Trump and Lil'Kim's Hugfest at the DMZ

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Trump said, “I think he understands me and I think I understand him”, when speaking about Lil’Kim of North Korea. The Cretin said that ‘Obama wanted to meet with Kim, tried very hard and failed. Obama tried very hard over and over but Kim turned him down.’

    This is a really, really, big, terrific, fantastic, beautiful lie. Obama never tried to meet with Lil’Kim. Obama wouldn’t meet with Kim without real change coming from it. Obama knew that Kim would try and manipulate the “summit” had it happened. The fact is that Trump believes he is negotiating and accomplishing a miracle when, in fact, Kim uses Trump to step onto the world stage.  Trump hasn’t accomplished anything, except to bring home a beaten, dying American held illegally by North Korea.

    Kim has stopped, temporarily, his nuclear testing in order to look reasonable in exchange for photo ops, hand shakes, and his visible flaunting of his walk-around the economic sanctions, as seen with his big, black Rolls Royce limo that delivered him to the DMZ meeting with Trump.

    The American Clown-in-Chief, with his Family Fools in tow, arrived at the DMZ’s gift shop looking to bring home duty-free trinkets and tchotchkes to show off to their friends by bragging that they were the first Americans to visit the DMZ.

    The Cretin and his Family Fools keep shaking hands with Lil’Kim over and over again in hopes, that one day, The Trump Organization might build a resort and golf course on the Sea of Japan, and the Gulf of West Korea.

    Speaking of Trump and golf, here is a newly controversial cartoon:

                                

Trump's New Secret Handshake

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Trump flew to Seoul, South Korea, following his trip to the

 G-20 summit so he could have a playdate with his autocratic psycho pals and tell the world that he “had a really terrific meeting with President Xi [of China]. We discussed many things.” He just loves when he can talk about “things”. Knowing that The Cretin can talk about “things” reassures the world that he knows what he is talking about. “Things” makes everything so clear and precise, especially when it comes to trade talks.

    Now in South Korea, following his Russian Idiot Asset briefing he received from Vladimir Putin, the Orange Mess of a President invited his man-crush, Lil’Kim Jung Un for a love-crush tryst at the DMZ so the two can shake hands.

    “If Chairman Kim of North Korea sees this, I would meet him at the Border/DMZ just to shake hands and say Hello (?)!” wrote the Orange Mess.

    He went on to say that “I have a new handshake. I tried it out on President Xi (see photo) and I want to feel it with you, too, Lil’Kim. It’s really, really great. We can call it Donnie’s bromance shake. I’ll only use it with my real life pals, whose action figure toys I keep in my toy box.”

    “I want to thank him in person for the very beautiful birthday card he sent me. I keep it taped to my make-up mirror.”

    When asked if it would be a bad sign if Kim stood him up, Trump said, “No, of course I thought of that. It’s very hard, since I know Kim follows my Twitter.”

    Our Russian Idiot Asset president believes if he wasn’t president, we’d be at war with North Korea. We seem to get along really well. That’s a good thing, not a bad thing. For the stupid people who say, ‘Oh, he gets along,’ it’s good to get along.”

    So, in other words since Trump gets along with Lil’Kim, he must be one of the stupid people. How true!

    “…I’ll let him know, and we’ll see. We’ll see each other for two minutes. That’s all we can. But that will be fine.”

    A two minute love handshake thrill from Trump is all that is needed for Trump to walk away satisfied. Trump knows what a cheap thrill really is.

    All it takes is two minutes.

                              

America's Rapist-in-Chief President--Donald Trump

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

“I’ll say it with great respect: Number one, she’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, OK?”

“Totally lying. I don’t know anything about her. I know nothing about this woman. I know nothing about her. She is—it’s just a terrible thing that people can make statements like this.”

What is a terrible thing, President Rapist, is that you have lied over ten thousand times since you have been mistakenly elected into the White House. What is a terrible thing is that a perverted psychopath pretends to be the president.

