Trump's Campaign Slogan- 'Give Me Some Dirt!'

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    The Cretin-in-Chief got a dope slap from a large number of corporate retailers pushing him to begin acting like an adult and end the Trump Tax tariff policy and negotiate as a president should, otherwise the economy will suffer.

    The problem is that Trump has no idea how to negotiate anything. The only way he negotiates is to bully, threaten, lie and tantrum. Trump is a “deep fake”. Trump’s identity is made up of multiple personas. He has multiple voices and faces. One minute his voice is in love with a North Korean dictator and the next minute he is calling him names. One voice says he would accept damaging information on an opponent from a foreign source without notifying one of our intelligence agencies, and then other voice is saying he would inform the FBI after he would examine the dirty data.

 “If you don’t hear what it is, you don’t know what it is” “I don’t think anyone would present me with anything bad because they know how much I love this country.” “I think I’d take it.” “I think you might want to listen, there isn’t anything wrong with listening.” “I want to hear it.” “If I thought there was something wrong, I’d go maybe to the FBI, if I thought there was something wrong.” “somebody comes up and says, ‘Hey, I have information on your opponent,’ do you call the FBI?” “I’ll tell you what, I’ve seen a lot of things over my life. I don’t think in my whole life I’ve ever called the FBI. You don’t call the FBI. You throw somebody out of your office, you do whatever you do… Oh, give me a break- life doesn’t work that way.”

    Big Donnie, that is NOT how life works. You got intel on your opponents and your Cretin buddies went after it. They pursued it. They went after it with open arms. They traveled the globe for the dirt on Hillary. Nobody called the FBI. Yes, you’ve seen a lot of things and did a lot of things, and now those dirty deeds are coming home to roost.

    Another problem is Trump has serious difficulty processing and examining what is written on a box of Rice Crispies. He needs his Cretin soldiers to read for him. No doubt, he couldn’t read a business contract if his life depended on it. He just doesn’t have the skills or the intelligence to analyze and follow a detailed real estate contract, let alone a foreign or domestic document put before him. Although, he knows how to sign his name!

    The owner of the Japanese tanker attacked in the Gulf of Oman told Trump and his fellow Cretins that his ship (not a boat Donnie) was hit by a missile-like shell. The damage done was not that of an explosive attached to the side of the engine room, and in the middle section of the ship.

    It is clear that the ship owner, who personally examined the damage, knows more that our idiot president who apparently viewed a hazy video provided to him.

    Now, who really took this video? Was it some Black Ops hired by an Erik Prince type of mercenary recruited to go to the ship and appear to be removing an explosive from the ship’s side just above the water line?

 Or, was this guy trying to paint “Make America Great Again” on the side of the ship but couldn’t get it done. Just maybe, we should consider it just a failed graffiti attack against this Japanese vessel in order to pretend that the Iranians did it.

What Is Behind The Japanese Tanker Explosions?

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    What are we to believe? The Cretin-in-Chief is claiming, without showing the proof, that Iran attacked the tanker ships. No doubt, Iran is capable of terrorism; yet let’s see the proof.

    We know from history that Trump is a big, fat sack of lies. He has lied his entire life. Why should we believe him now? Trump knows from history that a war preserves a sitting president into a second term.

    Can we discount that Trump had a private military group, such as Blackwater, attack the ships with explosive charges to create chaos around Iran? Trump is the chaos president, and has been the chaos real estate grifter.

    Trump has a relationship with  Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos’ brother, Erik Prince, the owner of Blackwater. Prince knows these private military operations groups. He could easily connected Trump with such a group to pull off this attack.

    Prince was involved with meeting with Russians during the 2016 presidential campaign on behalf of Trump.

    Trump doesn’t seem very angry at Iran for allegedly attacking these ships. He actually sounded complicit, at times. What is that all about? He gets angrier with Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and others. He immediately invited Iran’s leadership to come back the negotiating table for a revised nuclear deal in spite of the fact that there was a deal of which they are abiding by under the terms of President Obama. Since Trump hates Obama, he is not upholding that deal and wants a deal of his own.

    This wouldn’t be the first time that a president decided to work against a sitting government through subversive actions. Trump will do anything to attempt to get reelected. He is a wannabe gangster, and crook.

    It is time for The Cretin to prove the allegations. Show us the beef, Donnie.

Trump's End Of Democracy

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    The Cretin said, “I’m always right.” This guy has planted his feet in his full-blown narcissistic psychopathic behavior. He has no clue that he is Russia’s Agent Orange owned by Putin and Kim Jung Un, who made him completely wrong and played him like a fool. And, his claim that he has a “really, really smart big brain.” He has no clue that it is very likely if defeated in 2020 will be sitting in a courtroom defending just how right he believes he is.

