Trump Has Failed To Deliver To Working People

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    The Cretin told us that the reason why Russia went into Afghanistan was because Afghani Taliban terrorists were attacking within Russia. But the fact is The Cretin was spreading more fake news from his orange and pouty mouth. He has lived in a world of lies that he has absolutely no idea what is truth and how to unravel raw information in order to find the truth within. Or, to understand that what he is fed by FOX News is nothing but bullshit to feed his limited intelligence,      

    Russia went into Afghanistan because they feared U.S. influence. That’s how the quagmire began. And now, Cretin has his own quagmire that is raining upon him.

    The new year is hailing upon working class Americans, especially those who are trying very hard to save for retirement, but, as we have watched for the past two years, President Donnie Demon has spent his time destroying the financial futures of working Americans. President Demented is a traitor to his pledge to make life better for his populist supporters who chose the Cretin over Bernie Sanders.

    Wall Street dropped another 665 points on Thursday. Is this what the MAGA hat wearing supporters voted for?

    Another anti-American act performed by The Cretin is his holding back $16B in disaster relief and natural disaster relief, which was passed by Congress in 2017. It’s to be used to build protective infrastructure against hurricanes, floods, and other catastrophes.

    Cretin was supposed to set up a policy 11 months ago to establish guidelines for state officials to apply for the money.

His Dumbass HUD secretary Ben Carson doesn’t seem to see the urgency for the release of these funds that could go to help the people living in places affected by a disaster, such as Puerto Rico, Texas, Louisiana and all points elsewhere.

    Retirees, unfortunately, have to choose between medicine and other life’s essentials. And now, the federal workers suffering during this shutdown, also, have to make similar choices. Therefore, The Cretin has done real damage to working Americans, the very Americans who trusted him to work on their behalf.

   This incompetent, corrupt man-child living in the White House lied to every single working stiff. His life has been nothing but a lie. His true nature is that of a grifter out to cheat anyone he can. This is the story of the Cretin and his lizard family and how they see building relationships they make around the world.

The Partial Shutdown Continues

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    President Donnie Demented continues with his government shutdown. “I want my wall!!! I want my wall!” HE was heard chanting while dragging his MAGA red blankie around the White House. HE also was heard chanting, “I will wait. As long as it takes. I will wait. As long as it takes.”

    This shutdown occurred while the White Nationalist Party, once known as Republicans, were the majority of both chambers of Congress. This shutdown is a result of the White Nationalists failure to pass what The Cretin demanded. It now continues as the Democrats take control of the House.

    This shutdown is causing a halt to District Courts around the country effecting cases going before the courts. Contractors that are working for the government are shut out, as well. The national parks are being overrun by users who are vandalizing the park’s assets, and in some cases destroying the environment, overusing non-maintained bathrooms; home and business loans connected to government funds sources are temporarily stopped; the FAA’s air traffic controller training center is closed now, and much more could be illustrated. The list can go on and on describing the harmful results of this shutdown.

    The entire effect has a damaging and cascading result, which will negatively impact the economy to the price of around $24 million in just a short time. The losses to the private sector will have a domino effect to the economy. For example, small towns surrounding the national parks will see a shutdown, as well. The damage to the economy will not see an up-ticked recovery once the shutdown ends. The shutdown does permanent damage. The Cretin has pissed on all these working class people because he is NOT getting his big, beautiful wall.

    The Democrats have agreed to allocate $1.5B for this ridiculous wall, which Mexico was supposed to pay for according to The Cretin. The Cretin is demanding $5B.

    “There are rapists and bad, bad people coming over the border”, railed The Cretin. Unfortunately, this claim is his fake news. The Cretin is the King of Fake News. Donnie’s assessment of the negotiations taxed his brain when he said, “It could be a long time, or it be quickly.” WOW!! That was a very thoughtfully formulated answer to the question, “Mr. President, how long will this shutdown last?”

    Chuck Schumer asked the president, “Give me one good reason why you should continue your shutdown. He could not give one good reason.” An anonymous White House person said, “The president does not want to look foolish by giving into a lower amount of money for his border wall.”

