The Trumpty Dumpty Report
In a time of deceit, telling the truth
is a revolutionary act- George Orwell
No legacy is so
rich as honesty-William Shakespeare
The guy in the White House clearly has a limited vocabulary. His small
brain, and his limited intellect continuously stands out like black eye on a
grandmother who fell and bruised her face. There are words he is regularly
stuck on like a fly against a moving car’s windshield.
Great, stable-genius, big, sad, and beautiful are just a few those that the
Moron-in-Chief uses over and over again. The Cretin uses the word beautiful to describe the grotesque, as well
as things that are ascetically pleasing. He cannot
discriminate; therefore, he says everything that he likes
is beautiful.
Here are some examples:
·
The
Wall- “I will build a big, beautiful wall…”
·
Sleeping
gas-“They have a gas, that’s a beautiful sleeping gas…”
·
A
door attached to the wall-“We’re gonna have a big, beautiful door in the wall.”
·
Chocolate
cake-“…we had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake…
·
Health
care bills-“…a beautiful HealthCare bill…” (tweet)
·
Football-“Two
guys, just really beautiful tackle. Boom…”
·
Military
weapons to Qatar-“…the purchase of lots of beautiful military equipment…”
·
On
James Clapper-tweet-“Will he show you his beautiful letter to me?”
·
Syria-“What
I’d like is to build a safety zone, it’s here, build a beautiful safety zone…”
·
Belgium-“Belgium
is a beautiful city.”
·
His
temperament-“My temperament is totally controlled, so beautiful.”
·
Coal-“We’ve
ended the war on beautiful, clean coal.”
·
A
mask made of his face-“Look at this mask. Look at this mask. Oh wow. Wow,
that’s beautiful. Look at that. Looks just like me.”
·
The
Dakota Access Pipeline-“You know when I approve it, it’s up and running, it’s
beautiful, it’s great, everybody’s happy, the sun is still shining, the water
is clean.”
·
The
booing of Ted Cruz-“And, I though it was a beautiful thing.”
·
The
gorilla, Henambe, living at the Cleveland Zoo-“It looks so beautiful.”
·
Rooms
in Warsaw, Poland- “This is a beautiful room, I must say. I love beautiful
rooms and this is one of them.”
·
American
tax dollars-tweet-“We should immediately stop spending our beautiful American
tax dollars to countries that hate us and laugh at our President’s stupidity.”
(11-7-2014)
·
Other
countries’ airports-“Our airports are like third world countries. You go into
some of these beautiful airports, you go into Dubai and you see different
places throughout the world and you see airports that are unbelievable.”
·
The
phones in the White House-“These are the most beautiful phones I’ve ever used
in my life.”
·
Fingers—“My
fingers are beautiful.”
·
Tariffs-“Tariffs
are a beautiful thing…It’s a beautiful word…”
These are examples of our
Moron-in-Chief’s use of the word beautiful. He clearly is unable to find other words to
describe what he sees and experiences. He is limited to only one word. How sad.
Very sad.
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