The Lies and Deception From The White House Continues

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    Vice President Putz follows in Donald's footsteps with bloviated fake news, yet when challenged denies or deflects. Putz made a public claim that ISIS in Syria had  been defeated and the caliphate crushed. But, within hours of this fake news broadcast, ISIS killed 4 American.
     More damage to Trump's slippery slope of failed leadership skills was that Michael Cohen, Trump's bag man and fixer, tapped into Cretin's business account to buy I.T. services from a company called RedFinch to manipulate Internet polling data to boost Trump's popularity for $50,000. The I.T. guy, John Gauger, a close pal of Liberty University's Jerry Falwell, Jr. did the deal. Sadly for The Cretin, the polling rankings fell flat and $50k, delivered in cash and trophy were handed off in a Walmart bag. 
    Trump's hot gas flame thrower, Rudy Giuliani, called Michael Cohen untrustworthy. WOW! It is now believed that 59% of Americans are finally realizing that Trump is untrustworthy. That must be why the two guys had a bromance together.
    As the government shutdown continues and workers are feeling serious pain from not being paid, The Trump Organization continues to reap "yuuge" profits from their management of the Old Post Office Trump International Hotel, in Washington, D.C. As Trump and his family Grifters see dollar signs while government workers suffer, they keep the money rolling in. It appears The Government Services Administration (GSA) failed to shutdown the Trump Organization from its lease granted to them based upon the Emolument's Clause, which says that it is illegal for the president to benefit and profit from foreign and domestic business relationships. So, what about all the people booking stays at Mar-A-Lago when Trump decides to spend hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars to secretly meet with foreign or domestic business people trying to connect with him? Sounds corrupt. It sounds like what Putin does. An insider said that Trump has a poster in his playroom which says, "WWPD?". This translates into "What Would Putin Do?"
    What has happened to the office of the presidency representing and demonstrating honor, respect, humility, unity, and dignity to the world and to all Americans? Under this administration, this framework, which other American presidents upheld, does not exist today.
    Putin's Poodle recently said, "Either we have a country, or we don't. It's that simple." That's right Cretin. We don't have a country, since you moved into the White House poisoning the airspace, and soiling everywhere you sit.



    

Trump Rants and Rages to White House Staff

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Trump has been spinning in a rage in front of his White House staff. He spoke through the PA system to his staff and overheard by a few reporters, “It wasn’t me!! I didn’t do anything. It was all Cohen’s doing. He’s bad. I’m good. I’m really, really smart. I’m innocent. Paying hush money isn’t illegal. I thought I was giving him money for Hush Puppies. I love buckets of Hush Puppies and they make great shoes, too. I never wore Hush Puppies. They were made for the poorly educated kids. I was rich. I had millions of dollars as a kid. Very rich. Very smart. My brain is uh….hum. Anyway, he paid them all on his own. I just paid him for donuts. I like the ones with chocolate sprinkles and with the chocolate stuff on top. And, for wine and Fish crackers. I need my Fish crackers. Right NOW! Yes, Yes! So it cost me hundreds of thousands. I’m very, very rich. What Cohen did was his idea. I’m the good guy. So, I endorsed an NRA ad for my candidacy. I didn’t know I couldn’t do that. I didn’t know that I could talk with the NRA about ads for my candidacy. Who cares anyway? I’m famous. People want to talk to me because I’m famous. I’m a big star. Bigger than Reagan!! My Trump Tower is called Little Russia!!  I didn’t have deals in Russia. So I tried. Putin is my BFF. He’s a great guy. He came up with the secret handshake. So cool. What’s wrong with that? So I didn’t tell the voters about my Russian talks. They don’t need to know my business. I’m too rich for that. I’m the president. You do what I say! I’ve got fans. Real fans. Big fans. I love the poorly educated. They’re my people. I must have my way!! I’ll shut down the government. I’ll be proud to shut down the government. Nancy and Chuck will come begging to me. I WON’T share my Fish crackers. No way!!! No more free haircuts!! No coffee breaks for all!! Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall.................................

And, I AM NOT A CROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  (Where have we heard that before.)

