The Trumpty Dumpty Report
Donnie Demented fell into a
trance and when he woke up, the government opened up for 3 weeks and there was
still no wall. Wearing his 8 foot long red tie, which he also uses to wipe his
mouth, he gave a rambling Rose Garden announcement bloviating about how a wall
is required because it works in Israel. I believe that wall had been built for
very different reasons. It is there to keep violence and death from devolving
into something much, much worse.
Our southern border issues
are all about people wanting to come to the United States to find a better way
of life from places that threaten their safety and lives. But, Donnie the
Demented has no idea what he is talking about and no one can help him
understand much of anything.
He rambled on about truck
driving smugglers taking a left at the border or a right at the border and
driving into the desert dropping off loads of people to cross into the U.S. by
foot. And, this is how lots of drugs are being smuggled into the country. The
facts are that people crossing at designated checkpoints, or by foot through
the desert, are down and falling over the past ten years. Drugs come over the
border through designated checkpoints, and not carried over the border in
backpacks, which doesn’t make a bit of sense. I believe such a person would
fill their backpacks with water, and food instead of a bunch of bags of heroin.
Now, the Demented Donnie
was trying to convince us that he never said he wanted a concrete, big,
beautiful, strong wall from sea to shining sea, which is a big fat lie. That is
exactly what he told us along with the fact that Mexico was going to pay for
it.
He finally ended his
uncontrolled stream of consciousness rambling message by saying that if he
doesn’t get his very big and beautiful wall with steel slats so he can see
through it, he will go nuclear and steal the money from other agencies by
declaring a national security emergency. Surprisingly he now wants steel slats
instead of concrete so he can visit the border and slip signed pictures of
himself through the slats taping them to the other side. As we recall, he once
told us that he knows how to build things, and knows how to build a big and
strong and tall concrete wall. Now
he doesn’t remember that this was a promise he made during his presidential
primary campaign. This Cretin said anything to make himself look like the
biggest, bestest
dealmaker ever to set foot into the Oval Office. Unfortunately, his base drank
the Kool-aid he was passing out along with his MAGA hats. Trump never made a
successful business deal, on his own, in his life. He has NO dealmaking skills.
He is a total flop. He needed associates with brains and skills to set up the
deal so Mr. Moneybags could sign the paperwork. He was then patted on the back
and told, “Good Job. Good Job. Great Deal”, which was not of his doing. Because
of his narcissistic mind, he believed that he made the deal on his own. This is
how Putin snared him into becoming a Russian Idiot Asset.
He had a chance to sign an
earlier bill last year, which was negotiated successfully in Congress, but he
did not sign it. It wasn’t good enough then, but is good enough now. That bill
had wall construction funding. Sadly, The Moron-in-Chief isn’t capable of
remembering that far back in history.
Ann Coulter, who appears to
remind him of his father who may have understood that Donnie was an incompetent
dumbass, has scolded dear Donnie by calling him weak. Nancy Pelosi, who appears
to remind him of his mother, who may have been the only person who was able to
stop him from tantruming, put an end to his bad behavior.
Now Donnie can go back to
his daycare center and play with his Putin and Jong Un action figures for the
next three weeks before they dress him up again and prop him back up on his
Lego wall and see what he will do next.
