Trump's Campaign Slogan- 'Give Me Some Dirt!'

The Trumpty Dumpty Report 

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    The Cretin-in-Chief got a dope slap from a large number of corporate retailers pushing him to begin acting like an adult and end the Trump Tax tariff policy and negotiate as a president should, otherwise the economy will suffer.

    The problem is that Trump has no idea how to negotiate anything. The only way he negotiates is to bully, threaten, lie and tantrum. Trump is a “deep fake”. Trump’s identity is made up of multiple personas. He has multiple voices and faces. One minute his voice is in love with a North Korean dictator and the next minute he is calling him names. One voice says he would accept damaging information on an opponent from a foreign source without notifying one of our intelligence agencies, and then other voice is saying he would inform the FBI after he would examine the dirty data.

 “If you don’t hear what it is, you don’t know what it is” “I don’t think anyone would present me with anything bad because they know how much I love this country.” “I think I’d take it.” “I think you might want to listen, there isn’t anything wrong with listening.” “I want to hear it.” “If I thought there was something wrong, I’d go maybe to the FBI, if I thought there was something wrong.” “somebody comes up and says, ‘Hey, I have information on your opponent,’ do you call the FBI?” “I’ll tell you what, I’ve seen a lot of things over my life. I don’t think in my whole life I’ve ever called the FBI. You don’t call the FBI. You throw somebody out of your office, you do whatever you do… Oh, give me a break- life doesn’t work that way.”

    Big Donnie, that is NOT how life works. You got intel on your opponents and your Cretin buddies went after it. They pursued it. They went after it with open arms. They traveled the globe for the dirt on Hillary. Nobody called the FBI. Yes, you’ve seen a lot of things and did a lot of things, and now those dirty deeds are coming home to roost.

    Another problem is Trump has serious difficulty processing and examining what is written on a box of Rice Crispies. He needs his Cretin soldiers to read for him. No doubt, he couldn’t read a business contract if his life depended on it. He just doesn’t have the skills or the intelligence to analyze and follow a detailed real estate contract, let alone a foreign or domestic document put before him. Although, he knows how to sign his name!

    The owner of the Japanese tanker attacked in the Gulf of Oman told Trump and his fellow Cretins that his ship (not a boat Donnie) was hit by a missile-like shell. The damage done was not that of an explosive attached to the side of the engine room, and in the middle section of the ship.

    It is clear that the ship owner, who personally examined the damage, knows more that our idiot president who apparently viewed a hazy video provided to him.

    Now, who really took this video? Was it some Black Ops hired by an Erik Prince type of mercenary recruited to go to the ship and appear to be removing an explosive from the ship’s side just above the water line?

 Or, was this guy trying to paint “Make America Great Again” on the side of the ship but couldn’t get it done. Just maybe, we should consider it just a failed graffiti attack against this Japanese vessel in order to pretend that the Iranians did it.