    One of The Cretin’s answers to the question Chuck Schumer asked him was directed toward Nancy Pelosi. He said, through one of his lackeys to Pelosi, as a “good Catholic, she should support the wall because Vatican City has a wall.” Was this the best answer he could come up with? I guess he has never asked anyone about the Vatican City wall. The wall has many entrances and exits to the City. There is free movement throughout the wall openings.

     The Cretin was heard yelling at one of his lackeys, “Since, I have a wall around my Mar-A-Lago, Chuck and Nancy should give me a wall around MY southern border. I need a big, beautiful wall to keep out THOSE PEOPLE.”

    It appears The Cretin is not about to negotiate with the Democrats. I guess he never actually wrote or practiced the principles written in the book that has his name on, “The Art Of The Deal”.

2019 Prediction- Trump Will Be GONE!!

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The Hill publication, that can be read on-line, is predicting great news, which is that stupid MAGA ball cap will get knocked off the head of America’s number one imbecile—President Donnie Demented. Their prediction is that the Cretin-in-Chief will be gone sometime in 2019. The icing on the Cheeto Head cake is that Melania will be humiliatingly told to leave, too, and to take her fashion line of “I Don’t Care. Do You?” jackets with her.

    Also, the entire Cretin Klan will be moving back to Manhattan so they can resume their lying and cheating grifter-style real estate scams for all to see. They cannot live in the shadowed protection racket of New York tabloids any longer.

    The Southern District of New York attorneys general will be busy investigating the Cretin’s family business organization, as Robert Mueller pulls a Sabre Tooth tiger out of his hat unleashing it upon Donnie the Demented. As it rips flesh from his body of flab shredding off his red tie probably given to him by Vladimir Putin, his congressional White Nationalists, formerly known as Republicans, will be running for the hills distancing themselves from Mueller’s terminal diagnosis.

    The Hill predicts that the puss filled flesh wounds will expose deep, and festering indictments revealing, among other charges, that Trump sold himself to the highest bidders from Russia, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and any or all autocratic dictators who would be willing to donate laundered cash to his campaign for future favors once he moved into the Oval Office’s Day Care Center.

    One question arises, which is does Trump really have any money of his own or is his cash flow fully dependent on foreign autocrats funneling him money? Was the $66 million he claims to have contributed to his own campaign, his money or did it come from a foreign autocrat he “Grifted”?

    The Hill believes Mueller’s report will be more damning than anyone would have thought. They also are worried that the economy will be showing further instability and erosion, along with it affecting the global economy damaging it, as well.

    The average wage earner is wondering what the heck happened to that “huge and biggest tax cut ever” passed by the White Nationalist congress and their Cretin leader?

    Oh yeah!!! It bought you a new set of snow tires that you’ll likely need as this winter’s climate change snowfall will dump upon your early morning commute or your slog back home. Just remember, the Cretin probably does not have a driver’s license. He likely never drives himself anywhere. His chauffeured limo takes him everywhere not like the poor slobs who got his tax cut Christmas gift of a couple new snow tires. He expects you to bow down and kiss his ring while saying, “Thank you Godfather. Thank you for the measly tax cut.”

    If we all got a dollar for every lie this Cretin spoke over the last two years, our retirement savings would be getting a real boost.

    Let’s all plan on a “De-Inauguration” rally and party in Washington, DC when the Cretin and his Lizard family have packed up the U-Haul trucks as they are rushed outta town. At that point, as we line Pennsylvania Ave., waving the MAGA hat will have real relevance.

    I CAN’T WAIT!!!

In 2018, Trump Lied On Average 15 Times Per Day!!!

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    President Donnie Demented started Tweet railing on New Years Eve believing that former President Obama had a huge, really, really big wall all around his Washington, DC home. “Obama has a big wall around his mansion, so why don’t those Democrats give me a really, really big concrete wall when I want one? Sad. Very sad!! Unfair! Unfair! There is a 10-foot wall in front, back and sides of his house.”

    “There’s a fence that goes along the front of the house, but it’s the same as what the other neighbors have. It’s tastefully done. There’s no 10-foot wall”, as stated by an Obama neighbor.

