The Longest Government Shutdown In History

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    The White Nationalist president and his fellow congressional supporters are “the crisis of the soul”, the American Soul, which The Cretin calls the government shutdown. They are doing everything they can to damage the fabric of our country. Federal workers, such as weather forecasting experts (NOAA), science and medical experts (NIH, researchers, NASA), food safety experts (FDA), tax experts (IRS), and the list goes on and on, have been told to go home or work for free.

    800,000 working Americans are struggling to survive. The Office of Budget and Management (OMB) sent a letter to the people laid off from their jobs that maybe they should ask their mortgage company or lender if they could barter services in lieu of payment, such as carpentry or painting.

    Yes, of course! All those moneylenders have projects their debtors can trade for. Yes, of course, why didn’t Chuck and Nancy think of that solution? The Cretin doesn’t care. His White Nationalist congress, formerly known as Republican, doesn’t care, either.

    The latest look at The Cretin’s “crisis of the soul” is that after he became president, the FBI began looking into if he was a Russian asset, just as Malcolm Vance, in his book, “The Plot To Destroy Democracy” clearly describes. The real national emergency is that we a corrupt and dangerous person acting as our president. This is America’s “crisis of the soul”. In order to have a national security emergency, there MUST be a situation that is in dire straits of attention that needs immediate action. He has said, "There are thousands of Mexican murderers and rapists crossing the border." THEN DO SOMETHING! THEN ACT! AND, GET BUSY TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING! Otherwise, shut up and go back in your hole. He also said regarding going after military unused dollars, "I can do it. I just may do it now. Soon. Or, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll wait. Maybe I won't." So, Donnie, was is it? Do you know what it is? The Cretin acts very ambivalent as to if and when he will take action to capture military funds to build his wall. That does not seem like a person reacting to a true and actual national emergency. It seems more like a fake play for money no one will give him.

    Once Mueller began his investigation, he took over where the FBI left off. The FBI began an inquiry into whether Trump’s swamp lizards conspired-colluded with Russian assets or agents answering to the Kremlin. Manafort already admitted to that.

    As the FBI was investigating, The Cretin fired Comey apparently to suppress the investigation. It seems that Donnie Demented was afraid that he would be found out; that a crime was committed; that the really, really, big, strong beautiful concrete steel slat wall would come tumbling down upon our present day Humpty Dumpty.

    We are in the midst of a true national security crisis. We have a Russian asset pretending to be president, while surrounded by the worst swamp lizards that could be dragged out of the Mar-A-Lago slime pool.

    Trump publicly called for Russian hackers to steal and release DNC and Hillary Clinton emails during the 2016 campaign. The FBI was concerned about this threat against our democracy, along with other possible Russian links.

    When The Cretin said to us during his televised state of “un-address” that there was a “crisis of the soul”, he wasn’t kidding. He was telling us about himself. His state of mind. That he was over his head. His inability to perform the duties of the presidency. And, the incompetency within his party to, at least, stand up to him, and at most, send him home with his presidential library card!

    The idea of The Cretin creating a presidential library is very, very funny. Let’s imagine what it might look like. An image that comes to mind is a front yard wooden box with a roof and small door with two shelves attached to a wooden post stuck in the ground affixed outside the entrance of Trump’s Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida. Inside would be VHS tapes of Trump fooling around with his female playpen ladies, picture album of him getting his orange make-up and his bald head of hair combed in that weird way, his photo ops with Lil’Kim sniffing Trump’s hand, and two embracing, Trump’s small hand pics in various poses, his time with Putin, the MAGA hat on various White Supremacists, Mike Pence bowing down to him, pics of his Space Force jammies, red Trump ties, a copy of Robert Mueller’s scathing indictment document, Judge Kavanaugh chugging a keg of beer, a pic of Trump in his Speedo as he walks around his Mar-A-Lago pool, and pics of that imagined big, giant, biggest ever crowd of his inaugural supporters, which were actually a few buses of seniors given MAGA hats for their troubles.