy to be-best. Give me my wall!”

    He met with Democrats to find agreement on the shutdown. Cretin said, “Good, Great. Big. Small meeting.” In other words, he had no plan to negotiate an agreement. He’s wasting America’s time.

    The DOW-market rose 800 points but later in the day, Friday, the day after a big drop, it settled at 746 points. The why could be related to a growth in wages and drop in unemployment, although the economy was on that trajectory since the Great Recession began to recover; but the real reason has more to do with the wealthy traders who sold when their stocks hit a high point, then bought when it fell. And then, on the next day when it went up over 150 points, they sold taking profits. Yet the market is also reacting to The Cretin’s unstable man-child mind and policies. The rest of us are left screwed because we are not wealthy enough to be day traders manipulating the market for their economic benefit, and are victim to this insane sociopath in the White House.

    The Cretin in the White House has forced a portion of the shutdown workforce to work for free. Subjugation!!!! Now, TSA workers are calling off sick. They are objecting to being made to work for free.

    Such employees are just working stiffs trying to pay bills, tuition, help out a sick or unemployed family member, to list a few of the reasons how these federal workers use their limited income. Income The Cretin has taken from them because of his fragile man-child ego. Congress, and Cretin’s cabinet members continue to receive their pay. Sweet. Right?

    President Donnie Demented doesn’t really care about working people just doing their federal jobs, be it working in our national parks cleaning bathrooms, or patrolling the boundaries; or, as TSA workers protecting air travel; or, air traffic control training facilities making sure the air space is safe, to name a few of the effected jobs.

    The Cretin has this ridiculous belief that his overly expensive wall is the best way to solve the undocumented immigration problem.

    Instead of using the difference between Cretin’s price tag for the wall and the Democrat’s realistic spending offer for the wall for a better purpose, he chooses not to take the sensible offer.

    The Cretin is stomping his feet, throwing another one of his tantrums by trying to say that because he hasn’t gotten his $5B wall, he now feels it is a national emergency. Hit the deck kids!! Hide under your desks. Find a broom closet and hunker down until it passes. Turn your radio dial to FEMA's emergency broadcast system!! Do it now!! IT may already be too late! 
    He believes that a $1.3B wall budget amounts to a national emergency, while a $5B does not. This has to be one of the most flagrant abuses of presidential powers, as he begins the new year. Just a few days in and this is how it starts. Look out everyone. 2019 will be a tumultuous and, possibly disastrous, year. And, Robert Mueller hasn't even published his report.

    Regarding declaring the wall budget dispute a national emergency, Cretin’s lackey said, “Depending on the severity of crisis it’s always been an option. Now that things are getting worse, we are looking at how that could be operationalized and used to confront the crisis.” This "crisis" is all of the Cretin’s doing. He is subjugating American’s working stiffs. It’s that simple Mr. Moron Lackey for the Cretin!

    Cretin said, “We can call a national emergency because of the security of our country.” What the heck does that mean, anyway? Another incoherent, fragmented thought formed into a sentence. He must of been playing with Silly Putty at the time and was confused which was more important--thinking and talking, or squeezing and stretching. The Cretin once said of himself, “I have a really big, smart, uh…..brain.”

    A difference between budget proposals is all about “the security of our country”? What is clear, the emergency is the harm being subjugated upon the working people suffering from Trump’s government shutdown. The real national emergency is that the Moron-in-Chief is STILL living in the White House and pretending to be the president. As this moron often says, “SAD! SAD!”

In 2018, Trump Lied On Average 15 Times Per Day!!!

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    President Donnie Demented started Tweet railing on New Years Eve believing that former President Obama had a huge, really, really big wall all around his Washington, DC home. “Obama has a big wall around his mansion, so why don’t those Democrats give me a really, really big concrete wall when I want one? Sad. Very sad!! Unfair! Unfair! There is a 10-foot wall in front, back and sides of his house.”

    “There’s a fence that goes along the front of the house, but it’s the same as what the other neighbors have. It’s tastefully done. There’s no 10-foot wall”, as stated by an Obama neighbor.

    It was overheard that Trump’s Mar-A-Lago resort has a concrete wall and fence around the resort, “so why does he have to lie, again, about Barack Obama? He’ll say any lie in order to attempt to get his way”, as was said by someone on the street.

    Trump lied on average 15 times per day during 2018.

   

    Cretin complains that Democrats had previously voted on border security and a wall, but in fact, in 2006, Democrats voted for The Secure Fence Act of 2006, which allowed for 700 miles of fencing along the border and the doubling of the number of border agents. In addition, it cleared a pathway for 11 million undocumented immigrants already living in the United States who are seeking citizenship.

   President Donnie Demented appears to begin his new year full of lies, and distortions of reality. Maybe he will break his 15 lies per day record. The New York and Jersey bookies are saying he will.

The President Blames Democrats Again.

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    Donnie Demon continues to have his temper tantrums as we end 2018. He always throws poop at anyone who disagrees with him. He is always a party pooper!!

    “Teacher”, as Donnie whines to get attention. “They keep picking on me. Sid and Nancy don’t want to play by my rules. They don’t want to do what I am telling them to do.” “Oh Donnie Demon, you cannot have your way. You have to work out the issues. It’s all about give and take.” “NO NO NO!!!” “IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE MY WAY!” “It is their fault that the government is shut down. It is their fault that the border wall is not really, really big, bigger than any other wall. Huge. HUGE. It has to be HUGE. It is their fault that children are dying at the border. It is their fault. If I had my really, really huge wall, then those children would be fine.”

    “But Donnie Demon, It is YOUR fault. These are YOUR policies. YOU are the PRESIDENT. Sid and Nancy are just lawmakers. They are working for their people who don’t want a really, really huge expensive wall. They feel that fixing and repairing the existing wall and securing up the security of the wall is enough. YOU bring the policies forward and Congress decides on those policies. Did you forget that one of our great presidents, another man who came from the private sector and from business said, “The buck stops here”.” “Did YOU NOT know this? The buck stops with YOU Donnie Demon! You just have to stop throwing poop at people who disagree with you.”

    “NO I DON’T HAVE TO! I will throw poop if I want to. I want my big and really huge wall. And, NO more dark skinned people crossing our borders. Only white skinned, such as Paul Ryan’s Irish can come.”

    “But Donnie Demon, you have been hiring Central American undocumented people to work at your golf clubs and resorts. Your manager had given two women false documents in order to hire them. You have made such people indentured servants working at your clubs and resorts. You are responsible. These are YOUR businesses. You MUST know how they operate. YOU hire the cheapest laborers. YOU say YOU don’t want them here but you hire them anyway. What kind of person are you? A hypocrite and liar, Donnie Demon.”

    “NO NO NO. Not me! I don’t know all the details of my businesses. I don’t run any of my businesses. I don’t know how. Other people do it for me. IT’S THEIR FAULT. NOT MINE!”

    “That is what you do, Donnie Demon. You just never take responsibility for anything. All you do is throw poop at others.”

    “This is why your presidency is failing. You don’t know how to work with people. You are a bully and stupid. Rex called you an Idiot. He was right, Donnie Demon. You cannot run the country like you run your golf resorts----poorly. Now there is a question if Michael Cohen went to Prague, on your behalf, to meet with a Russian spy to confer over Moscow helping you win the presidency. It may be true; it may be false. There is a suspicion of truth. This would make you a criminal, Donnie Demon. This would bring about impeachment.”

    “No No No. I am innocent of all wrongdoing. I AM NOT A CROOK. You will see.”

    “If you say so, Donnie. If you say so.”