Tuesday, January 8, 2019

The Border Wall Fight Goes On

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     “It’s a national emergency! It’s a national emergency!! Give me my wall or I will get it by hook or by crook, and if not, I will blow the house down! IT’S A VERY DANGEROUS SOUTHERN BORDER!” This is the methodology created by our President Man-Baby. Since Mexico isn’t paying for it; since Nancy and Chuck aren’t paying for it; Since his Go-Fund-Me site had to be taken down, he will tap into the military’s budget in order to grab the billions of dollars needed for his southern border phallic symbol. “Make it big. Make it long. Make it strong. Make it forever lasting, just like those Post Office stamps,” The Cretin was overheard saying as he roamed the halls of the White House.
   So, the Man-Baby in the Oval Office is considering the line item in the military budget called Section 2808, which allows for military construction projects, not already authorized by law to support the troops deployed in a national emergency requiring the use of armed forces.
    This act of desperation by The Cretin to get his $5.7B for his steel phallic symbol along the southern border seems so dangerous and unethical. Tapping into the military budget where funds are held for a true national emergency where soldier’s lives are at risk wherever they are deployed, seems an overreach of presidential powers.
    Out of the nearly 2000 miles of southern border, there is 654 miles of existing border fencing. 34-percent of this near 2000 miles either has a wall or a fence. Portions of this vast distance has valleys, mountains, rivers and large distances of privately held acreages of land may not accessible or feasible for a border wall. In order to build Trump’s phallic installations, the government would have to take this land through eminent domain. This requires a negotiation and a subsequent payment for the land.
    Along the southern border what does exist and already works are border officers patrolling the land in a militarized fashion, along with drones and electronic surveillance technologies to support their control of the border. So, The Cretin is too busy grabbing himself in hopes of fulfilling his need for a big, huge, beautiful wall.
    The majority of the nation does not support The Cretin’s hard-on for his border wall because what the country is doing to manage immigration and border control is enough. What is likely needed is the $1.3B allocation to upgrade and repair wall and fencing structures that need it and to add border officers and technologies where required.
    It was reported by George Packer, in The Atlantic article titled “The Suicide of a Great Democracy”, “During the Civil War, the government never shut down—not even when the capital was threatened by Confederate troops. A shutdown would have undermined the foundation of Lincoln’s cause, which was the ability of free people to rule themselves.”
    This commitment for a stable and competent White House, and the need for levelheaded leadership apparently is not a chapter in The Cretin’s Presidential Playbook. Either those pages were torn out or the words written were too difficult for the Moron-in-Chief to read and comprehend.

   No doubt, The Cretin believes that he needs his own Mount Rushmore and apparently it comes in the form of steel slats along the southern border. Will he have his image emblazoned upon each section of wall? Will he sign each slat with an engraving pen? And, when he is old and frail, will he travel to the southern border with his great grandchildren to show them what his feeble and chaotic legacy amounted to during his brief and failed time in the White House? This is probably what he is thinking as he pursues his wall by any means possible. 