Trump's Embrace Of Pecker Went Flaccid

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    President Trump’s pal, David Pecker, the CEO of The National Enquirer, and parent company, American Media, Inc. is squealing about his coordinated plan to “catch and kill” stories that surrounded Trump’s sexual exploits. Michael Cohen laid out his role, directed by our Cretin-in-Chief to pay the tabloid to silence his “Pecker Plays”.

    Cohen and Pecker involved themselves to protect Trump from negative exposure as a result of his incriminating bedroom “Pay-for-Play” dalliances from voters.

    Had these stories come forward during the White Nationalist, formerly known as Republican, primary, Trump more than likely would have lost. What this means is that the actions of Pecker, Cohen and Trump were used to win an election, which is very much illegal; therefore, the Trump presidency is illegitimate.  And, if they were headline stories during the 2016 election, The Cretin would likely have lost thos critically close states, such as Pennsylvania.

    In addition, it may be that campaign finance laws had been broken. Trump could be seen engaging in conspiracy or solicitation of breaking campaign finance laws.

    When Trump became our Cretin President. He had a dinner for Pecker, and a businessman with ties to the Saudi Royal family. This could have been a thank you for Pecker’s participation in “hush payments”, and a feeler to see if a Trump Tower could be built in Saudi Arabia, which is also illegal if a deal could be brokered. With his son-in-law, Kushner, also serving as a presidential advisor, sucking up to the murderous Crown Prince, and brown nosing the big cheese in Saudi Arabia in hopes of negotiating a Trump resort, lawyers might see this possibility for development as a conflict of interest.

    Now, The Cretin is saying that whatever Michael Cohen did was his own fault, and was acting alone. Trump insists that he had no involvement with Cohen’s payment plan to porn stars.

    It’s official; Trump is an idiot!!!!! He seems to forget that HE is the guy that employed Cohen and Cohen acted as his attorney and fixer and took direction from The Cretin. How can he be so confused? Oh. The reason is because he does understand that he can be impeached.

The Trump Titanic

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    Con-mmander Trump doesn’t see the iceberg through the seas.

    Trump is gathering together his legal team to begin to write responses and defenses against what Donnie says is a fake investigative Mueller probe. If this probe is so unimportant, then why is he so focused and worried about it?

    It appears that this probe is so far up Trump’s rump that he can see Russia from his house. Michael Cohen’s indictment apparently has paved a bridge from Trump’s business to Russia during the campaign, while Moscow and Putin did what they could to sabotage the 2016 election so their guy would win the presidency.

    So, even though the Moscow Trump-Putin Tower development project did not land on solid ground, it was being worked on in hopes that it would be built. This project would have funneled millions upon millions of dollars from fees, licensing agreements and contracts into the Trump International bank accounts, and in return, Putin would be granted a $50 million penthouse free and clear. The Cohen indictment laid out the scope of what had been done and where Trump and Cohen wanted it to go.

    There was a Trump-Putin relationship during the primary campaign; there was a Trump Tower meeting with staff, family, and a Russian operative; there was an attempt to pass documents on Hillary Clinton’s campaign via a Russian spy to members of the Trump crime syndicate, and, all the while, Russian bots and trolls were aggressively sabotaging our democracy by working to get their Trojan Horse elected president.

    Trump’s White Nationalist Party Brownshirts, such as Mitch McConnell, David Nunes and the others are all willing to stand behind their Moscowian Candidate [Remember the film, The Manchurian Candidate? If not, check it out.] who lied and spit in the eye of Lady Democracy and Freedom in order to fulfill his desire to corrupt the presidency. His band of White Nationalists are getting their white hoodie gowns dry cleaned and pressed in order to stand in defense of their Grand Wizard Trump against the legal web of proof Mueller and the Southern District of N.Y attorneys general will be making against him and members of his crime syndicate.

    One point is for certain, Trump is a fraud and a fake. He defrauded the voters. He lied to con them for their votes. He hid the facts about his actual wealth, which is likely much lower than he bragged about. His history as a property developer has been immersed in defrauding, cheating, manipulating and conning contractors and investors. He failed to tell the American people that Russians were the reason he was able to avoid bankruptcy back in the 1980s. His entire family: his two sons-Dumb and Dumber, and his wicked witch of a daughter has been a part of the Trump International Con Game Real [Fake] Estate Corporation.

    What has become very clear is that the White Nationalist Party, aka, Republicans, cannot win elections without lying and cheating. We are witnessing this fact over and over again to this very day.

