The Trumpty Dumpty Report
In a time of deceit, telling the truth
is a revolutionary act- George Orwell
No legacy is so
rich as honesty-William Shakespeare
Trump stepped away from his
“war-is-the-answer” presidential war room staff who supports a military strike
against Iran, and walked into his Oval Office Day Care Playroom and reached for
his Magic 8 Ball toy and asked it if he should “bomb, bomb, bomb Iran”, John
McCain’s famous meme. The Magic 8 Ball revealed the answer “No”, which Donnie
held close to his bosom and pranced into the arms of John Bolton and said, “I
can’t, I can’t, I can’t do it!” “The Magic 8 Ball told me to not do it.” At
that point, 10 minutes just before the launch attack, he called it off at the
last minute.
Historically, Trump acted
as Obama when Obama backed down from a Syrian Red Line attack threat. And, back
in 2011, Trump said that Obama would launch a military attack against Iran to
get reelected.
Trump realized that playing
war with his action figures, while wearing his Space Force jimmies is very
different in real life. He is also realizing that he might just lose a
reelection bid in 2020, so he is weighing where he can attack without him
looking more and more like Obama. Maybe he will consider an attack against
Canada if Americans continue to head North to buy their prescription drugs. It
could be his ‘war against prescription drugs!’
Bolton and the other
warmongering fascists surrounding Trump want to make their boss into a
Jack-in-the-Box president, whereby they crank the handle for war and Trump pops
out declaring war. They secretly put together a scale model and here is what it
looks like when Trump pops up out of the box.
Trump-in-the-Box
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