The Trumpty Dumpty Report
We all
have to wonder about the competencies of the people who surround The Cretin as
he pretends to be our president. We have seen several of Trump’s lieutenants
indicted and begin their jail sentences.
We have seen several of Trump’s department secretaries fired over their
incompetence to protect the nation from corporate greed. Scott Pruitt, Jeff
Sessions, and others represented corporate objectives and not the nation from,
for example, being poisoned.
Now, we have learned that
Jared “OVER HIS HEAD” Kushner has, once again, decided to use his inherited
wealth and family business to overspend for over-valued properties. After
Jared’s sleazy father went to prison, he went ahead and overspent on a
Manhattan skyscraper in 2007 just as the nation’s real estate market went down
the toilet (Why he wasn’t paying attention shows his overall stupidity.). The
building cost $1.8B, ultimately crashing in value and placing Kushner Cos. into
near bankruptcy crushing Jared’s investors into receiving pennies on the dollar
as their investment circled down the Kushner toilet. Jared’s over-inflated ego
and incompetence proved the guy is a complete fool with poor business skills.
This might be why Jared went to Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince with his Halloween
bucket hoping that MBS might toss in a couple million dollars for Jared’s
Bailout Go Fund Me account. No doubt, Jared’s position in The Cretin White
House is a way to buy business funding influence with such people as MBS. And,
in return, Saudi Arabia gets a YUUGE arms deal from Trump.
Recently, Jared fell into
another questionable business deal. He spent $1.1B on 6,000 apartment units
sold by Lone Star Funds, which are located in Maryland and Virginia. If the
math calculation is correct, each unit appears to cost approximately $170,000
per apartment. To most people, Jared overpaid for those apartments. It seems
that charging around $2,000.00 per month for an apartment might be a bit too
high when doing comparison shopping for a place to live. Forking up a $2,000.00
security deposit, and another $2,000.00 for last month’s rent, totaling $6,000.00,
and maybe a fee for a private parking spot, just to move in seems a little
steep.
The Cretin has surrounded
himself with people with repeatedly poor judgment, such as Manafort, Flynn,
Pruitt, Session, Huckabee Sanders, Kushner, Whittaker, Ivanka, and Cohen, just
to name some of his White Nationalist lock-steppers.
The Cretin is now promising
America the biggest and BE BESTEST 4th of July extravaganza. Oh Boy.
I can’t wait.
He spends all his time
trying to satisfy his White Nationalist base and not every American. He is
focused on getting his wall built by hook or by crook. It appears, since his
executive power grab will be tied up in lawsuits, these legal actions will
likely prevent construction before the 2020 presidential election. And now, 58
former presidential secretaries have signed a protest document objecting to The
Cretin’s presidential executive power overreach by declaring a national
emergency in order to build his version of Mt. Rushmore on the southern border
in the form of a big, beautiful and strong wall with his signature engraved on
each steel slat.
Also, to please his
Christian Reichwing, this Justice department has written briefs supporting
Christian-Reich groups in their local lawsuits to make sure they can rent local
community government spaces, to the objection of those local officials, for
their religious meetings and gatherings, as well as to make sure that private
business owners can refuse their services to those in the LGBTQ community, and
to make sure that Native Americans, who object to gas and oil pipeline
kleptocrats from invading their religious, spiritual and cultural sacred lands,
from winning their lawsuits. If you are a White Nationalist, and Reichwing
Christian, The Cretin’s administration stands behind your lawsuits, but if you
don’t fit in to this special interest group, you are on your own and don’t have
the protections of the U.S. Justice department.
The Cretin is desperate to
hold on to his shrinking base. Donnie Demented maybe a bit nervous if he is to
be challenged for the White Nationalist Republican party’s presidential
nomination by Maryland’s Republican governor, Larry Hogan.
The Cretin believes he and
his slimy swamp lizard team that he dragged out from behind the Deep State
curtain believes that they are enforcing religious liberties. But, when an
activist began distributing food and water to undocumented immigrants crossing
the southern border because he felt it was his religious responsibility to help
others in dire need, he was taken to court by the Justice department forcing
him to stop such humanitarian aid because it violated the principles of the
Trump administration’s goals to stop illegal border crossings.
In just a few days, the
Russian Idiot Asset president will be packing up his Lil’ Kim action figure and
head out to Vietnam to meet with his North Korean BFF, just as Kim and his
luxury Choo Choo pulls into the station. Will Donnie be there with a bouquet of
roses for his playmate? Will Donnie be wearing his 10 foot long red tie? Will
Donnie ask Lil’Kim to sniff his fingers again? Will Lil’Kim get more photo ops
giving him greater respectability among his people as a big shot in the world
because he is smiling and shaking hands with The Cretin, as well as credibility
among other Third World leaders?
This will likely be The
Cretin’s Red Carpet Oscar’s moment.
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