Nancy Pelosi Stopped Trump

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    For the first time since Trump lied and bullied his way into the Oval Office, a government person of authority has told him “NO” with actual meaning and it happened to be woman! She momentarily stopped his tantruming. The woman with absolute power and control stopped the man-child’s raging, foot stomping tantrums. He backed down!

    The lady in the House stopped the child from his tantrums. Could it be that Trump’s mother was the only person capable of controlling Donnie when he threw tantrums in order to attempt to get his way?

    Speaker Pelosi understood that if she didn’t stop his Build-A-Wall tantrum, the Cretin would use shutdowns as his way to get his way again. Bravo to Pelosi—BTP!!!!

    The Cretin continued to blame Pelosi and Democrats for the shutdown he owned until she told him that she controlled the lights and could lock his ass out; he crossed her Red Line. Now The Cretin said he would wait until the shutdown was over to give his message. Before he relented, he said, “Nancy Pelosi-or Nancy, as I call her—she doesn’t want to know the truth.” The truth being that he is a spoiled crybaby having tantrums? Then he said, “I think that’s a great blotch on the great country we all love.” The great blotch on the country is Donald J. Trump demanding that the country spend $5.7B on 100 miles of his fantasy to build his own Mt. Rushmore with his face emblazoned and embossed into the concrete memorializing his horribly failed presidency.

    Trump told Speaker Pelosi that he had important information to deliver to the country. Oh, he’s going to tell Americans that their Wall Street retirement investments fell around 20% in 2018? Or, maybe that over 34 plus days of the shutdown small businesses are closing and 800,000 federal workers will see many more lost paydays? Or, that Wilber Ross, his cretin Commerce Secretary, wonders why furloughed federal workers can’t just borrow money from their bank to live off of until the shutdown ends, which would amount to a pay cut for these workers after paying interest on these loans? Or, that many on medications have seen their costs increasing, not decreasing, after being promised that drug costs were supposed to drop?

Or, that the trade war is a “yuuge” benefit to our economy as the economy slips backwards? Or, that you did tell Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about your potential business deal with Putin, and that you have a Russian love child? Or, that Mike Pence is actually not human? Or, that there is nothing to worry about in our air travel industry in spite of dire risks being forecasted if the shutdown continues?

    The Cretin also said, “It would be so very sad for our Country if the State of the Union were not delivered on time, on schedule and, very importantly on location!” Hey Donnie, this is not a reality television show. What takes precedence when looking at on-time delivery is NOT your rambling message to the country, but the pizza ordered over the phone!

    Hey there Donnie, we are not so very sad that you cannot bullshit the country with more of your nonsense.  We are glad to hear that you’ve been cancelled and will be staying in your Oval Office daycare center until the shutdown is over.

The Trump Clowns Come Out To Play

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    The MAGA clowns are coming out into the big top to perform their idiot acts. Rudy Guiliani is riding his unicycle, yet continues to fall off every time he tries to mount it. What a clown! He doesn’t know if he is coming or going. He has no idea what his brain is telling his mouth to say. There is a total disconnect. Recently, there is a call to disbar Rudy from the Bar Association for his incompetent personal legal representation of Trump. Rudy is now setting off the Idiot Asset in the Oval Office by telling reporters that Trump told Michael Cohen to lie to Congress. First, there was no collusion. But now, Rudy has evolved to says so what if he had a close relationship with Russians. It was not illegal. Rudy knows that his fellow clown in the White House has engaged in illegal actions for a very long time.

    In the book Trumped!, by John O’Donnell, The Cretin often had no idea what his business associates were planning and organizing even after they had explained them, in detail, to Trump. Trump had trouble comprehending and understanding what his business associates were explaining to him. And, at times, he would just explode. Clearly, Trump has been an idiot even before Putin made him his American- Russian Idiot Asset. In the book, the author described how Trump created a “yuuge” casino, yet had no idea how to run and manage it, ultimately causing it to collapse. He pinned one of his casinos with other casinos he owned in order to watch chaos incur. It was like a little boy rolling his two trucks together to see them crash. Trump continues to do this with his government shutdown as he watches 800,000 federal workers and peripheral businesses crash against his desire for a border wall. This incompetent business practice caused his profits and costs to suffer. And now, the country is suffering and the negative affect to the economy is harshly impacted. A moron? Truly!!

