Unlimited Presidential Harassment

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The Man-Child Crybaby Cretin President is whining to all of us that he is being picked on by the Democratic House of Representatives because they are investigating him. He calls it “Unlimited Presidential Harassment”. This incompetent jerk in the White House said, “The Dems and their committees are going “nuts”. The Republicans never did this to President Obama, there would be no time left to run government.”

    When will America wake up to the fact that this idiot doesn’t belong in the White House? This full-blown narcissistic sociopath has no clue that Obama didn’t do anything that would result in the Republican majority to proceed with a congressional investigation; otherwise, they surely would have gone with it.

    Did The Cretin forget that Bill Clinton’s Republican congress went forward with investigations and impeachment, yet was able to pass a balanced budget! Congress can chew gum and blink at the same time, which is difficult for The Cretin.

    Cretin said, “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!! It should never be allowed to happen again!” Did he forget that Nixon resigned in the wake of impeachment? It IS the duty of the Congress to follow their Constitutional mandate to provide oversight and investigate possible wrongdoings by a President.

    If The Cretin had nothing to hide, then he would likely ignore all the investigations and let the Democrats spin their wheels. At that point, Trump would have the last laugh. But, Trump has his knickers all up in a twist.

    Donnie’s White Nationalist party members are wondering when will this idiot learn how to read the Teleprompter with accuracy, especially when it comes to important speeches. Donnie needs the Teleprompter to display very large printed words, and the machine needs to be turned to his left because he always cocks his neck because that big fat head of his leans to the left. That might help him read more accurately. Or, maybe it is just a lost cause to teach this moron to read better than a third grader.

    The Cretin’s body posturing when he speaks in public is very telling of his mental dysfunction. He displays a great deal of asymmetry with lots of twisting and counter-rotation of his body against his head. This might say he is lying twisting his truth and that he doesn’t feel secure with what he is saying. It is like a child squirming when questioned over a wrongdoing.

   During the SOTU address, The Cretin said, “Legal immigrants enrich our nation and strengthen our society in countless ways. I want people to come into our country, in the largest numbers ever, but they have to come in legally.”

    So what is it? We have been hearing you rail against immigrants for years. You have NOT even given a path to citizenship for DACA/Dreamer residents. If you want people to come and live here in the largest numbers ever, then give these young people who came to America with adults illegally, due to no fault of their own, citizenship. If you mean what you say, then write a Presidential Executive Order. What is so ironic is that nearly every Senate Democrat would have given this moron $25B for his border wall if he were to give Dreamers a path to citizenship in a previous Senate deal, which he rejected. Therefore, The Cretin is blowing more gassy toxic fumes from you know where.

    The Cretin has no plan. He offers nothing for Congress to work with. At this point, nearly 4 in 5 Americans are against the building of The 200 Mile Trump Wall. He appears to have lost his momentum for his legacy wall, but there are White Nationalist Republicans who are still pounding their fists for a wall especially in districts where the majority of voters are white and reject immigrants because they feel they are a security threat. They seem to ignore the fact that the real security threat are white people with guns who make up majority of mass murderers.

    The Cretin is squirming in his knickers. In the coming weeks, we will likely see more indictments. Mr. Pecker’s AMI publication might find themselves in court with a torn up protection agreement given them by the New York Southern District’s attorneys general in exchange for spilling the beans over their shady and illegal business relationship with Michael Cohen because they are now being accused of politically motivated extortion by Jeff Bezos.  The State of New York agreed with AMI and Pecker to hold tight their protection agreement if they kept their noses clean for 3 years. It appears their noses are filthy dirty and were unable to maintain clean nasal hygiene.

    I think this might be why Trump has ordered a truckload of Attends undergarment liners from Amazon.

President Trump Is A Ramblin' Man--SOTU

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    Trump is clearly a Putin puppet, as well as a puppet of a small cabal surrounding him in the White House. His SOTU message had absolutely no substance. As George W.H. Bush once said, “Where’s the beef?” Trump’s ramblin’ man-child message was just the packaging label without anything inside it. So, where’s the beef?

    He gave all of us his simpleminded list of rambling ideas that were fed to him by Steven Miller, the guy who wrote the speech. No doubt, Miller crafted the lengthy nothingness with help from other talking point storytellers.