Monday, January 7, 2019

Trump Channels Dick Cheney

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    The Cretin administration has channeled the Cheney administration. Cheney used raw intelligence to attack Iraq. He used rumors, assumptions, lies, and any piece of crap that he could stick on the white board to justify the invasion of Iraq. The Endless War that Little Boy Bush allowed Cheney to begin. There were no WMDs, no Yellow Cake, no functional chemical weapons. Nothing was there. The invasion was a waste of blood and treasure. Cheney was as evil as one can be and little Boy Bush was one of the dumbest fools that ever stepped foot into the White House. He agreed to give his power of the presidency over to Cheney. Bush invaded Iraq as a vengeful act against Saddam because Saddam threatened Big Daddy Bush when he was president. Lil’Boy killed innocent Iraqis, our soldiers, and wounded tens of thousands from both sides just because of a hollow threat made years earlier. Lies were made to justify what ended up being our Endless War.
    The Cretin continues his lies as he claims that terrorists are crossing over the southern border. “It’s a national security problem. Bad. Bad people. Murderers. Killers. Job killers. So easy to cross from Mexico. So easy. They drive right in. Make a left. It’s not going to happen. I’ll send ships to the border. Battle destroyers. Aircrap carriers. I will send them to the border if I have to!!! I AM the Comrade-in-Chief. I wear one of those jackets like Bush did on that big, really big boat when he said, “Mission accomplished.”
    Now The Cretin is doing the same thing with the southern border. Sarah -Joseph Goebbels- Sanders is lying to the American people about immigrants who are crossing the borders are committing crimes. She claims that around 4000 immigrants are committing crimes once entering the country. She and Cretin are lying just as Cheney lied. Propaganda is evil when our government dishes it out to get their way. These evil people will do anything to build their wasteful $5B concrete or steel slat wall. “Steel slats good. I like steel slats. We can look through them and give those looking through a big, really big, huge smiles. MAGA smiles,” Trump was overheard saying.
    HLS secretary Nielsen is calling people stopped at the border, “special-interest aliens”. She has used raw, bullshit intelligence claiming “the intel community has identified are of concern.”
    Chris Wallace told Goebbels-Sanders in an interview that the State department reported that there is “no evidence” of terrorists crossing the border with Mexico.
    She said on Fox, “We know that roughly, nearly 4000 known or suspected terrorists come into the country illegally, and we know that our most vulnerable point of entry is at our southern border.” She repeated this lie on Fox and Friends, the administration’s propaganda broadcast media source.
    Chris Wallace confronted Goebbels-Sanders when he asked, “Do you know where those 4000 people come [from], where they’re captured? Airports.”
    The Department of Justice and the Department of Homeland Security reported that 2554 people on the FBI’s terrorist screening list were stopped trying to enter the U.S. in fiscal year 2017. The report says that 2170 people were trying to enter the country through airports, and 49 were trying to enter by boat. Also, 335 people tried to enter by land. This data is the most current data collected by the above agencies to date. Finally, there has been no reason to believe that terrorists have attempted to enter the country via a Mexico point of entry or by another way, as reported by the State department back in September 2018.
    The State department report said, “ At year’s end there was no credible evidence indicating that international terrorist groups have established bases in Mexico, working with Mexican drug cartels, or sent operatives via Mexico into the United States. Terrorist groups likely seek other means of trying to enter the United States.”
   The Cretin and his Putzy Putz Pence both try to claim otherwise. The Putz has claimed that law enforcement has captured more than 10 supposed terrorists each and every day throughout the past year crossing our southern Mexico border.
    What is happening is proof that the White Nationalist Party, formerly known as Republicans, cannot win elections, or get their agenda passed through Congress and supported by a majority of the American people unless they lie and cheat and use State television, i.e., FOX News to sell their positions. We are seeing a repeat of the Cheney playbook, which appears to have been handed off to The Cretin administration. This is scary stuff. What is next?
    Wall Street is cautious right now, but look out. A far reaching collapse could be around the corner. This administration has no self control. China reared its ugly military head against Taiwan. War maybe in the making against Taiwan. What will Donnie Demented do about it? Will there be a knee jerk reaction, or will there be an effort to establish an “intervention” to calm the tensions. Unfortunately, The Cretin does not have anyone competent in his administration to handle such a serious conflict.

    There are no “grown ups” in the White House day care center. We should all be watchful right now. White Nationalists can win elections, but they are incapable of governing. 

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Subjugation-Trump's American Policy

