Bolton Said, "What Was A Failure Was Really A Success."

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    John Bolton, a Trump Stormtrooper, told the press that the Trump-Kim playdate was a success. Only in the world of The Cretin was it a success. Nothing got done except handshakes, photo ops and the further legitimizing of Lil’Kim around the world. Trump stormed off packing up his bad boy action figures, Fish crackers, and MAGA hat autographed by Lil’Kim, which said, "I Love Ya Man".

    Once back in the Oval Office playroom, The Cretin began blaming everyone but himself. The fake dealmaker is not capable of making deals on his own. He blamed Democrats for holding their House committee hearing of Michael Cohen. The Cretin called Cohen a “convicted liar” getting all the attention distracting away from the Trump-Kim lovefest. Hey Cretin, your time will come as a “convicted liar”, too. We all know you are a Yuuge liar without the orange jumpsuit.

    What’s next, Donnie? Are you going to blame Barack? Don’t forget Crooked Hillary. How about Jeff Bezos? Or, because the sun came up?

    The Cretin is not capable of taking blame for his own failures and incompetence. Cohen stated in the hearing that Trump threatened his high school, and colleges with lawsuits if they were to make public his ACT, or GPA scores because his scores were so bad that we all would be surprised that the colleges he went to accepted him. Did Trump have a person take his tests and write his assignments? Did Freddie Trump give those institutions Yuuge amounts of his ill-gotten gains to keep quiet and give Donnie an easy pathway to graduation? No doubt!!!

    Being a narcissistic sociopath with limited intelligence, he will never take responsibility. Trump is a total fake. The guy is the soul of Fake News. The entire Cretin KKKlan embodies Fake News.