    So, The Cretin pulled out his list of ideas interspersed with Miller’s ridiculous zinger statements. One doozy was “Our approach is based on principled realism”. Trump doesn’t believes in reality but in smoke and mirrors, fake news, and lies and deception. Another foolhardy statement was, “Here, in the United States, we are alarmed by new calls to adopt socialism in our country. America was founded on liberty and independence --- not government coercion, domination, and control. We are born free, and we will stay free. Tonight, we renew our resolve that America will never be a socialist country.” Did he forget the Veteran’s Administration is a socialist health program? Did he forget that patents and trademark laws are socialistic in its function? The government protecting those who file those documents with the Patent and Trademark office is socialist. Major tax breaks for the richest among us is a socialistic program. “Under my Administration, we will never apologize for advancing America's interests.” This is what The Cretin does. He never apologizes for his bad decisions and that list is endless. “Many childhood cancers have not seen new therapies in decades. My budget will ask the Congress for $500 million over the next 10 years to fund this critical life-saving research.” The Cretin said nothing about how this will be done. He said nothing about how patients will be paying for cancer treatments if their insurance provider won’t cover the treatment. “It is unacceptable that Americans pay vastly more than people in other countries for the exact same drugs, often made in the exact same place. This is wrong, unfair, and together we can stop it.” He has been talking about this for years now. It has gone nowhere while your White Nationalist party held a majority in Congress. So Mr. Cretin, what is YOUR plan to fix this problem? The Idiot-in-Chief talked about fixing the trade imbalances, while American farmers are going bankrupt. His trade war is failing fast. “The border city of El Paso, Texas, used to have extremely high rates of violent crime…” This is a big fat lie. This is what The Cretin does. He lies. This is how Steven Miller manipulates his base. “This is a moral issue”. The Cretin is an immoral sociopath. He knows nothing about morality. “On Friday, it was announced that we added another 304,000 jobs last month alone -- almost double what was expected. An economic miracle is taking place in the United States -- and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigations.” The Cretin is taking a lot of credit for his “economic miracle”, which was put into play by President Obama following Bush’s economic failure. The Cretin stepped into the economic miracle he is taking credit for. He then went on to believe that “ridiculous partisan investigations or foolish wars” would put an end to the “economic miracle”. The Mueller investigation, the war in Syria, the occupations of Afghanistan, and Iraq hasn’t affected the economic miracle. So, what is he talking about? “We have unleashed a revolution in American energy -- the United States is now the number one producer of oil and natural gas in the world. And now, for the first time in 65 years, we are a net exporter of energy.” And, as a result we have a serious climate change problem, soil pollution, and toxic waterways, and a major health crisis resulting from these environmental concerns. A real “economic miracle” would be a significant investment in wind, solar and thermal energy production. Such investment would alter the world, for the better, forever. This would be a massive boom for job creation and job training. But no, The Cretin continues to boast about oil and gas extraction. “My Administration has cut more regulations in a short time than any other administration during its entire tenure. Companies are coming back to our country in large numbers thanks to historic reductions in taxes and regulations.” Yes, cutting regulations has cause an increase in toxic pollutants back into our environment, and cutting taxes has increased our national debt so the richest among us can invest in offshore tax shelters and tax havens. And finally, The Cretin said, “Our most thrilling achievements are still ahead.” How true, Donnie. Your potentially successful impeachment, and possible criminal indictment by the New York attorneys general would be a thrilling achievement.

    Because The Cretin didn’t fall off the Trumpty Dumpty wall and crack open, his audience of knuckle clinchers felt relieved and said, “Great speech.” He read without tantrums or outbursts, or a “Cofefe” moment. Now that is an accomplishment. Give the guy a bowl of Fish crackers.

    He told us he wants family leave. He wants to eradicate AIDS. He wants to fund $500M of cancer research over 10 years, which comes to $50M per year. HUH? Did he know what his pea sized brain actually said? During the 2008 Second Depression, the bankers paid themselves $50B in bonuses resulting from Lil’Boy Bush’s banksta bailout!!!!!

    He wants money for infrastructure. Well, he gave it away during his tax cut for the rich.

    There was no beef in the SOTU, only the label on the empty packages. He has no plan. He offered no way to get these empty ideas. This is because Trump is an empty suit. He has nothing to offer. He’s a grifter—a con artist. A swindler by nature!

    He’s being investigated to see if foreign agents met with him or his inauguration committee and if foreign agents gave money to this inauguration committee; and, if there was money laundering transactions in his tax returns; and, if Russians and his team were working to influence our democracy; and, if Trump, or anyone he affiliated with, engaged in witness tampering.