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The Cretin is saying that the shutdown could be lasting months, or even, years, even though he hopes it doesn’t happen. That’s right Donnie. Donnie Demon doesn’t care about working people. He only cares about his fragile man-child ego. “I want my really, really big and bestest wall. I want it now. Big. Huge. Huge. Big. Tall. White Wall. Big wall. WALL. WALL. WALL!” “I want Sid and Nancy to be-best. Give me my wall!”
    He met with Democrats to find agreement on the shutdown. Cretin said, “Good, Great. Big. Small meeting.” In other words, he had no plan to negotiate an agreement. He’s wasting America’s time.
    The DOW-market rose 800 points but later in the day, Friday, the day after a big drop, it settled at 746 points. The why could be related to a growth in wages and drop in unemployment, although the economy was on that trajectory since the Great Recession began to recover; but the real reason has more to do with the wealthy traders who sold when their stocks hit a high point, then bought when it fell. And then, on the next day when it went up over 150 points, they sold taking profits. Yet the market is also reacting to The Cretin’s unstable man-child mind and policies. The rest of us are left screwed because we are not wealthy enough to be day traders manipulating the market for their economic benefit, and are victim to this insane sociopath in the White House.
    The Cretin in the White House has forced a portion of the shutdown workforce to work for free. Subjugation!!!! Now, TSA workers are calling off sick. They are objecting to being made to work for free.
    Such employees are just working stiffs trying to pay bills, tuition, help out a sick or unemployed family member, to list a few of the reasons how these federal workers use their limited income. Income The Cretin has taken from them because of his fragile man-child ego. Congress, and Cretin’s cabinet members continue to receive their pay. Sweet. Right?
    President Donnie Demented doesn’t really care about working people just doing their federal jobs, be it working in our national parks cleaning bathrooms, or patrolling the boundaries; or, as TSA workers protecting air travel; or, air traffic control training facilities making sure the air space is safe, to name a few of the effected jobs.
    The Cretin has this ridiculous belief that his overly expensive wall is the best way to solve the undocumented immigration problem.
    Instead of using the difference between Cretin’s price tag for the wall and the Democrat’s realistic spending offer for the wall for a better purpose, he chooses not to take the sensible offer.
    The Cretin is stomping his feet, throwing another one of his tantrums by trying to say that because he hasn’t gotten his $5B wall, he now feels it is a national emergency. Hit the deck kids!! Hide under your desks. Find a broom closet and hunker down until it passes. Turn your radio dial to FEMA's emergency broadcast system!! Do it now!! IT may already be too late! 
    He believes that a $1.3B wall budget amounts to a national emergency, while a $5B does not. This has to be one of the most flagrant abuses of presidential powers, as he begins the new year. Just a few days in and this is how it starts. Look out everyone. 2019 will be a tumultuous and, possibly disastrous, year. And, Robert Mueller hasn't even published his report.
    Regarding declaring the wall budget dispute a national emergency, Cretin’s lackey said, “Depending on the severity of crisis it’s always been an option. Now that things are getting worse, we are looking at how that could be operationalized and used to confront the crisis.” This "crisis" is all of the Cretin’s doing. He is subjugating American’s working stiffs. It’s that simple Mr. Moron Lackey for the Cretin!
    Cretin said, “We can call a national emergency because of the security of our country.” What the heck does that mean, anyway? Another incoherent, fragmented thought formed into a sentence. He must of been playing with Silly Putty at the time and was confused which was more important--thinking and talking, or squeezing and stretching. The Cretin once said of himself, “I have a really big, smart, uh…..brain.”

    A difference between budget proposals is all about “the security of our country”? What is clear, the emergency is the harm being subjugated upon the working people suffering from Trump’s government shutdown. The real national emergency is that the Moron-in-Chief is STILL living in the White House and pretending to be the president. As this moron often says, “SAD! SAD!”

Friday, January 4, 2019

Trump Has Failed To Deliver To Working People

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    The Cretin told us that the reason why Russia went into Afghanistan was because Afghani Taliban terrorists were attacking within Russia. But the fact is The Cretin was spreading more fake news from his orange and pouty mouth. He has lived in a world of lies that he has absolutely no idea what is truth and how to unravel raw information in order to find the truth within. Or, to understand that what he is fed by FOX News is nothing but bullshit to feed his limited intelligence,      
    Russia went into Afghanistan because they feared U.S. influence. That’s how the quagmire began. And now, Cretin has his own quagmire that is raining upon him.
    The new year is hailing upon working class Americans, especially those who are trying very hard to save for retirement, but, as we have watched for the past two years, President Donnie Demon has spent his time destroying the financial futures of working Americans. President Demented is a traitor to his pledge to make life better for his populist supporters who chose the Cretin over Bernie Sanders.
    Wall Street dropped another 665 points on Thursday. Is this what the MAGA hat wearing supporters voted for?
    Another anti-American act performed by The Cretin is his holding back $16B in disaster relief and natural disaster relief, which was passed by Congress in 2017. It’s to be used to build protective infrastructure against hurricanes, floods, and other catastrophes.
    Cretin was supposed to set up a policy 11 months ago to establish guidelines for state officials to apply for the money.
His Dumbass HUD secretary Ben Carson doesn’t seem to see the urgency for the release of these funds that could go to help the people living in places affected by a disaster, such as Puerto Rico, Texas, Louisiana and all points elsewhere.
    Retirees, unfortunately, have to choose between medicine and other life’s essentials. And now, the federal workers suffering during this shutdown, also, have to make similar choices. Therefore, The Cretin has done real damage to working Americans, the very Americans who trusted him to work on their behalf.