Trump—our Rapist-in-Chief denies raping E. Jean Carroll in a NYC department store dressing room after the two spoke together in 1995 or 1996. The two knew each other and Rapist Donnie asked that they take lingerie he was considering buying as a gift into the dressing room. At that point, Trump lunged at Carroll, pinned her against the wall, and with one hand pulled down her tights, and with his other hand, exposed his tiny weenie and began to penetrate her, yet she was able to fight the psychopath off her and then ran from the dressing room. It was clear, that Rapist Donnie had lots of experience with his technique of attack. Later, she told some of her close friends, which she kept from the public.

Now she decided to go public. Donnie Demento is denying even knowing Carroll, in spite of a photo surfacing with the two in the picture. Truth is not part of Trump’s world.

Why should we not expect anything different? Trump is a fascist making the rules fit his own worldview. He is a violent predator. No wonder he is in love with Kim Jung Un, Vladimir Putin, and MBS—the crown prince of Saudi Arabia all of whom are fascists making the rules fit their own worldview and behaviors.

We see it with the imprisonment of migrant families caged in internment camps suffering from inhumane conditions. “They don’t need soap” is a response from the Trump fascists that set policies surrounding immigration concerns as lice, filth while sleeping on concrete slabs are their conditions.

Trump is in denial and so are most of the members in his Republican White Nationalist Party (RWNP). Lindsey Graham-KKKracker said, ‘If the president said he didn’t do it, then I believe him.’ Graham-KKKracker, a foot soldier in the RWNP, will believe all the lies spoken by their Rapist Con-artist-in-Chief.

Clearly, Graham-KKKracker is afraid of President Rapist so, in order to preserve his cushy job away from his home state of South Carolina, he does as he is told by his party conman. This guy is a coward, just like Mitch-the-bitch McConnell who is afraid of their lying predatory president. They are such weasels because they are not capable of standing up for themselves against their name calling leader. They have no integrity. They lack humanity, yet call themselves Christians.

The Sociopath-in-Chief told a reporter who asked him what will he be talking about with his Russian agent boss—Putin at the next G-20? His response was, “None of your business!”

That’s right. Putin sets the agenda for his Idiot Agent Trump. Trump just obeys his orders.

Also, while the Democratic presidential primary debates were happening, Trump was on Air Force One playing with his box of dictator action figures pretending he is “managing the free world” as he traveled to the G-20 to get instructions from his Russian boss.

Trump is like a bad version of a super hero, who puts the world’s villains on his team. Was Melania, all dressed in her yellow outfit acting as his second banana as they fly to their destination? We can only imagine. 

Trump's Magic 8 Ball Toy Tells Him "No" On An Iran Attack

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Trump stepped away from his “war-is-the-answer” presidential war room staff who supports a military strike against Iran, and walked into his Oval Office Day Care Playroom and reached for his Magic 8 Ball toy and asked it if he should “bomb, bomb, bomb Iran”, John McCain’s famous meme. The Magic 8 Ball revealed the answer “No”, which Donnie held close to his bosom and pranced into the arms of John Bolton and said, “I can’t, I can’t, I can’t do it!” “The Magic 8 Ball told me to not do it.” At that point, 10 minutes just before the launch attack, he called it off at the last minute.

    Historically, Trump acted as Obama when Obama backed down from a Syrian Red Line attack threat. And, back in 2011, Trump said that Obama would launch a military attack against Iran to get reelected.

    Trump realized that playing war with his action figures, while wearing his Space Force jimmies is very different in real life. He is also realizing that he might just lose a reelection bid in 2020, so he is weighing where he can attack without him looking more and more like Obama. Maybe he will consider an attack against Canada if Americans continue to head North to buy their prescription drugs. It could be his ‘war against prescription drugs!’

    Bolton and the other warmongering fascists surrounding Trump want to make their boss into a Jack-in-the-Box president, whereby they crank the handle for war and Trump pops out declaring war. They secretly put together a scale model and here is what it looks like when Trump pops up out of the box.

                             

Trump-in-the-Box

Trump's Delusional 2020 Presidential Rally In Florida

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Trump had a kick-off campaign rally in Florida displaying his mental erosion before tens of thousands of his followers who drank his fake news and fake presentation Kool-Aid.

   

Here is what he said to his crowd:

Our Radical Democrat opponents are driven by hatred, prejudice, and rage. They want to destroy you and they want to destroy our country, as we know it. Not acceptable, it's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. To understand Democrats ruthless tactics, look no further than the United States Supreme Court and our court system nationwide.

Just imagine what this angry left-wing mob would do if they were in charge of this country. Imagine if we had a Democrat president and a Democrat congress in 2020. They would shut down your free speech, use the power of the law to punish their opponents, which they're trying to do now anyway, they'll always be trying to shield themselves.

[Trump is speaking of himself in the above statements. He is the Radical Republican, who has moved closer toward dictatorship. HE is driven by hate, prejudice, and rage. We are seeing this with his hostile, hateful and prejudicial reaction to the young men who were in prison for 30 years over having been pressured to confess to a rape and assault of a white woman and released, after an individual confessed, known as the Central Park 5. Trump responded to the exoneration when he said, “They confessed.” Trump wants to destroy the country along with his Republican White Nationalist Party congress. HE has desired to shut down our free speech and has called the free press “the enemy of the people”. His RWNP have used ruthless tactics over and over again to block freedom and free speech and the choice of the people. HE has created a Rightwing Mob as we have heard over and over again with their ugly slogans spoken in unison at Trump rallies encouraged by the Moron-in-Chief.]

We got rid of the individual mandate. Right? How many people are happy? They no longer have to pay for the privilege of not paying for bad health insurance. How many people are happy? Bad health care. So every time you don't have to make out a check in order not to have health care. Think of that, think of that.

[Trump’s health care plan is nowhere to be seen. He has seriously eroded the ACA causing millions of people to be without health care, or pay higher premiums, or realizing they purchased an inferior policy. Lower prescription prices, which he promised, are non-existent, and continues to rise, for example, diabetes medications and the materials needed to deliver the medication. Trump has no plan. His loyalties are with the corporate medical care system and not with the patients. He is a liar and a fake president. “Think of that. Think of that.”]

This is the only country you pay for the very distinct privilege of not having to pay but you have to pay a lot. Now you don't have to pay anymore. You don't want it, you don't have to pay. The individual mandate, Mike. We got rid of it. That was a big deal. The people tried to stop our movement are the same

[What is the Moron-in-Chief talking about? He and Pence have been killing health care in the country.]

Washington insiders, who spent their careers rigging the system, so your losses will be their gains, you know that.

[Trump and his fascist sidekicks rigged the system by embracing Russian involvement in our last election. And, Trump believes it is OK to take data and dirt from a foreign source without having to report it to the FBI.]

Wages are rising at the fastest rate in many decades, and really what's nice is they're rising the fastest for the lowest income Americans. Isn't that nice? Percentage wise, the Fed and our pledge to the American worker through Ivanka Trump, she has worked so hard, she's worked hard, has secured commitments to provide private-sector training opportunities to nearly 10 million Americans.

[Here is another deluded understanding of what he is doing to the country. Ivanka having an influence in the economy? HUH? She has exported jobs to rip off the American consumer with her junk. Ivanka Trump is a grifter and scammer. In 2018, our economy grew only at 2.8%. Trump’s brain has failed to realize that the economy grew at 4.0% and more during the 1990s. Trump has NOT had the best economy ever! It is more than likely that our economy will have slow growth in the coming year. Wage growth is flat. Job growth will see back sliding as computer technologies continue to replace people with machines. This problem is being spoken about by Democratic presidential candidate—Andrew Yang.]