    If this White Nationalist Party, once known as Republicans, believes that if a Democratic president had engaged in the same frightfully dirty laundry list of legal and constitutional violations and concerns as we are seeing with Trump, then wouldn’t they, too, be pursuing their constitutional investigative duties to find the truth, and possibly move toward impeachment? If the answer is no, then I have a crushed MAGA hat to sell them.

Trump Hit The State Of The Union Wall

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The Grifter-in-Chief hit into his wall as he addressed the Congress and American people during his State of the Disunion. Reading the transcript of The Cretin’s teleprompter reporting, one was left wondering who the f**k is this fool?

    The Fool said, “We must reject the politics of revenge, resistance, and retribution---and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise and the common good.” Words without meaning. The Cretin has done nothing but engage in the very actions and behaviors that he fantasizes we as a nation should embrace. The Fool does not know how to perform in the way he professes.

    “We must choose between greatness or gridlock, results or resistance, vision or vengeance, incredible progress or pointless destruction.” Trump is the gridlock president by allowing McConnell to block anything Democrats bring forth to the floor of the Senate. What is Trump’s vision? It is to make the rich even richer, embrace authoritarians, give permission to kill journalists, abandon anything that would begin to clean our air, our water, our soils, and our climate. This Fool is full of vengeance. He talked incessantly about Robert Mueller’s witch hunt against him. He spoke repeatedly that “I have no deals with Russia. I have nothing to do with Russia” while a video has been brought forth proving otherwise. This video shows Trump in Russia in 1996 or 1997 trying to make a deal with a Russian developer to build a underground mall in Moscow. He repeatedly kills any action that Obama wrote to make American lives better, such as the ACA. Trump has been the destructive president. He imprisoned and separated many undocumented families and children. He walked away from international efforts to curb climate change. He stepped toward an arms race with Russia. He took monies targeted for infrastructure improvements and molded it into a tax cut for the rich.

    The Idiot called for a wall, yet failed to mention that a “yuuge” bust of heroin was apprehended at the Port of the Everglades, which was being smuggled in by boat. The Coast Guard commandeered several boats full of drugs with a street value of around $700M. A wall would have made no difference. What made a difference was security technology, and professionals to do the job. It had nothing to do with a big truck taking a left or a right at the border and bringing drugs across the desert.

    The Idiot-in-Chief went on to say, “As a candidate for president, I pledged a new approach.” And, what new approach did he bring forth? It has been a vengeful, hateful, angry, incompetent, and a pointless destructive approach. He actually believes that he has been the savior to America’s safety from the bad men around the world, such as Kim Jong Un. He believes that it is HE that has prevented our country from entering into deep in a war with North Korea. This guy has anointed himself as the King of Delusion. The tensions between N.K. and U.S. before he haplessly fell into the W.H. were not even close to a war.

    “Both parties should be able to unite for a great rebuilding of America’s crumbling infrastructure.” He stole infrastructure monies and passed in on to the rich in the form of a tax cut.

   “It is unacceptable that Americans pay vastly more than people in other countries for the exact same drugs, often made in the exact same place. This is wrong, unfair, and together we can stop it.” Hey Cretin, when the f**k are YOU going to do something about it? We have been waiting. Where is your plan? Where is YOUR party—the White Nationalist Party—in solving this problem, which you claim was one of your presidential promises? It is nowhere! The economist Dean Baker’s solution is for the government, the American people, to own all the drug patents, since we already give billions of dollars to these drug companies in the form of funding for research and testing, through the National Institute of Health, and grants to universities and research hospitals. If we owned the patents, then the drug company’s costs would be much lower as they would only be the manufacturer of the drugs. The ReCons run away from this solution. If they reject this solution, then what is their solution?

    The Grifter-in-Chief failed to talk about many serious issues, such as climate change, voter rights, campaign reform, HIS shutdown, and reforming gun laws. All he did was read a speech written for him in order for him to try and appear to be presidential.

Exploring Trump's Executive Time

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    Has anyone noticed that the president no longer waves at the cameras as he boards his plane or when walking back into the White House? It appears he is fisting his hand instead of a wave. His arm is only lifted half way with a fisted hand. Is this The Cretin’s form of signaling his base in some sort of White Nationalism fisted power message?

   It has been reported that it takes a lot of preparation for the president to be seen in the “emperor’s clothes” prior to such a photo shoot.

