The President Blames Democrats Again.

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    Donnie Demon continues to have his temper tantrums as we end 2018. He always throws poop at anyone who disagrees with him. He is always a party pooper!!

    “Teacher”, as Donnie whines to get attention. “They keep picking on me. Sid and Nancy don’t want to play by my rules. They don’t want to do what I am telling them to do.” “Oh Donnie Demon, you cannot have your way. You have to work out the issues. It’s all about give and take.” “NO NO NO!!!” “IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE MY WAY!” “It is their fault that the government is shut down. It is their fault that the border wall is not really, really big, bigger than any other wall. Huge. HUGE. It has to be HUGE. It is their fault that children are dying at the border. It is their fault. If I had my really, really huge wall, then those children would be fine.”

    “But Donnie Demon, It is YOUR fault. These are YOUR policies. YOU are the PRESIDENT. Sid and Nancy are just lawmakers. They are working for their people who don’t want a really, really huge expensive wall. They feel that fixing and repairing the existing wall and securing up the security of the wall is enough. YOU bring the policies forward and Congress decides on those policies. Did you forget that one of our great presidents, another man who came from the private sector and from business said, “The buck stops here”.” “Did YOU NOT know this? The buck stops with YOU Donnie Demon! You just have to stop throwing poop at people who disagree with you.”

    “NO I DON’T HAVE TO! I will throw poop if I want to. I want my big and really huge wall. And, NO more dark skinned people crossing our borders. Only white skinned, such as Paul Ryan’s Irish can come.”

    “But Donnie Demon, you have been hiring Central American undocumented people to work at your golf clubs and resorts. Your manager had given two women false documents in order to hire them. You have made such people indentured servants working at your clubs and resorts. You are responsible. These are YOUR businesses. You MUST know how they operate. YOU hire the cheapest laborers. YOU say YOU don’t want them here but you hire them anyway. What kind of person are you? A hypocrite and liar, Donnie Demon.”

    “NO NO NO. Not me! I don’t know all the details of my businesses. I don’t run any of my businesses. I don’t know how. Other people do it for me. IT’S THEIR FAULT. NOT MINE!”

    “That is what you do, Donnie Demon. You just never take responsibility for anything. All you do is throw poop at others.”

    “This is why your presidency is failing. You don’t know how to work with people. You are a bully and stupid. Rex called you an Idiot. He was right, Donnie Demon. You cannot run the country like you run your golf resorts----poorly. Now there is a question if Michael Cohen went to Prague, on your behalf, to meet with a Russian spy to confer over Moscow helping you win the presidency. It may be true; it may be false. There is a suspicion of truth. This would make you a criminal, Donnie Demon. This would bring about impeachment.”

    “No No No. I am innocent of all wrongdoing. I AM NOT A CROOK. You will see.”

    “If you say so, Donnie. If you say so.”