    Trump’s current Florida rally continued to fuel his anger over the past. He cannot let go of the past. He railed against Hillary Clinton, President Obama, the DNC, and “No Collusion; No Obstruction” memes. Unfortunately, he has no ideas. No plans. He only has his anger of the past. He just cannot let go of the fact that he lost the popular vote and only won because of a technicality.

    Trump is a failed president. He has not delivered what he promised. There is no wall. There is no ACA replacement. There is no reform of drug pricing. He has created a fascist approach to undocumented immigrants. He has wanted to destroy free  press-speech. He has forced more and more farmers, who developed trading relationships with China over the past several years, to shut down due to Trump’s Tariff Tax. He has embraced dictators and not our allies. He has deregulated destroying our quality of life in favor of corporate greed. He has rejected that climate change and its necessary reforms are real. He desires the Supreme Court to move back to the 1950s. He prefers chaos instead of diplomacy. He doesn’t read. He doesn’t think. He doesn’t have any skills to create a deal through negotiations.

    Trump is a clown with a red tie and an orange comb=over. He is running up and against his own fears. He knows deep in his unconscious that he is a clown. His unconscious brain is fighting against being told that he is a dumbass little boy. He has no other solution to his deluded sense of self but to get a pat on the head by gullible supporters at his rallies.

[Here is a link to the transcript of his rally.]

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Trump was being interviewed by George Stephanopoulous and The Cretin began to steer off the rails.

    George was asking Trump about financial statements---

Trump: Uhh, they’re after my financial statement. Now, they should be after everyone else’s financial statement but, uhh, they are after, the Senate, they’d like to get my financial statement At some point, I hope they get it-----

GS:  You going to turn it over?

Cretin: No, at some point, I might, but at some point I hope they get it because it’s a financ---, it’s a fantastic financial statement. It’s a fantastic financial statement. And, let’s do that over, he’s coughing in the middle of my answer.

GS: Yeah. Okay.

Cretin: I don’t like that, you know, I don’t like that.

GS: Your chief of staff.

Cretin: If you’re going to cough, please leave the room. You just can’t, you just can’t cough. Boy oh boy.

Trump’s germaphobic predilection is crazy, since he is the president and must interact with all types of people everyday.

    In the article by JM Rieger, ‘You just can’t cough’:…, he wrote about a Howard Stern interview dating back to 1993, when The Cretin said he washed his hands as much as possible. He felt shaking hands was barbaric and terrible. The Moron-in-Chief felt that coughing was a “sign of weakiness”. When his one-time communications director, Anthony Scaramucci, had a hoarse voice while riding with The Cretin on Air Force One, he forced Scaramucci to get a penicillin shot right there on the plane!!

    Rieger wrote that Trump turns on and off his germaphobia. Trump said, “I was in the fourth row and she [ Britney Spears] was sweating and looked beautiful and she threw her hat, right? Now normally if a performer throws a hat and it’s sweaty and wet and everything. I have no interest in it, right? But I grab that sucker, right? It didn’t bother me…I wasn’t afraid of those germs.”

    If a person has a phobia, such as to germs, he or she does not pick and choose when such a fear is going to rise up. Trump is a scammer; a liar; a grifter. We just cannot believe a darn thing he says about himself. One thing is certain—Trump is crazy, a delusional sociopath who has no problem groping women without rushing to the bathroom to wash his hands.

    On a final note---Trump is campaigning that he will have a “phenomenal” health care plan, yet for the past three years, prescription drug prices have not changed, while The Cretin campaigned that he would bring prices down. They are “getting away with murder.” The Cretin’s solution back in 2016 was for the drug companies to voluntarily cut drug prices “within two weeks.” Throughout 2017, drug prices for many drugs increased!!

    “We’ll have much lower prices at the pharmacy counter and it’ll start taking effect immediately. We’re also increasing competition and reducing regulatory burdens so drugs can be gotten to the market quicker and cheaper.”