President Donald J. Trump Cannot Keep Out Of The Quick Sand

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     Donald J. Fakenstein is like the school yard bully not able to grab the ball away from the other kids because they keep tossing it away out of his reach. The polls are saying the American people want the new Democratic majority to unmask President Fakenstein’s tax returns.

    Now, that Michael Cohen has implicated the President in directing him to pursue a Moscow Trump Tower deal while running for president, and at the same time being told by Putin that a deal would include the future Trump Tower penthouse be given to him, the president is ramping up his rage against Cohen, which might lead to a charge of witness tampering. Nice arm twisting move by Putin. It does look like Putin has Trump in a permanent head lock, while wrapping the Lyin’ King president in his leftover Soviet style gift paper.

    The world is seeing the unhinging of D.J. Fakenstein when he told one of the White House swamp lizards to “Get Me Outa Here!” during the last G-20 meeting. DJF has difficulty being around those larger-than-life world leaders when two of them have caused him to repeated soil his diapers.

    Another big headache for DJF is that he may be acting in a way that could cause him serious legal problems. It has been reported that the verbal quick sand might he stepped in is engulfing him with shouts that Trump may be engaged in witness tampering.

    Trump Tweeted out that one Mueller witness should get the full prison term, while another witness has been a good loyal Trump commando by keeping his lips sealed.

    He said of Roger Stone, a player in Trump’s crime syndicate, “[He] will not be forced by a rogue and out of control prosecutor to make up lies and stories about ‘President Trump.’” Interesting that our Cretin-In-Chief refers to himself in the first person. Then he continued to Tweet, “Nice to know that some person still have guts.” What is laughable is his  calling out Mueller as a liar, when DJF has lied over 6430 times since taking office, not including the lies prior to that day, Trump believes Mueller and the Democrats don’t want the truth, but only want lies. The President said, “The truth is very bad for the mission.”

   What is Trump talking about?  Was Trump talking out loud  saying that the truth unmasked by the investigation is bad for his own mission? Trump’s frenzied reactions to an investigation legally charged to find the truth is being twisted in its interpretation, as the only reliable truth spoken is Trump’s perverted and fabricated truth. Anything and everything else is a lie.

    What might be also freaking out the Fakenstein is that Michael Cohen is being investigated by a couple of attorneys general in New York State, as well as the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance.

    The federal law says that any effort to “influence, intimidate, or impede” a witness in a criminal proceeding could be viewed as witness tampering. It appears that Trump has acted in this way. We need to get to the bottom of Trump’s role and his crime syndicate’s role in Russia’s involvement to destroy our democracy in the 2016 election.

    The president just can’t seem to keep out of the quick sand in front of him. Since he is like a little boy who can’t keep his hands off of a hot stove, he cannot keep from stepping on the quick sand, which then, begins to suck him in. Every time he opens his out-of-control mouth that allows his mentally unstable, unfiltered and unrestrained thoughts to come gushing out, he shows the world that he is the most incompetent president the United States has ever elected.

President Trump Threatens Democrats If They Investigate Him

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    Our Cretin-in-Chief is so damn scared of the Democratic Congress unmasking the Russian Asset American President that he is now foaming at the mouth. His rabies infection is flaring up with a massive outbreak.

    He is now threatening to declassify documents that he has been keeping hidden from the American people in his Space Force toy box. His threat is that he will “play tough” if Democrats decide to investigate the long playing Greek tragedy of Russian collusion by the Trump crime syndicate.

    Once again, our paranoid president believes that such an investigation is politically motivated and the real criminals are Crooked Hillary, Crazy Comey, and Colonel Mustard in the closet with the candlestick.

    The Idiot Asset President said, “I think that would help my campaign if they want to play tough, I will do it. They will see how devastating those pages are.” Then President Idiot Asset said, [Maybe] “It’s more powerful if I do it then [A more targeted time.]…because if we had done it already it would be yesterday’s news.”

    Is he joking or is he just really, really stupid? If there’s really incriminating stuff on Democrats, the Nationalist Party Congress members and pundits would never stop bleeding it for the next two years. So, Mr. Idiot President, release the damn documents, if there are any, or did your dog pee all over your homework? What the heck are you waiting for? Stop those Dems in their tracks! Cut them off at the pass. Derail their train. Freeze them out. Pull out the stops. Flush them out. Run ‘em off the rails!

