Trump's Clown Show At The G-7

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Lindsey Graham-Cracker basically has told America to suck it up when it comes to higher prices resulting from the tariffs, especially against China. It wasn’t too long ago when The Cretin told us that China was paying for the tariffs. Who actually believed such bullshit? Wall Street wasn’t buying Trump’s “Fake News”.

    China increased the stakes by increasing their tariffs against American products and Trump did the same. Trump said, "China wants to make a deal very badly." Trump must have been snorting too much cocaine. China doesn't need to make a deal with Trump, since Xi is sitting on a $1T of U.S. government bond debt. Trump has already ruined many American farmers who had seen their delicate relationships with Chinese buyers dissolve into obscurity.

    While on his G-7 world tour, The Dumb Dumb President decided to play the clown, a role he has mastered over the years. He walked around with his foot in his mouth embarrassing himself in front of allies. He kept talking about readmitting Russia back into the G-7 even after the invasion of Crimea, and the poisoning of two Russians in Britain. Even Boris Johnson shunned Trump's suggestion. The G-7 leaders try to distance themselves from America's Dumb Dumb president.

    The Cretin suggested that the next G-7 be hosted at one of his own properties in Florida. HUH? Cha-ching. Cha-ching.

    He told Americans that he had regrets regarding the tariffs, yet said after thinking (Thinking --- now that’s a stretch.) about it, he should have had steeper tariffs against China. What was he talking about? He cannot handle that he doesn't know what he is doing and the harm he has created to the country.

    Also, while running around the Big Top wearing his long red tie, he told Americans to boycott Chinese food! Now, that’s an effective retaliatory measure! No more General So Chicken dinners.

    At dinner, the group leaders were put off after The Dumb ster Trumpster brought with him his favorite dish to share---Fish Crackers and Cheese casserole. He said, “This will be my legacy. This will be America’s new favorite dish.”

    President Dumb Dumb said that he ordered Homeland Security and national security officials to explore nuking hurricanes before the reach the shores of Mar-A-Lago in Florida. On the plane to France, Trump was heard saying, “My golf resorts are the very bestest ever. Hurricanes bad. Very bad. Nuke them. Nuke them. Them bad!! I’m a very stable genius.”