   This incompetent, corrupt man-child living in the White House lied to every single working stiff. His life has been nothing but a lie. His true nature is that of a grifter out to cheat anyone he can. This is the story of the Cretin and his lizard family and how they see building relationships they make around the world.

Thursday, January 3, 2019

The Partial Shutdown Continues

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    President Donnie Demented continues with his government shutdown. “I want my wall!!! I want my wall!” HE was heard chanting while dragging his MAGA red blankie around the White House. HE also was heard chanting, “I will wait. As long as it takes. I will wait. As long as it takes.”
    This shutdown occurred while the White Nationalist Party, once known as Republicans, were the majority of both chambers of Congress. This shutdown is a result of the White Nationalists failure to pass what The Cretin demanded. It now continues as the Democrats take control of the House.
    This shutdown is causing a halt to District Courts around the country effecting cases going before the courts. Contractors that are working for the government are shut out, as well. The national parks are being overrun by users who are vandalizing the park’s assets, and in some cases destroying the environment, overusing non-maintained bathrooms; home and business loans connected to government funds sources are temporarily stopped; the FAA’s air traffic controller training center is closed now, and much more could be illustrated. The list can go on and on describing the harmful results of this shutdown.
    The entire effect has a damaging and cascading result, which will negatively impact the economy to the price of around $24 million in just a short time. The losses to the private sector will have a domino effect to the economy. For example, small towns surrounding the national parks will see a shutdown, as well. The damage to the economy will not see an up-ticked recovery once the shutdown ends. The shutdown does permanent damage. The Cretin has pissed on all these working class people because he is NOT getting his big, beautiful wall.
    The Democrats have agreed to allocate $1.5B for this ridiculous wall, which Mexico was supposed to pay for according to The Cretin. The Cretin is demanding $5B.
    “There are rapists and bad, bad people coming over the border”, railed The Cretin. Unfortunately, this claim is his fake news. The Cretin is the King of Fake News. Donnie’s assessment of the negotiations taxed his brain when he said, “It could be a long time, or it be quickly.” WOW!! That was a very thoughtfully formulated answer to the question, “Mr. President, how long will this shutdown last?”
    Chuck Schumer asked the president, “Give me one good reason why you should continue your shutdown. He could not give one good reason.” An anonymous White House person said, “The president does not want to look foolish by giving into a lower amount of money for his border wall.”
    One of The Cretin’s answers to the question Chuck Schumer asked him was directed toward Nancy Pelosi. He said, through one of his lackeys to Pelosi, as a “good Catholic, she should support the wall because Vatican City has a wall.” Was this the best answer he could come up with? I guess he has never asked anyone about the Vatican City wall. The wall has many entrances and exits to the City. There is free movement throughout the wall openings.
     The Cretin was heard yelling at one of his lackeys, “Since, I have a wall around my Mar-A-Lago, Chuck and Nancy should give me a wall around MY southern border. I need a big, beautiful wall to keep out THOSE PEOPLE.”

    It appears The Cretin is not about to negotiate with the Democrats. I guess he never actually wrote or practiced the principles written in the book that has his name on, “The Art Of The Deal”.


