The Trumpty Dumpty Report
Just Gimme Some Truth
Stayin' Inside
George Carlin
In a time of deceit, telling the truth
is a revolutionary act- George Orwell
No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare
Let us not become the evil we despise.
Just Gimme Some Truth
Stayin' Inside
George Carlin
WorldoMeter on Coronavirus
COVID-19 Deaths In America
Anti-Trump Lincoln Project ad reviews Trump's last three years to a patient who woke up from a three year long coma.
See it here.
And, Don's Next Con. See it here.
Trump's donors get fleeced. See it here.
COVID-19 Deaths In America
Anti-Trump Lincoln Project ad reviews Trump's last three years to a patient who woke up from a three year long coma.
See it here.
And, Don's Next Con. See it here.
Trump's donors get fleeced. See it here.
Here is a
letter Trump sent out to his supporters:
From the Oval Office Daycare Center Lego Table Desk
of Donald J. Trump
To all my Fan-dummies who support
me and wear the most ridiculous outfits Americans can come up outside of
Halloween. You all know that my middle name is John, which means that I pay for
hookers.
I hope you are loving my really
great, and terrific convention. I am a very stable genius for putting all this
together with the help of Fox News, which orchestrated all of it.
Didn’t you all love Queen
Melania’s speech. It was just the Be Bestest speech ever. She told all of you
to stop bullying, but kept me out of it. She knows that I am the bestest bully
ever.
Now let’s get to work on 2021 and
forever!!
I want people to get sick from my
really terrific virus—the Trump Virus, I love how they named it after me. I
want people to die from it. This will help reduce the deplorable population in
the country. We won’t have to worry about all my rich oligarchy pals who can
insulate themselves from the Trump Virus. All of you, my special deplorables, I
love deplorables, will be doing all the service work for all of us so we don’t
risk getting sick. Thank you for sacrificing yourself for all us. The
Lieutenant Governor of Texas asked all of you to sacrifice yourself by going
back to work before the virus’ infectious rate flattened so all of us rich
folks could rest by the pool as it got under control. Well, it never did get
under control.
By killing off a good many of
you, we will reduce the government’s financial burden by paying Social
Security, Medicare, Medicaid, disability insurance and more stuff handed out by
us.
I want all you liberals to keep
demonstrating. Using your free speech rights and keep protesting out there
because I then want all my militia friends from anarchist groups, such a the
Boogaloo Boys and Nazi groups to riot and destroy property by pretending to be
those peaceful protesters so I can blame it all on those liberal elites for
causing trouble. Then I can begin to occupy those liberal cities with my Dark
Army troops and begin laying down the ground work for authoritarianism to
protect all of our beautifully white suburbs. We can’t have Biden destroying
our suburbs any more than they are already destroyed. You won’t find me going
out into the suburbs, but I know you like living there. We like those beautiful
suburbs to stay white. I will enforce my law and order fascist rules everywhere
and you my dear supporters will love it.
I want the Trump Virus to really
take hold and impact our economy. I want that so, so much because once
properties become vacant, and the owners cannot keep up those mortgages, my
venture capital friends, who will give me a “finder’s fee”, will soak up those
properties for pennies on the dollar. As the economy continues to shrink, fewer
and fewer government services will be provided allowing my Market Leninist
economic policies to take hold. The federal government will offer fewer and
fewer services and support to the states and local economies. Isn’t that
wonderful. We will shrink the economy and will shrink the debt by keeping
interest rates at zero so the debt will cost less, and my Market Leninist pals
can borrow government cash, free cash, to mop up distressed properties and businesses.
It’s a YUUGE plan!!
During this trying time, I will
be pushing down wages, and eliminating the payroll tax so Social Security can
disappear. You don’t need Social Security. You can save for your own retirement
by signing up to stockbrokers, who will invest for you, while taking a fee even
if the market drops at the time of your retirement. Oh well. Sometimes you win,
and sometimes you lose. That is what taking responsibility for yourselves
means. But, that doesn’t apply to me. My daddy gave me $5 million dollars to
make a life for myself. You know the story. I am a terrible businessman. I had
to tap into Deutche Bank to lend me money I didn’t have or could pay back. And,
then there is all the talk that Putin helped me out. Please don’t tell anyone about
that!!
Workers will have to save for
their own retirement folks. You’ll get used to it. I will do away with
regulations so businesses, such as the gas and oil industries can go wild and
make lots of money without any worries of being sued for polluting our
environment, or making people sick. I know this sounds so exciting to all my
fan-dummy supporters.
In my plan, I will privatize the
post office doing away with the pension plan. State and local services will
begin to shrink, as well, because of dropping tax revenues. Speaking of taxes,
I will cut taxes, once again. As local tax revenues begin to shrink,
communities will see fewer police, fire, garbage, and other services. I will
fix it by allowing the privatization of these services, where people will have
to pay for it, otherwise no one will answer your distress calls. You know what
I am talking about because you have probably seen my ad blaming Biden for
thinking this plan up, but in fact, it was my great idea.
We will stop helping out public
schools so they, too, will end up being privatized and then, we can all pay for
our kids to go to the school of our choice. No more tax dollars involved. We
will look at putting toll collection booths on all our highways even where
there are no toll booths, at this time. The federal government will no longer
support highways everywhere.
The downfall to my plan is that
as wages shrink, there will be less consumer spending. Your mortgages won’t be
shrinking as your wages shrink. You might have to sell your house, but my
venture capital pals will be right there to buy it up from you for pennies on
the dollar. At that point, you can find an apartment or move in with relatives.
Won’t that be cozy. As wages shrink, there will be fewer home deliveries, fewer
UPS, FedEx, and Amazon deliveries; and, therefore, fewer jobs overall all. The
100 million people predicted to fall into poverty will likely be much higher,
but lets not sweat those details right now.
You are asking, “So, where
are the tax dollars going?” Good question!! The military, of course. You never
know when we might have to attack China, or Greenland.
I know you all will continue to
resist wearing masks and are freaking out over the thought of a vaccine needle
puncturing your arm, so my very special virus will continue for sometime to
come. We will see schools open and then close, as well as businesses. This will
be our new normal and we will have to get used to it. I know, I know the rest
of the world will have risen themselves out of the viral abyss and back into
normalcy. We will too, but it may take the rest of my second term, but I will
get the job done.
Well my dear Republiqcanon
friends—I have folded in Q’Anon and the Republican White Nationalist Party all
into one---I must wrap this message up. Republiqcanon is our new name. Catchy
isn’t it. This is how you say it-
Republi—Q—Can-on.
You will get used to it before
long. It is a tongue twister, I admit it.
I appreciate your support and
vote. Let’s make American more like Russia again. We can do it together.
Sincerely,
Donald J. Trump
When you
have clowns running the show, you end up with a circus in chaos.
“Better
to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln
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