    Dana Milbank reported in his Washington Post piece, “Rejoice! The president is doing nothing.” What he is doing is sitting in his beauty salon getting coiffured everyday. This is part of his daily “Executive Time”. 60% of his Executive Time is spent in a variety locations, such as the Oval Office daycare center watching videos, playing on his cellphone, chatting with friends, such as Chris Christie, pretending to read, playing with his favorite action figures, such as Kim, and Putin, time at his Wall Building Lego Table, and having snack time, when not getting coiffured.

    Dana Milbank outlined the president’s beauty salon Executive Time. Here is how it goes. It was reported that The Cretin spent 297 hours in Executive Time over the last 12 weeks, and only 77 hours engaged is performing some sort of presidential activities. When he is engaged in an actual presidential meeting, it would last as long as 45 minutes and as little as 15 minutes. Due to his limited attention span, and need to watch T.V., he doesn’t tolerate much Presidential Time.

 

 Dana Milbank hypothesizes what Trump’s coiffure time looks like.

·  8 a.m.: Hair washing (30 minutes)

·  8:30 a.m.: Hair drying (60 minutes)

·  9:30 a.m.: Hair combing and spraying (30minutes)

·  10 a.m.: Skin oranging (4 hours)

·  Noon time: Lunch (1 hour)

·  2 p.m.: Makeup application (30 minutes)

·  2:30 p.m.: Photo shoot (fisting salutes included)

·  5:00 p.m.: T.V. time

·  7:00 p.m.: Dinner. Workday over.

·  8:30 p.m.: Wrap up meeting (Max 45 minutes)

    One might consider that after 9:30 p.m, the president goes back to his Oval Office daycare center to play with his toys, read his Magic 8 Ball planning out his presidential actions guided by the toy’s responses, and getting bedtime snack time with KellyAnn.

    I guess we all should be happy that The Cretin does not spend much time each day acting as a real president. We are learning weekly that this moron is not capable of performing as a real president.

    Now this moron has Tweeted that if his wall doesn’t get built, then just maybe he will authorize a human wall. A wall made up of military personnel. Does this idiot realize what he is saying? Has he thought through the breadth of this statement? Has he thought about feeding, housing, security, and basing soldiers occupying the southern border? Maybe he asked his Magic 8 Ball national security advisor the question, “Should I send soldiers to the southern border if I don’t get my wall?” The Ball responds with the word, “Yes”.  Then The Cretin tells his secretaries what the Ball told him to do. Well folks, this is our president. The day in the life of The Cretin-in-Chief.

Trump Is A Willful Ignoranus

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The intelligence community has basically called out the president as a moron- a willful ignoramus. The $81B per year intelligence community that constructs intelligence assessments for The Cretin has spoken up after being chastised over and over again. They are saying he has a stubborn disregard for their reporting assessments.

    They say The Cretin has the attention span of a 2x4. He needs charts, written information no longer than 2-3 sentences, 3D models of what is being discussed gathered from satellite images of significant foreign sites, and that everything must be made simple and short. He is a “yuuge” dumbass!

    He is surrounded by people who work hard at studying, analyzing, dissecting, discussed and reporting on delicate international and domestic security threats and concerns that threaten the globe; yet, he doesn’t pay too much attention.

    The Cretin has his own small-minded opinions based on absolutely no facts. He tantrums when the security assessments contradict his delusional opinions not rooted in fact. No doubt, he uses his Magic 8 Ball toy to solve the world’s problems. For example, “Is Kim Jong Un going to give up his nuclear weapons” he might ask. The Ball when turned over, it might tell him, “Yes”. On the other hand, Donnie might ask his Magic 8 Ball national security advisor, “Will I get my big, beautiful wall?” The answer may anger him if it says, “Ask me later!” At that point, he might take his toys and go back to his room.

    There is information leaking out that Trump doesn’t know what are actual countries and what are territories of those countries. When addressing international affairs the Moron-in-Chief asks, “if the people are nice and are the beaches good.” [Time. John Walcott. “Willful Ignorance.”] He might be getting his answers of current affairs by going into Mike Pence’s time machine and head back to a 1950 World Almanac library bookshelf.