    Stop bragging, boasting, bullshitting, bloviating, belching bravado and open up your Toys-R-Us toy chest and back up your threats.

    President Russian Asset said, “In the end I can always declassify if it proves necessary. Speed is very important to me---and everyone.”

    WOW Trump, are you singing that Doors lyric, “This is the end. This is the end my friend. This is the end.” There is no time to waste. Get ahead of it. Don’t wait. Show your cards. Lay out your hand. Drive it home. Don’t bogey this hole. If you’ve got some there-there, then prove it. Are you bluffing? If not, then put up or shut up!

    Oh no, big boy pants Donnie has his puffy shirt on and appears to be fluffing it up by saying, “If the Democrats think they are going to use Taxpayer Money [Check out those capital letters!] investigating us at the House level, then we will likewise be forced to consider investigating them for all the leaks of Classified Information [OOOOH, more capital letters. Is he trying to make a point? Are we supposed to get scared?], and much else, at the Senate level. Two can play that game!”

    President Cretin, what are you rambling about? What does “And much else, at the Senate level” actually mean? Do you know what it means? It must be that puffy shirt talking.

  

 This guy is losing it. He’s really, really scared.

   

    It’s the job of Congress to uncover evidence if there was any Russian collusion involvement subverting our democracy by anyone within the Trump crime syndicate in order to get him elected. If Trump is some sort of “Manchurian Candidate”---President, then we all have a right to know. This is not just some Nixon burglars breaking into and office at the Watergate. This is the use of a foreign government, an adversary, war criminals in their own right, helping one of their own “Idiot Assets” (Read Malcolm Vance’s book, The Plot To Destroy Democracy) to become President of the United States.

    It doesn’t get any worse than this. And, if Trump and his crime syndicate political organization were involved in this conspiracy, then let the House Democrats investigate it, since the Nationalist Party has looked the other way. If you are innocent, then what is there to be afraid of? So why all the threats? If the Democrats come up short, while looking partisan, then the Nationalist Party will have plenty to throw up in their faces prior to the 2020 presidential and congressional races.

    So Donnie---what ARE you afraid of? You’ve surrounded yourself with fraudsters, liars, and thieves. You love liars. You are the LYIN’ KING! This is your very own Broadway production.

   Paul Manafort is hoping for a pardon because he lied for you and leaked the Mueller test questions to you after he memorized them after his own interviews and passed them on to you so you can get all the questions right, as you made reference to getting them all right. That answer is funny.

We know you were incapable of answering Mueller’s questions by yourself. Manafort was your bitch, and now, he’s hoping for a pardon, otherwise, he will likely die in prison. The food is horrible. And, the suits aren’t made of alligator skin, or whatever. He’s done his risk assessment analysis and is hoping for freedom, except it will only show that there was collusion—a quid-pro-quo between a couple of cretins. Not too good for the Nationalist Party. Their leader colluding with a federal prison convict.

    So Donnie, The Whole World Is Watching.

Update: As Michael Cohen was pleading guilty today, information about the Moscow Trump Tower deal came to the surface. What had unfolded was while Trump was campaigning for president, he was making promises to his voters to act on their behalf, to work to bring jobs back, to make their lives better, while at the same time he was trying to make a Trump Tower deal with Vladimir Putin giving him, at NO CHARGE, a $50 million dollar penthouse at the top of the Tower if everything would fall into place. He appeared to have owed Putin a big favor for something, which has yet to be unmasked. This secret deal with Putin, as Trump was campaigning To Make America Great Again, he was planning to work with Putin to become the Putin Poodle. It has been documented by Malcolm Vance in his book, The Plot to Destroy Democracy, that Trump had become what Vance refers to as an Idiot Asset. This is an asset that can be bought just by making the person feel good. All the person required was a good pat on the back. In Trump's case, it was to help Trump avoid bankruptcy by buying up empty Trump condos. Because Trump was is such financial straights, he was unable to get domestic bank financing. He was up against the wall. Putin's oligarchs came to the rescue. By buying Trump's properties, the oligarchs had a way to launder money making Trump his bitch. This story continues to unfold. Michael Cohen might have more to say about the Putin-Trump relationship.