    It was overheard that Trump’s Mar-A-Lago resort has a concrete wall and fence around the resort, “so why does he have to lie, again, about Barack Obama? He’ll say any lie in order to attempt to get his way”, as was said by someone on the street.

    Trump lied on average 15 times per day during 2018.

   

    Cretin complains that Democrats had previously voted on border security and a wall, but in fact, in 2006, Democrats voted for The Secure Fence Act of 2006, which allowed for 700 miles of fencing along the border and the doubling of the number of border agents. In addition, it cleared a pathway for 11 million undocumented immigrants already living in the United States who are seeking citizenship.

   President Donnie Demented appears to begin his new year full of lies, and distortions of reality. Maybe he will break his 15 lies per day record. The New York and Jersey bookies are saying he will.

Trump's New Years Eve Message

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    President Donnie Demented told Democrats, “Come Back!! Come Back!!! I am here in the Oval Office all alone. I am home alone. Sad. Sad! Democrats, if I am here, then you too must come back, and keep me company. You see, I am the PRESIDENT! I am the boss. I am the king. Come back and we can watch Aquaman in the White House theater. Free popcorn for everyone!!”

     “I order you to return, to come back to Washington.” “Give me my wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. My big, beautiful wall”, the Cretin chants as he roams the halls of the White House in his Space Force jammies.

    General Kelly, as he prepares to exit his post as Donnie Demento’s Chief of Staff, said that the President abandoned a concrete wall early in his occupancy of the Oval Office, while pretending to be a real president.”

    Vice President Pence attempted to sit down with Chuck Schumer to discuss a solution to wall and security funding. The problem was Chuck Schumer sat with a guy who doesn’t live in the 21^st century, but still lives in a parochial 1950s. He has no idea that time has moved forward from 1950. Schumer said, “I don’t have a time machine in order to go back to a time where Pence is living. We could not connect in any way. He doesn’t live in the same reality.”

    Democrats have agreed to budget $1.5B for border security and wall infrastructure. The Cretin wants much, much more.

    Donnie Demented whined that he was still in Washington and not in Florida where he prefers to be. He would rather play golf, and schmooze with his pals than doing the job of president.

   As the Cretin prepares for his New Years address to the nation, he is proclaiming victory against ISIS in Iraq and Syria. He is preparing to tell Americans, “I am pulling out now. I will pull out.” This is what he told Stormy Daniels, as well.

    ISIS’s territorial control has been reduced. They probably have gone underground. Once the U.S. military leaves, the remaining dispersed terrorists will re-form and attempt to retake what they have lost. Cretin wants local fighters to gather momentum and remain strong against ISIS fighters. Putin will be very happy to see the U.S. leave the area so he can remain the kingmaker in Syria.

    There is a never-ending story swirling around this guy pretending to be president. 2019 will begin with many changes. A Democratic House of Representatives will take their seats at the table. Paul Ryan will be heading back to the farm. Nancy Pelosi will take charge. Generals Mattis and Kelly will be gone, too. Democrats are forming exploratory 2020 presidential committees hoping to raise money in order to sustain a presidential run.

    General Mattis told the soldiers stationed around the world, “Keep the faith in our country.” This message pertains to us all. Keep the faith that our nation embodies. The Cretin does not embody those values and strengths. Therefore, we must keep the faith that holds this nation together.

The President Blames Democrats Again.

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    Donnie Demon continues to have his temper tantrums as we end 2018. He always throws poop at anyone who disagrees with him. He is always a party pooper!!

    “Teacher”, as Donnie whines to get attention. “They keep picking on me. Sid and Nancy don’t want to play by my rules. They don’t want to do what I am telling them to do.” “Oh Donnie Demon, you cannot have your way. You have to work out the issues. It’s all about give and take.” “NO NO NO!!!” “IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE MY WAY!” “It is their fault that the government is shut down. It is their fault that the border wall is not really, really big, bigger than any other wall. Huge. HUGE. It has to be HUGE. It is their fault that children are dying at the border. It is their fault. If I had my really, really huge wall, then those children would be fine.”