    The Cretin’s personal secretary believes that this willfully ignorant president to be working harder for all of us than any other president in history! His 28 year old personal secretary, Madeline Westerhout, must be drinking some very intoxicating POTUS Kool-Aid. From where Americans are sitting, we do believe Trump is doing very little and what he is actually doing is harming the country. What he is doing is spending a great deal of time at Mar-A-Lago playing golf, acting-the-fool, brown nosing with authoritarians, lying over and over again, and making horribly bad decisions that negatively impact middle income Americans.

   Ms. Westerhout may need to study her history of past American presidents and the decisions they had to make for the country. When she does this she will understand that this POTUS is a moron.

Trump said, "What Wall?"

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The dumbass in the White House, has been telling Americans that the southern border needs a big, beautiful, strong wall to keep drugs from invading the country. The fact is that 80% of the drugs are NOT crossing over the desert by foot but by vehicle across official border checkpoints, where the latest fentanyl bust was detected using scanners and patrol guards who apprehended the load.

    The insistence by our moronic man-child president who believes that the only solution to drugs is a “yuuge” wall, is just another creation he built out of his Legos in his playroom. It was overheard, “My Lego wall is so big and strong. Walls work. I built it. My brain is just uh…so big.”  How may more lies and pontificated fantasies do we have to endure from The Cretin? He keeps insisting on building an omage to himself—a steel and concrete Mt. Trumpmore; yet as we have repeatedly seen his obsession for a wall doesn’t work to solve the border problems he describes. But, what works is the Democrat’s solution for updated border security checkpoint technologies and more border checkpoint professionals, as well as securing the barrier wherever needed.

    Sadly, we have a lizard den full of Mitch McConnell clones of slithering, aging vipers that lock step to the vile song written by Trump to perpetuate his failing autocratic agenda.

Trump-The Dumb Grifter-in-Chief

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The Grifter-in-Chief and his New York grifter family are being sued for being a family of con-artists and fraudster. Their interconnected relationship with a snake oil company called ACN Inc had taken millions of dollars from people who were falsely guaranteed that their marketing “investment” in this rip-off con game would reap large returns. These “Pimps” found
“Marks” that were willing to fork up tens of thousands of dollars were signed up in order to get scammed. The Trump slogan should be, “Everybody’s Goin’ To Get Scammed.” The Cretin used his status as the head-scammer on the Celebrity Apprentice to promote his bogus ventures.

    The Grifter family, from 2005-2015, was seen in photo shoots, social media posts, and, no doubt, connected with the co-founders of ACN to design their scam. One of their products that their believed was so cutting edge in the tech world would flock people from everywhere to get on board with their lame product scam. It was a desktop videophone that would connect peer-to-peer video chats with ACN customers only. Why would anyone want this piece of crap? Was this some sort of joke? A limited videophone system? I guess they did not expect Skype or smartphone technologies to out-smart their dumbass product.

    The Grifter family attorney petitioned the U.S. District Judge to dismiss the lawsuit. Good luck! The Grifter family is being accused of “[C]oncocting a further scheme to use the rehabilitated Trump brand, their national celebrity, and their platform, as well as their casual willingness to make false and misleading statements, to defraud consumers who were inspired by Trump’s apparent wealth and success.” (Quoted from Erik Larson’s Bloomberg story, 2-1-19).

    The court case can be found as “Doe v. The Trump Corp., 18-cv-09936, U.S. District Court, Southern District of New York (Manhattan).

    The Cretin’s Grifter Klan is deeply immersed in lies, misstatements, and fake information over and over again. Their con games date back to Big Daddy Freddie Trump when he conned, along with Donnie and his brother, to create a supply and maintenance company to manipulate their corporate balance sheet in order to con state and local taxing bodies, as well as to increase rents. (See All County Building Supply and Maintenance.) There are examples of The Little Cretin grifters shilling their brand name, Trump, to investors looking to buy into construction projects that will display the Trump name only to later find out that their investment failed to reap the benefit they were allegedly conned into believing would produce.

    This is how the Grifter Family operates. They don’t do business in any other way but through conning their Marks. The Cretin was ushered into the White House by conning the American people. The White Nationalist party is part of this con game, as well. Mitch McConnell, the big lizard in the party, is fully on board with The Cretin’s grifting con game plan. Democracy is NOT part of their vision, any longer. The damage done to his country is unprecedented. They have no desire to find the truth. They have no desire to unfold the relationship between Putin and Trump and his Brownshirts. They have no desire to see the tax returns.

    Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer have the nation’s best interest at heart. The White Nationalist Party does not, any longer.