Saturday, June 22, 2019

Trump's Magic 8 Ball Toy Tells Him "No" On An Iran Attack

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell


No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

    Trump stepped away from his “war-is-the-answer” presidential war room staff who supports a military strike against Iran, and walked into his Oval Office Day Care Playroom and reached for his Magic 8 Ball toy and asked it if he should “bomb, bomb, bomb Iran”, John McCain’s famous meme. The Magic 8 Ball revealed the answer “No”, which Donnie held close to his bosom and pranced into the arms of John Bolton and said, “I can’t, I can’t, I can’t do it!” “The Magic 8 Ball told me to not do it.” At that point, 10 minutes just before the launch attack, he called it off at the last minute.
    Historically, Trump acted as Obama when Obama backed down from a Syrian Red Line attack threat. And, back in 2011, Trump said that Obama would launch a military attack against Iran to get reelected.
    Trump realized that playing war with his action figures, while wearing his Space Force jimmies is very different in real life. He is also realizing that he might just lose a reelection bid in 2020, so he is weighing where he can attack without him looking more and more like Obama. Maybe he will consider an attack against Canada if Americans continue to head North to buy their prescription drugs. It could be his ‘war against prescription drugs!’
    Bolton and the other warmongering fascists surrounding Trump want to make their boss into a Jack-in-the-Box president, whereby they crank the handle for war and Trump pops out declaring war. They secretly put together a scale model and here is what it looks like when Trump pops up out of the box.

                             

Trump-in-the-Box

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