    What is right about Donald Trump is that he is a traitor to his office of the presidency. He admitted to the nation that he has no objection to taking data, or dirt, on his opponents from foreign sources in spite of the fact that it is illegal. Several members of his campaign, including Kushner and Dumber Donnie 2, tried to, and were successful in obtaining data-dirt on the DNC and Clinton in 2016. Trump’s connection to Putin needs deeper investigation, as written about in several books, such as, Malcolm Nance’s—“The Plot To Destroy Democracy”, and Seth Abramson’s—“Proof of Collusion”.

    What we are learning now is that Market Leninist—Wilbur Ross, Trump’s Commerce Secretary, was pushing the Trump campaign back in 2017, to put a citizenship question on the census form. By doing so, the Republican Party would strengthen their election wins through solidifying gerrymandering their districts in their favor.

    By only counting eligible voters and not all people in every district, especially undocumented immigrants, who are working and contributing to Social Security, yet won’t be receiving any benefit from that contribution. By leaving out millions of people living and working contributing to the economy only benefits Market Leninist Republicans. This census design makes sure that market corporatists control the rule of law, legislation, and worker’s rights (or lack their of) to favor Market Leninism, which was originally expanded by James Buchanan, George Mason University, and the Koch brothers decades ago.

    Market Leninism is the doctrine of the Republican White Nationalist Party and Donald Trump in order to solidify the richest Americans to entrench their power forever.

    By doing so, they control governorships, State legislatures, judgeship positions (Supreme Court), and the federal government eventually changing the Constitution to favor Market Leninism corporatist control. Ultimately, they will replace workers with robots and machines using artificial intelligence leaving working people to fend for themselves with a minimum level of government support and forcing a feudal underground economic system. The richest among us will no longer pay taxes, which is happening today.

    If this is what you fantasize about, then you will vote for a Trump second term destroying Democracy forever.

Our Fantasy Minded President Trump

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

     Donald Trump is an impostor. Because he is a psychopath with full blown narcissism, he must believe that his fantasies are real and true, otherwise, he will collapse into a pillar of dust. It very well may be that his parents, especially his mother told him just how great and special he was as a child when he wasn’t. His father was a scammer and grifter, whereby Donnie Demented learned his craft at lying, cheating, and, ultimately, believing that “he has a really big, and smart brain”.

    Now he believes that he solved his Southern Border crisis with Mexico when, actually, he was played—he was Trumped. Mexico’s president made him believe he was as able to press Mexico into a deal to put aside any tariff conflict just by placing some soldiers at their own southern border.

   Mexico’s government is saying that there was no contractual deal, or that they signed any sort of agreement, contrary to what Donnie Demented has been saying. Donnie has to believe his fantasies are true or else he will lash out and spill his anger all over the nation.

    Once again, Trump believes his fantasies are real. He believes he made a really, really, great deal with Mexico and because tariffs are great Mexico caved into his demands, when in reality it didn’t happen that way.

    In fact, members of Trump’s Republican White Nationalist party congress expressed their upset over a tariff conflict with Mexico because their constituents would end up seeing another Trump Tariff Tax at the grocery checkout line.

     Now, China is playing hardball with The Cretin regarding the tariff conflict. Although, what Trump is getting very excited about is that China is calling out the press as “Fake News”, “Evil”, and “an enemy of the people”, which is exactly what Trump says when the press writes that he is a complete idiotic moron. He railed against the press when they called out the Trump Royal Family going over to London to meet with the Queen for a royal family play date. The American people paid for Trump’s fantasy that he, too, is the head America’s Royal Family.

    The White Nationalist Republican Party might be fine with such bullshit displayed by their party leader, but Democrats are sick and tired of this moron living in the Oval Office being a complete loser!! I can’t imagine if President Obama took his mother-in-law, his two daughters and Michelle with him to attend a meeting with the Queen and Prime Minister. We could guess that Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell would both explode and call for an investigation.

    Another story is that The Cretin’s little Cretin son-in-law-Jared Kushner—has been financially benefiting from his White House post by receiving $90M from secret foreign sources funneling into his Cadre real estate investment company since 2017 by off-shore operatives.

    This White House is being operated like an organized crime organization. If a two-bit underling is close to the big crime boss, then money funnels through his is tiny sticky fingers and into his pocket. Jared, too, is a wannabee gangster hoping to recover big losses resulting from his incompetent business decisions of the past. By being close to the Russia’s Agent Orange, Jared can rub palms with what are likely to be authoritarian Cayman Island secret financial investors.