    The Cretin has had bipartisan support for lowering prescription drug prices, yet failed to deliver a plan to Congress. He failed to lobby Congress or set foot on the Senate floor to demand that they reform and lower drug prices. When his Republican White Nationalist Party Congresspersons told Trump to back down on the prescription drug issue because they don't want to address the problem, he saluted and backed down.

    Trump is full of bluster with no substance. He is a full-blown coward. He has never made a successful deal in his life.

    The guy is complete failure.

Trump's Deep Fake Health Care Plan

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In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Our fully complete Moron-in-Chief wants us to believe he can deliver "phenomenal health care" in the next two months. This fool has had three years to put together a "phenomenal" plan, but failed. It is clear he has no plan only bullshit.
    "We almost had health care done. Health care's a disaster." Yes Moron; you made health care a disaster. You failed to improve the ACA, or deliver your "almost done" health care plan. Almost doesn't count. Where were your supporters in Congress?
    He thinks that taking back the House will make his new health care plan all better. Idiot Trump had a chance when he had control of the House, yet he failed. "If we win back the House, we're going to produce phenomenal health care. And we already have a concept of the plan, but it'll be less expensive than Obamacare by a lot."
     This incoherent impecile has had three years to take a concept and form it into a complete plan that he could show all of us.  But, nevertheless, he's got buttkiss! All it takes is taking back the House.
    Everything Trump touches turns out a disaster. No doubt, his plan will be "el-cheapo" alright. High co-pays, high drug prices, inadequate coverage, slashed coverage for pre-existing conditions, and more foolishness outlined by Pennsylvania's has-been ex-senator---Rick Santorum.
     Trump delays any details on his imaginary "phenomenal" plan, which will be unveiled "in about two months. Maybe less."
   
     Nancy Pelosi said, "The American people already know exactly what the President's health care plan means in their lives: higher costs, worse coverage, and the end of lifesaving protections for people with pre-existing conditions." President Trump has waged an assault on health care since the start and continues to order the Justice Department to ask the courts to destroy protections for people with pre-existing conditions and strike down every other protection and guarantee of affordable health care for America's families. And since Day One, the Trump administration has worked relentlessly to push families into disastrous junk plans, increase their health care costs and gut their health care protections", as Nancy Pelosi said so clearly.

    The Republican White Nationalist Party Senate, headed by the incompetent hater McConnell is having a great moment of excitement to see how his party leader will further hurt health care for the American people, and especially those people living in his poor state. This moron believes "what he's doing is through the executive branch, through regulations, expanding health care for a lot of Americans, which he [Trump] can do on his own...and he said it would be dealt with after the election when we get a Congress that's more sympathetic to our approach to health care."
    McConnell makes no sense. The RWNP health care plan will have regulations that benefit the wealth class' power control of the delivery of health care. The RWNP health care plan will have no actual expansion of health care that will actually cover the medical conditions that require a doctor's care. McConnell is a lying scammer.
    McConnell's feeble mind seems to forget he had a chance for two years to put this imaginary plan together. The reality is they have buttkiss! And, they've had an additional year to build on their "phenomenal" plan.
    So, what have the RWNP been doing over the last several years? Nothing! McConnell and the Market Leninists have studying exactly what the wealth class wants for a health care delivery system, and are afraid to present their oppressive plan to the voters knowing that the voters will oust them in the next election cycle.
    Trump fantasizes that if he gets re-elected, then the nation will move very close to a Market Leninist government---the wealth class will control the governments, the courts, regulatory rules, and the health care system.
     There is NO phenomenal health care plan in the making. It's a fantasy.
   
    As Debra sometimes said to Raymond on "Everybody Loves Raymond"---IDIOT!!!

On another note, as was written in earlier posts about Trump's Space Force jammies, which he wears when playing with his dictator action figure toys in the Oval Office Day Care Center. Trump, and Pence, who must also have a set of Space Force Jammies, are now selling Space Force gear on their re-election website. This blogspot was ahead of the story regarding Trump and Pence's Space Force fashion line. Here is the image from their site. How ridiculous.