Trump's Embrace Of Pecker Went Flaccid

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    President Trump’s pal, David Pecker, the CEO of The National Enquirer, and parent company, American Media, Inc. is squealing about his coordinated plan to “catch and kill” stories that surrounded Trump’s sexual exploits. Michael Cohen laid out his role, directed by our Cretin-in-Chief to pay the tabloid to silence his “Pecker Plays”.

    Cohen and Pecker involved themselves to protect Trump from negative exposure as a result of his incriminating bedroom “Pay-for-Play” dalliances from voters.

    Had these stories come forward during the White Nationalist, formerly known as Republican, primary, Trump more than likely would have lost. What this means is that the actions of Pecker, Cohen and Trump were used to win an election, which is very much illegal; therefore, the Trump presidency is illegitimate.  And, if they were headline stories during the 2016 election, The Cretin would likely have lost thos critically close states, such as Pennsylvania.

    In addition, it may be that campaign finance laws had been broken. Trump could be seen engaging in conspiracy or solicitation of breaking campaign finance laws.

    When Trump became our Cretin President. He had a dinner for Pecker, and a businessman with ties to the Saudi Royal family. This could have been a thank you for Pecker’s participation in “hush payments”, and a feeler to see if a Trump Tower could be built in Saudi Arabia, which is also illegal if a deal could be brokered. With his son-in-law, Kushner, also serving as a presidential advisor, sucking up to the murderous Crown Prince, and brown nosing the big cheese in Saudi Arabia in hopes of negotiating a Trump resort, lawyers might see this possibility for development as a conflict of interest.

    Now, The Cretin is saying that whatever Michael Cohen did was his own fault, and was acting alone. Trump insists that he had no involvement with Cohen’s payment plan to porn stars.

    It’s official; Trump is an idiot!!!!! He seems to forget that HE is the guy that employed Cohen and Cohen acted as his attorney and fixer and took direction from The Cretin. How can he be so confused? Oh. The reason is because he does understand that he can be impeached.