"I Can't Make A Deal"

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

There is a new game show in town. It’s called, “I Can’t Make A Deal.” Most of us are looking for the show to be canceled soon. President Cretin returned from Vietnam and his 2-day playdate with Lil’Kim with his rat tail between his legs. Kim left happy. He got what he wanted. More photo ops are filling up his portfolio. Kim had Trump on a leash, just as Putin is able to do. Trump is so desperate to be liked that he will meet with a bad guy who has read The Cretin’s Poker hand before his Kim laid down his own hand.

    The Cretin told us all that his 2-day playdate with Lil’Kim was “a productive time” in spite of it being cut short without lunch. Trump said, "I'm leaving." And, Trump loves his lunches! Give him a double cheese burger with the works!! Or, a big bucket of fried chicken.

    Nothing happened between the two Man-Children except lots of handshakes and photo ops. The trip was a distraction for The Cretin as Michael Cohen testified before the House calling his out as a liar, crook, and likely criminal.

    The great dealmaker—Trump accomplished nothing. Kim got what he wanted—publicity. Kim was even given a pass by The Cretin when he said that Kim did not know or would have anything to gain from the severe and, ultimately, fatal condition of Otto Warmbier, an American citizen held without legitimate charges in North Korea, who was released from prison by Lil’Kim and returned to the United States by wheelchair.

    Trump continued to talk up his love fest relationship with Lil’Kim. He hoped for Kim to see U.S. dollar signs, which would enrich the dictator’s pockets and employ thousands of people serving those potential vacationers booking stays at a future Trump International Seaside Resort and Golf Club. This is Trump’s wet dream. No doubt, he’d give Lil’Kim a Yuuge penthouse complex in the hotel.

    It’ll likely not happen----ever!! He just might be wearing an orange jumpsuit when Lil’Kim negotiates peace and the elimination of nuclear weapons by a future president.

    Donnie might be stuffing his Lil’Kim action figure to the bottom of his toy box and looking around for another one to play with.