    On another note, have you seen your 2018 4^th quarter investment savings statement lately (if you are not a day trader)? It’s been crashing when compared to how it was at the end of 2017. Trump continues to say how well the economy is doing. Your investment savings is saying another story, which is ending badly. Trump continues to make more and more bold -faced lies right to your face!!!

    Now we are seeing another of Trump’s idiot comrades, Ben Stein, a terrible comic actor, is claiming that Ocasio-Cortez’s effort to push Congress toward improved social programs and toward a higher tax rate for the wealthiest in this country as something Hitler would do. And, that her policies, if enacted, would lead to genocide and mass murder. I believe Ben Stein is just another moron allowed to join his fake news comrades on FOX News as he speaks out of his ass. What we are actually seeing is mass murder under White Nationalist party policies, formerly known as Republicans, by taking campaign contributions from them and giving support to the fascist gun organization called the NRA, now led by a former Nixon administration crook—Oliver North.

    As we know, Republican President Ike Eisenhower had a 70% tax rate for the wealthiest among us. He also warned the nation of the military industrial complex taking control of the Pentagon. He was so right with his forecast. I guess Ben Stein thinks Ike Eisenhower, who was a general in the “great” war against Hitler and fascism, then became president, was actually Hitler-“IKE”. FOX News has finally stepped off the cliff by giving such idiots a television platform.

    There is a “yuuge” question why did Jared Kushner get a security clearance? Here is a guy that is a dumb as his father-in-law. Nepotism gets you a security clearance in this White House. There will be a House of Representatives investigation into this question.

   The Cretin’s popularity has fallen to just 36%, as of today. Beware of a national recession on the horizon. This will damage one’s financial investment portfolio.

    So, be careful out there!

The Partial Shutdown Continues

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    President Donnie Demented continues with his government shutdown. “I want my wall!!! I want my wall!” HE was heard chanting while dragging his MAGA red blankie around the White House. HE also was heard chanting, “I will wait. As long as it takes. I will wait. As long as it takes.”

    This shutdown occurred while the White Nationalist Party, once known as Republicans, were the majority of both chambers of Congress. This shutdown is a result of the White Nationalists failure to pass what The Cretin demanded. It now continues as the Democrats take control of the House.

    This shutdown is causing a halt to District Courts around the country effecting cases going before the courts. Contractors that are working for the government are shut out, as well. The national parks are being overrun by users who are vandalizing the park’s assets, and in some cases destroying the environment, overusing non-maintained bathrooms; home and business loans connected to government funds sources are temporarily stopped; the FAA’s air traffic controller training center is closed now, and much more could be illustrated. The list can go on and on describing the harmful results of this shutdown.

    The entire effect has a damaging and cascading result, which will negatively impact the economy to the price of around $24 million in just a short time. The losses to the private sector will have a domino effect to the economy. For example, small towns surrounding the national parks will see a shutdown, as well. The damage to the economy will not see an up-ticked recovery once the shutdown ends. The shutdown does permanent damage. The Cretin has pissed on all these working class people because he is NOT getting his big, beautiful wall.

    The Democrats have agreed to allocate $1.5B for this ridiculous wall, which Mexico was supposed to pay for according to The Cretin. The Cretin is demanding $5B.

    “There are rapists and bad, bad people coming over the border”, railed The Cretin. Unfortunately, this claim is his fake news. The Cretin is the King of Fake News. Donnie’s assessment of the negotiations taxed his brain when he said, “It could be a long time, or it be quickly.” WOW!! That was a very thoughtfully formulated answer to the question, “Mr. President, how long will this shutdown last?”

    Chuck Schumer asked the president, “Give me one good reason why you should continue your shutdown. He could not give one good reason.” An anonymous White House person said, “The president does not want to look foolish by giving into a lower amount of money for his border wall.”

    One of The Cretin’s answers to the question Chuck Schumer asked him was directed toward Nancy Pelosi. He said, through one of his lackeys to Pelosi, as a “good Catholic, she should support the wall because Vatican City has a wall.” Was this the best answer he could come up with? I guess he has never asked anyone about the Vatican City wall. The wall has many entrances and exits to the City. There is free movement throughout the wall openings.

     The Cretin was heard yelling at one of his lackeys, “Since, I have a wall around my Mar-A-Lago, Chuck and Nancy should give me a wall around MY southern border. I need a big, beautiful wall to keep out THOSE PEOPLE.”

    It appears The Cretin is not about to negotiate with the Democrats. I guess he never actually wrote or practiced the principles written in the book that has his name on, “The Art Of The Deal”.