The Trumpty Dumpty Report
Donnie Demon continues to
have his temper tantrums as we end 2018. He always throws poop at anyone
who disagrees with him. He is always a party pooper!!
“Teacher”, as Donnie whines
to get attention. “They keep picking on me. Sid and Nancy don’t want to play by
my rules. They don’t want to do what I am telling them to do.” “Oh Donnie
Demon, you cannot have your way. You have to work out the issues. It’s all
about give and take.” “NO NO NO!!!” “IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE MY WAY!” “It is their
fault that the government is shut down. It is their fault that the border wall
is not really, really big, bigger than any other wall. Huge. HUGE. It has to be
HUGE. It is their fault that children are dying at the border. It is their
fault. If I had my really, really huge wall, then those children would be
fine.”
“But Donnie Demon, It is
YOUR fault. These are YOUR policies. YOU are the PRESIDENT. Sid and Nancy are
just lawmakers. They are working for their people who don’t want a really,
really huge expensive wall. They feel that fixing and repairing the existing
wall and securing up the security of the wall is enough. YOU bring the policies forward
and Congress decides on those policies. Did you forget that one of our great
presidents, another man who came from the private sector and from business
said, “The buck stops here”.” “Did YOU NOT know this? The buck stops with YOU
Donnie Demon! You just have to stop throwing poop at people who disagree with
you.”
“NO I DON’T HAVE TO! I will
throw poop if I want to. I want my big and really huge wall. And, NO more dark
skinned people crossing our borders. Only white skinned, such as Paul Ryan’s
Irish can come.”
“But Donnie Demon, you have
been hiring Central American undocumented people to work at your golf clubs and
resorts. Your manager had given two women false documents in order to hire
them. You have made such people indentured servants working at your clubs and
resorts. You are responsible. These are YOUR businesses. You MUST know how they
operate. YOU hire the cheapest laborers. YOU say YOU don’t want them here but
you hire them anyway. What kind of person are you? A hypocrite and liar, Donnie
Demon.”
“NO NO NO. Not me! I don’t
know all the details of my businesses. I don’t run any of my businesses. I don’t
know how. Other people do it for me. IT’S THEIR FAULT. NOT MINE!”
“That is what you do,
Donnie Demon. You just never take responsibility for anything. All you do is
throw poop at others.”
“This is why your
presidency is failing. You don’t know how to work with people. You are a bully
and stupid. Rex called you an Idiot. He was right, Donnie Demon. You cannot run
the country like you run your golf resorts----poorly. Now there is a question
if Michael Cohen went to Prague, on your behalf, to meet with a Russian spy to
confer over Moscow helping you win the presidency. It may be true; it may be
false. There is a suspicion of truth. This would make you a criminal, Donnie
Demon. This would bring about impeachment.”
“No No No. I am innocent of
all wrongdoing. I AM NOT A CROOK. You will see.”
“If you say so, Donnie. If
you say so.”
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