Trump IS The Deep State

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

Within the president’s Deep State cabal, called Cretin Village, everyone knows each other by wearing some variant of a red tie. Acting U.S. Attorney’s General Matthew Whitaker, Trump’s stooge, wore a shade of one as he performed his charade pretending to answer Congressional questions at the hearing.

    In Cretin Village, red tie wearers are signaling to each other their commitment to their neo-fascist pledge to their President Cretin. Trump bellows that there is a Deep State of government operators working to take The Cretin down and derail his agenda, which is a fantasy created by his inner circle of Russian agents. One of them being Steve Bannon. But, in fact, the Deep State is not some covert cabal of career government employees, but Trump himself. His SOTU illustrated this as he read words written by members inside his Deep State Cretin Village. The words, which were linked together to make us believe that Trump actually had ideas; yet, as we have seen over the years they don’t lead to real actionable solutions, but only make the problems worse and more dangerous.

    Deep State Trump is, in fact, working to damage the country with his Deep State agenda. The agenda is to rob middle class Americans of their health and welfare by degrading our air, water, soils, and ignore climate change through deregulation offering more and more profits to the corrupt corporate environmental predators. He has hurt America’s access to affordable health care, and prescription medications.

    His impact on economic stability has been destructive, as we have seen with his tariffs and trade wars, as well as the rollercoaster happening on Wall Street. How can working class investors, who are in the market over the long term and not day traders, feel their retirement savings is safe, secure and stable?

    Gun ownership reform is a joke, since the sales of bumpstocks have soared before they’ll be made illegal. Background checks are not being tightened up, either. Mass shootings have continued.

    The Cretin is the Deep State. He is surrounded by criminals, sociopaths, serial liars, crooks, extortionists, Russian agents, money launderers, fraudsters, con-artists, and grifters. One might be thinking that the description of those in the Cretin Village, are actually describing Trump himself. Trump and his three lil’ Cretins are part of this group of sleazy zombies walking the halls of the White House.

    Trump’s sons—Dumb and Dumpster claimed they were micromanaging the construction of Trump’s hotel and golf resorts down to the carpets and the chandeliers, yet had no idea that hundreds of undocumented workers were slaving in the kitchens, hotel rooms, as well as the building and maintaining of the golf courses and grounds. They just didn’t notice. How amazing. That’s what happens when the pigs are too busy sniffing for truffles.

    The Cretin said, “ You won’t believe it!! The country is doing better than ever before in history. When you look at it, you just won’t believe it!!”

    That is so right, Mr. Cretin. We don’t believe it! We don’t believe a single word that spills out of that foul and creepy mouth of yours.