The Stillwater, Oklahoma Uprising

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   There’s been a full-blown revolt in Idiotville, Oklahoma, also known as Stillwater. There’s nothing still about Stillwater these days. The townspeople said NO to wearing masks and engaging in physical distancing at local restaurants and other places. After life threatening verbal assaults directed at these store and restaurant employees to abandon these rules as they stormed the doors, the town’s administrators, while shaking in their boots caved in with only verbal objections.

   It is clear that the moron from outer space commanders: Trump, Pence and Kushner originally landed their ship in Stillwater, Oklahoma. Apparently, they blended in just fine! Soon after brainwashing the community, they went on to Washington, D.C. to make their mark.

   The people of the town appear to rather die from Cowboy Breakfasts of bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns, and gravy, buttered toast with a side of cheesy grits clogging the arteries in the brain and heart than to die of COVID19. It might be expected that the two medical conditions working together will end their lives rather quickly.

   Death Cult Donnie isn’t too concerned because this is his plan! He never wildly dreamt that the folks of Stillwater, Oklahoma would take Donnie’s plan even further. Devil Donnie only planned on reopening his Republican White Nationalist states with some sort of phased-in plan: limited occupancy, distancing and masks, but Stillwater, Oklahoma went all the way back to “pre-war” days!!! Their motto is: “Live Free and Die Quickly”.

   This is one way Dark Side Donnie can cull Okies away from government handouts. He insists that those governors make sure when the morons from outer space anarchists die off, they remain on Republican voter rolls.

   What town will be the next to revolt and force the mayor and town council to cower and turn in their stinkin’ badges and free parking placards?

   As Gallup, New Mexico closes down the roads in and out of the community because of a major spike in COVID19 cases, Stillwater Okies say, “F**k It!! “Take that thing and shove it, it don’t live around here no more.”

   These morons from outer space are like feral dogs. Just keep outa their way. If they had landed in Chicago, that mayor would arrest these “ferals” for dangering the health and safety of people when they exhale their vile hot air or when they leave their virus molecules on the surfaces they touch, like those checkerboard plastic table clothes at the local diner, door handles and chair backs.

   Had they landed their spaceship in Vietnam or New Zealand, they might likely be jailed or quarantined at home with a police guard to guarantee they stay put. Cans of Spam and creamed corn, along with jumbo bags of Cheese Curls would be left on their doorsteps to make sure they ate what they were accustomed to. Those Cowboy Breakfasts would have to wait.

   As written in the previous piece, this new fangled anarchy uprising by the remaining morons of Stillwater, Oklahoma would be celebrated by The Three Stooges of Pennsylvania Ave by wearing their specially made Tin Foil Hats, while downing bowls of red and blue Lysol Jello shots. There would be big banner printed out and hung across the Oval Office behind the big desk chair stained by Trump’s Rump reading,

    “It’s time to Make America Great Again”.

        Raise a glass to the Death Cult.

            Long live the morons!!!

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln