Monday, January 28, 2019

Trump's Shutdown Was A Smackdown

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

     Trump is between a concrete slab and a steel slat, you might say. The Cretin has spoken. He will "think about, maybe, possibly, I have to think about it, if I'm not happy" declare another shutdown.
    The fact is The Cretin has been shutdown. He's been stroking that 8 foot red necktie he always wears wandering around the White House because his Great Wall Of Trump was knocked down into a 6 inch Lego wall that will be constructed and placed on his desk.
    The Congress is working on solutions orienting toward a more comprehensive package to protect the southern border from drugs and the Mexican boogiemen who sneak over the border after being dumped from the backs of U-Haul trucks hoping for a better life working low paying jobs that many Americans have chosen not to take, such as at Trump's Mar-A-Lago resort. While all this going on, The Cretin is stuck in his play school room playing with his Space Force toys and eating Fish crackers. A big, beautiful, strong Wall Of Trump is not likely to be offered up. A more realistic package of barrier security upgrades, and personnel hires will likely be decided for a bi-partisan vote.
    The Cretin says if is not getting his way, he will bring about another government "shitdown". More crap leaking out of his small, demented brain, which is more pretend than reality. Cretin also brought up again that he will declare a national emergency and then steal funds from other places in the budget to build his Monument To Trump wall. That, too, is unlikely.
    Americans are getting sick and tired of The Trump Tantruming Tirade Trilogy story. People are very upset that the shutdown cost more than the $8B The Cretin wanted for his southern border monument to begin with. Another shutdown will likely destroy the careers of the White Nationalist party in Congress. They might want to update their Linked-In pages, or send resumes to the Koch Brothers, since they hire has-been rightwingers, such as Rick Santorum, to work in their homestyle think tanks. And, Mike Pence might want to repair his spacecraft so he can head back to the planet from which he came. It has been said he came from the 4th Rock from the Sun.
    Will the White Nationalist party, formerly known as Republicans, tolerate another shutdown? Or, will they tolerate a capture-the-flag remake of funds targeted for military emergencies when soldiers are overseas in dangerous zones? This act of incompetence will probably end up in the courts dragging The Cretin's incompetency for the next year, as the 2020 presidential primary season begins full force. Will the White Nationalist party members tolerate this chaos?
    Another shutdown will face another showdown with The Cretin as the short term opening of the government comes to face-down in mid February hopefully resulting in another smackdown by the American people. Federal workers will likely quit their jobs and look for other jobs if furloughed again. This will create its own chaos leaving job vacancies disrupting many agencies in turmoil wanting to get back up and running. Nancy Pelosi is working to end shutdowns forever by putting up a bill to be voted on. It would be likely that if The Cretin vetoes such a bill, it will get over-rided by the congress. Such an over-ride vote will finally destroy The Cretin's presidency, and prove that he has never been a populist president looking out for the working people of the country, but instead, seen as the arrogant, self-centered, dumbass sociopath he actually is. 
    The Cretin IS between the self-made rock and hard place revealing that he IS NOT a dealmaker, but an idiot pretending to be something his is not. He is the result of fake news. Nothing about this moron is real. He is fake. Let's prove it by exposing his tax returns!! This Russian Idiot Asset had been launched into the White House for use by Putin. The Mueller investigation report will likely show that Trump's army of lizards were conspiring with Russians to launch Trump into the White House.

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