Wednesday, January 2, 2019

2019 Prediction- Trump Will Be GONE!!

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The Hill publication, that can be read on-line, is predicting great news, which is that stupid MAGA ball cap will get knocked off the head of America’s number one imbecile—President Donnie Demented. Their prediction is that the Cretin-in-Chief will be gone sometime in 2019. The icing on the Cheeto Head cake is that Melania will be humiliatingly told to leave, too, and to take her fashion line of “I Don’t Care. Do You?” jackets with her.
    Also, the entire Cretin Klan will be moving back to Manhattan so they can resume their lying and cheating grifter-style real estate scams for all to see. They cannot live in the shadowed protection racket of New York tabloids any longer.
    The Southern District of New York attorneys general will be busy investigating the Cretin’s family business organization, as Robert Mueller pulls a Sabre Tooth tiger out of his hat unleashing it upon Donnie the Demented. As it rips flesh from his body of flab shredding off his red tie probably given to him by Vladimir Putin, his congressional White Nationalists, formerly known as Republicans, will be running for the hills distancing themselves from Mueller’s terminal diagnosis.
    The Hill predicts that the puss filled flesh wounds will expose deep, and festering indictments revealing, among other charges, that Trump sold himself to the highest bidders from Russia, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and any or all autocratic dictators who would be willing to donate laundered cash to his campaign for future favors once he moved into the Oval Office’s Day Care Center.
    One question arises, which is does Trump really have any money of his own or is his cash flow fully dependent on foreign autocrats funneling him money? Was the $66 million he claims to have contributed to his own campaign, his money or did it come from a foreign autocrat he “Grifted”?
    The Hill believes Mueller’s report will be more damning than anyone would have thought. They also are worried that the economy will be showing further instability and erosion, along with it affecting the global economy damaging it, as well.
    The average wage earner is wondering what the heck happened to that “huge and biggest tax cut ever” passed by the White Nationalist congress and their Cretin leader?
    Oh yeah!!! It bought you a new set of snow tires that you’ll likely need as this winter’s climate change snowfall will dump upon your early morning commute or your slog back home. Just remember, the Cretin probably does not have a driver’s license. He likely never drives himself anywhere. His chauffeured limo takes him everywhere not like the poor slobs who got his tax cut Christmas gift of a couple new snow tires. He expects you to bow down and kiss his ring while saying, “Thank you Godfather. Thank you for the measly tax cut.”
    If we all got a dollar for every lie this Cretin spoke over the last two years, our retirement savings would be getting a real boost.
    Let’s all plan on a “De-Inauguration” rally and party in Washington, DC when the Cretin and his Lizard family have packed up the U-Haul trucks as they are rushed outta town. At that point, as we line Pennsylvania Ave., waving the MAGA hat will have real relevance.

    I CAN’T WAIT!!!

Tuesday, January 1, 2019

In 2018, Trump Lied On Average 15 Times Per Day!!!

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    President Donnie Demented started Tweet railing on New Years Eve believing that former President Obama had a huge, really, really big wall all around his Washington, DC home. “Obama has a big wall around his mansion, so why don’t those Democrats give me a really, really big concrete wall when I want one? Sad. Very sad!! Unfair! Unfair! There is a 10-foot wall in front, back and sides of his house.”
    “There’s a fence that goes along the front of the house, but it’s the same as what the other neighbors have. It’s tastefully done. There’s no 10-foot wall”, as stated by an Obama neighbor.
    It was overheard that Trump’s Mar-A-Lago resort has a concrete wall and fence around the resort, “so why does he have to lie, again, about Barack Obama? He’ll say any lie in order to attempt to get his way”, as was said by someone on the street.

    Trump lied on average 15 times per day during 2018.
   
    Cretin complains that Democrats had previously voted on border security and a wall, but in fact, in 2006, Democrats voted for The Secure Fence Act of 2006, which allowed for 700 miles of fencing along the border and the doubling of the number of border agents. In addition, it cleared a pathway for 11 million undocumented immigrants already living in the United States who are seeking citizenship.

   President Donnie Demented appears to begin his new year full of lies, and distortions of reality. Maybe he will break his 15 lies per day record. The New York and Jersey bookies are saying he will.