    “But Donnie Demon, It is YOUR fault. These are YOUR policies. YOU are the PRESIDENT. Sid and Nancy are just lawmakers. They are working for their people who don’t want a really, really huge expensive wall. They feel that fixing and repairing the existing wall and securing up the security of the wall is enough. YOU bring the policies forward and Congress decides on those policies. Did you forget that one of our great presidents, another man who came from the private sector and from business said, “The buck stops here”.” “Did YOU NOT know this? The buck stops with YOU Donnie Demon! You just have to stop throwing poop at people who disagree with you.”

    “NO I DON’T HAVE TO! I will throw poop if I want to. I want my big and really huge wall. And, NO more dark skinned people crossing our borders. Only white skinned, such as Paul Ryan’s Irish can come.”

    “But Donnie Demon, you have been hiring Central American undocumented people to work at your golf clubs and resorts. Your manager had given two women false documents in order to hire them. You have made such people indentured servants working at your clubs and resorts. You are responsible. These are YOUR businesses. You MUST know how they operate. YOU hire the cheapest laborers. YOU say YOU don’t want them here but you hire them anyway. What kind of person are you? A hypocrite and liar, Donnie Demon.”

    “NO NO NO. Not me! I don’t know all the details of my businesses. I don’t run any of my businesses. I don’t know how. Other people do it for me. IT’S THEIR FAULT. NOT MINE!”

    “That is what you do, Donnie Demon. You just never take responsibility for anything. All you do is throw poop at others.”

    “This is why your presidency is failing. You don’t know how to work with people. You are a bully and stupid. Rex called you an Idiot. He was right, Donnie Demon. You cannot run the country like you run your golf resorts----poorly. Now there is a question if Michael Cohen went to Prague, on your behalf, to meet with a Russian spy to confer over Moscow helping you win the presidency. It may be true; it may be false. There is a suspicion of truth. This would make you a criminal, Donnie Demon. This would bring about impeachment.”

    “No No No. I am innocent of all wrongdoing. I AM NOT A CROOK. You will see.”

    “If you say so, Donnie. If you say so.”

President Trumps Loves To Play WIth His Own Poop

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    Donnie Demento told America that most of the federal workers who are not getting paid because of the government shutdown are Democrats. The Cretin had no proof of his loud mouthed claim, yet from what he said it appears that Cretin may be shutting down the government as an act of revenge against Democrats.

    Trump is so furious that his extremely ludicrous campaign pledge to build a big, beautiful wall, which he planned for Mexico to pay for has failed, and that he seeked revenge against Congressional Democrats by going after federal workers believing they are Democrats.

    Donnie Demento continues his temper tantrum stomping fit over his ridiculous fantasy of a wall along the southern border. Donnie just can’t be told “No”, otherwise, look out for a poop throwing tantrum. First, he wanted a wall; then he said he’d settle for steel slats; but now, he’s back on kicking for the wall, the biggest, most beautiful wall you have ever seen.
    The Cretin President told the press that he has heard from many federal shutdown workers that have said they want the wall and don't give up on the shutdown. Where did Cretin get his information? Prove it, Donnie Demento! More fake information from this idiot in the White House. If most of the workers are Democrats, it is doubtful that they want his ridiculous wall. They would rather see a more improved health care system for themselves and families. They would rather see a more stable stock market. They would rather see an improved federal taxation policy. They would rather see renewable energy embraced, and a more improved environment so their kids don't get toxic pollution diseases. More poop coming out of the mouth of this insane fool occupying the Oval Office! He does not make a bit of sense.

    No reasonable Democratic offer agrees with him. It has to be his way or no way. Just as he told the soldiers in Iraq that America is once again respected around the world, even though what he believes to be true is not so. The world actually realizes that there is no leadership coming from the White House. The world sees the Oval Office devolving into a state of chaos. What they see is the Cretin trying to surrounding himself with retired military to help design his agenda, as well as corporate predators using their power to redesign policy to favor other corporate predators who want to further destroy the environment, and shift away consumer protections toward building upon existing corporate greed. Sounds like what autocrats like Putin have done. The world sees that there is a failure of leadership within what was once known as the Republican Party, and is known today as the White Nationalist Party. 
    No matter where he goes, he is stepping in and leaving a trail of his own poop.