Trump's Beautiful Mexico tariffs

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    The guy in the White House clearly has a limited vocabulary. His small brain, and his limited intellect continuously stands out like black eye on a grandmother who fell and bruised her face. There are words he is regularly stuck on like a fly against a moving car’s windshield.

   Great, stable-genius, big, sad, and beautiful are just a few those that the Moron-in-Chief uses over and over again. The Cretin uses the word beautiful to describe the grotesque, as well as things that are ascetically pleasing. He cannot

discriminate; therefore, he says everything that he likes is beautiful. Here are some examples:

·      The Wall- “I will build a big, beautiful wall…”

·      Sleeping gas-“They have a gas, that’s a beautiful sleeping gas…”

·      A door attached to the wall-“We’re gonna have a big, beautiful door in the wall.”

·      Chocolate cake-“…we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake…

·      Health care bills-“…a beautiful HealthCare bill…” (tweet)

·      Football-“Two guys, just really beautiful tackle. Boom…”

·      Military weapons to Qatar-“…the purchase of lots of beautiful military equipment…”

·      On James Clapper-tweet-“Will he show you his beautiful letter to me?”

·      Syria-“What I’d like is to build a safety zone, it’s here, build a beautiful safety zone…”

·      Belgium-“Belgium is a beautiful city.”

·      His temperament-“My temperament is totally controlled, so beautiful.”

·      Coal-“We’ve ended the war on beautiful, clean coal.”

·      A mask made of his face-“Look at this mask. Look at this mask. Oh wow. Wow, that’s beautiful. Look at that. Looks just like me.”

·      The Dakota Access Pipeline-“You know when I approve it, it’s up and running, it’s beautiful, it’s great, everybody’s happy, the sun is still shining, the water is clean.”

·      The booing of Ted Cruz-“And, I though it was a beautiful thing.”

·      The gorilla, Henambe, living at the Cleveland Zoo-“It looks so beautiful.”

·      Rooms in Warsaw, Poland- “This is a beautiful room, I must say. I love beautiful rooms and this is one of them.”

·      American tax dollars-tweet-“We should immediately stop spending our beautiful American tax dollars to countries that hate us and laugh at our President’s stupidity.” (11-7-2014)

·      Other countries’ airports-“Our airports are like third world countries. You go into some of these beautiful airports, you go into Dubai and you see different places throughout the world and you see airports that are unbelievable.”

·      The phones in the White House-“These are the most beautiful phones I’ve ever used in my life.”

·      Fingers—“My fingers are beautiful.”

·      Tariffs-“Tariffs are a beautiful thing…It’s a beautiful word…”

    These are examples of our Moron-in-Chief’s use of the word beautiful. He clearly is unable to find other words to describe what he sees and experiences. He is limited to only one word. How sad. Very sad.

(Sourced- https://qz.com/1086942/21-unexpected-things-that-donald-trump-thinks-are-beautiful/)

Donnie's Pray Date

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    On Sunday, June 2, the nation decided to take a knee for Russia’s Agent Orange as the White House declared Pray For President Donald Trump Day. What a celebration. Big Donnie went to a church in Virginia for 16 minutes in order to honor himself wearing his golf outing wet suit instead of giving his respects to the murdered 12 Americans killed by a crazy co-worker in Virginia Beach. Their lives were ended, while Trump decided to attend the service as he passed through on his way the golf course.

   

In full form narcissism, The Orange Rind-in-Chief wore his studded golf shoes clicking his way across the stage holding his white golf hat sporting his scalp’s slicked back orange rind. The only thing he cared about was being able to cheat his golf buddies on the final score.

    

Let’s all pray for impeachment. Let’s pray that Pelosi declares that the House will engage in an Impeachment Inquiry forcing those who refused subpoenas to testify before the American people, and Trump’s taxes will be examined before the country.

    Let’s all pray that Trump will be defeated in the 2020 election. Let’s pray that the New York City District Attorney will prosecute the grifter’s entire family for tax fraud and tax evasion. Let’s pray for a collapse of The Trump Organization.

    Trump’s appearance at the church wearing his golfing outfit was equivalent to Melania’s “I Don’t Care-Do You?” military jacket. They don’t care about the country. They don’t care about anything but themselves. They are the nation’s first family narcissists.

President Orange Rind

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Our whiny, orange rind finally, after three years, said that Russian interfered with the 2016 election to get him elected, but didn’t help them achieve that objective. The orange rind didn’t have to, since the Russians along with The Cretin’s traitors did it for him. You don’t take a moron to a robbery, or a clown to secret meeting.

