The Trumpty Dumpty Report
The
intelligence community has basically called out the president as a moron- a
willful ignoramus. The $81B per year intelligence community that constructs
intelligence assessments for The Cretin has spoken up after being chastised
over and over again. They are saying he has a stubborn disregard for their
reporting assessments.
They say The Cretin has the
attention span of a 2x4. He needs charts, written information no longer than
2-3 sentences, 3D models of what is being discussed gathered from satellite
images of significant foreign sites, and that everything must be made simple
and short. He is a “yuuge” dumbass!
He is surrounded by people
who work hard at studying, analyzing, dissecting, discussed and reporting on
delicate international and domestic security threats and concerns that threaten
the globe; yet, he doesn’t pay too much attention.
The Cretin has his own
small-minded opinions based on absolutely no facts. He tantrums when the
security assessments contradict his delusional opinions not rooted in fact. No
doubt, he uses his Magic 8 Ball toy to solve the world’s problems. For example,
“Is Kim Jong Un going to give up his nuclear weapons” he might ask. The Ball
when turned over, it might tell him, “Yes”. On the other hand, Donnie might ask
his Magic 8 Ball national security advisor, “Will I get my big, beautiful
wall?” The answer may anger him if it says, “Ask me later!” At that point, he
might take his toys and go back to his room.
There is information
leaking out that Trump doesn’t know what are actual countries and what are
territories of those countries. When addressing international affairs the
Moron-in-Chief asks, “if the people are nice and are the beaches good.” [Time.
John Walcott. “Willful Ignorance.”] He might be getting his answers of current
affairs by going into Mike Pence’s time machine and head back to a 1950 World
Almanac library bookshelf.
The Cretin’s personal
secretary believes that this willfully ignorant president to be working harder
for all of us than any other president in history! His 28 year old personal
secretary, Madeline Westerhout, must be drinking some very intoxicating POTUS
Kool-Aid. From where Americans are sitting, we do believe Trump is doing very
little and what he is actually doing is harming the country. What he is doing
is spending a great deal of time at Mar-A-Lago playing golf, acting-the-fool,
brown nosing with authoritarians, lying over and over again, and making
horribly bad decisions that negatively impact middle income Americans.
Ms. Westerhout may need to study
her history of past American presidents and the decisions they had to make for
the country. When she does this she will understand that this POTUS is a moron.
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