    Trump’s admission that obstruction and collusion of our election system and democracy occurred on his behalf even without his actual tiny fingers getting dirty in the process, still makes him a participant and subject to impeachment.

Further pushing against the whiny orange idiot’s legacy with  Lil’Kim (“We fell in love”) of North Korea, one of his BFFs, had his representatives handling the negotiating process with Trump’s team was allegedly assassinated for failing to get their new show, “Let’s Make A Deal”, off the ground. So, how does the Orange Crush feel about his lover-man solidifying his own legacy as a serial killer? Trump loves those murderous dictators. How would he and the cowardly Republican White Nationalist Senators (RWN) feel if these were the actions of the Obama presidency? Oh, I’m sure they’d be soiling their Attends and McConnell would be at risk of a cerebral hemorrhage. Maybe he would just self-combust, since he is the living version of the Wizard of Oz character—The Scarecrow, which was made of straw.

    And, what was Trump, our Commander-in-Chief so afraid of during his trip to Japan had he seen the USS John McCann warship docked at port on his tour? Did he dream that the late John McCain would rise from the grave and turn the ship’s guns toward him spraying him with orange spray tan paint?

    Once again, Heel Spur Donnie displayed his cowardice. Our whiny, weazily, orange rind needed his psychiatric nursing staff from needing to dress him up with his  “I Don’t Care, Do You?” straight jacket had he seen the USS John McCain resulting into a complete meltdown before the cameras; so they had the name covered up. They had to protect Trump from himself! This is what an authoritarian state leader would do. Our Moron-in-Chief’s BFFs are dictators and authoritarians. These are his role models. As the Mayor of London, England said, “Trump is a 20^th century fascist.”

   After three years, Donnie-‘I-am-the-taxman’-Trump believes that since Mexico has not paid for his legacy wall, he will tariff them. Well, Trump is deciding the American people need another tax and this time it will be levied against Mexican exports to the U.S. consumer, such as produce, cars, car parts to name a few. This is Trump’s great dealmaking strategy to solve the Southern border immigration problems—tariffs!!

    “Never-Trumper” Robert Mueller, who has been a life long Republican, was tweeted out by the Orange Rind as biased against him. It is clear that Trump is suffering from a perpetual rage. As Nancy Pelosi says, ‘Trump is losing it.’ He then tweeted Russia tried to help him get elected. Then he said, “If anything, I think Russia helped the other side. Russia would rather have Hillary Clinton as president.”

    How hilarious!! Since 2015, Trump’s fascist team worked closely with Russians to get the Orange Rind elected so they could get the economic sanctions lifted and in return, Russians would reward The Trump Organization with a Trump Tower Moscow and a share in an oil company deal. Hillary Clinton would likely not lift Russian sanctions without serious concessions made by Putin. And Putin doesn’t like concessions.

    The Republican White Nationalist Party apparently has a need to live in a country with a president, named by Ken Burns, the highly acclaimed documentarian, who will be known as a Hitler-esque fascist. Now we know that the Senate leader Mitch—the Scarecrow look alike—and his Republican fascists, fear Trump and their financial campaign contributors if they stand up to America’s first fascist president. They are engaged in collusion to protect a president that needs to be impeached.

    The Cretin said about impeachment, “ You know, it’s ‘high crimes and …’ not ’with’ or ‘or’. It’s ‘high crimes and misdemeanors.’“ “There was no high crime and there was no misdemeanor. So, how do you impeach based on that?” “To me, it’s a dirty word—the word ‘impeach’.” “It’s a dirty, filthy, disgusting word.” “…I can’t imagine the courts allowing it.”

    The Moron-in-Chief just won’t let the facts sink into his empty skull. The Supreme Court has nothing to do with impeachment. The House of Representatives has the full power alone to pursue an impeachment inquiry, prior to an impeachment vote that would be passed on to the Senate for a Vote To Impeach. Doesn’t Trump like dirty words?

    The whining, ignorant orange rind of a person has based his entire life on lies, fraud, corruption, and grifting. He speaks without knowing a damn thing. He is a sociopath who idolizes fascists around the world and in America. He panders to the NRA, White Nationalist Nazis and KKK freaks.

    The Republican White Nationalist Party colludes!!! They should be fired because they willfully ignore the Constitution. And in the process, Barr should be dis—Barred!!

Update: The alleged assassination of Kim's negotiators for the Trump summit was spread by a South Korean propaganda tabloid, as is false. They tend to spread false stuff against Kim Jung Un and his regime.