Trumpty Dumpty Report
"There is no Smocking Gun! No Smocking Gun!" The president was overheard saying, "It's just as I said. No smocking gun. The gun was not wearing a loose shirt. I wear loose shirts. I need my loose shirt. Can someone get my Space Force loose shirt and my Fish crackers? I need my snacks."
"I wanted to say smocking gun. I like how it sounded. I planned it. I wanted to get everyone's attention and it worked. Everyone's talking. I got Nancy's attention. I'm really, really smart and I'm a very famous person, too."
"Donald Trump's very, very large uh-brain is...uh...I forgot. It's very unfair. It's very unfair to our country. We need a border wall. I want a border wall. I'll be proud to shut down the government if I don't get my way. I'm used to getting my way. I'm the best president ever."
"I'll tell you what. I want this wall. We need a secure border. Our border is not secure because I know best. We need the wall. Build this wall. Build my wall. [Trump kept chanting.]"
"They say we need to improve the border technologies. That there are cameras and equipment that need upgrades and repairs. They tell me that there are parts of the fence wall and actual wall that needs repair and upgrades. I DON'T WANT THAT! I WANT AN ALL NEW AND AN IMPROVED TRUMP WALL. MY WALL. ALL MY WALL."
"If I don't get my wall, then I will shut down the government. They tell me that a wall is not going to fix the problem. They tell me that border security can be achieved through improvement in technology and staffing. And, I'll be proud to do it because I am the president. I'm very stable. Mark my words. Build a great, great wall. If we don't get what we want, then I will shut down the government."
The Senate Turtle, Mitch McConnell was crying his turtle tears and whining over his sour grapes. I do believe he had forgotten that he promised Americans that he was not going to work with former President Obama, and he was going to do whatever he could to make Obama a one term president. Now, the Senate's Turtle is pretending to have courage. Oh yes. McConnell played the Scarecrow in the Senate's school play--The Wizard of Oz.
It was reported that President Trump went off to his room holding a box of Fish crackers, and wearing his Space Force smocking carrying his toy gun--his smocking gun.
"There is no Smocking Gun! No Smocking Gun!" The president was overheard saying, "It's just as I said. No smocking gun. The gun was not wearing a loose shirt. I wear loose shirts. I need my loose shirt. Can someone get my Space Force loose shirt and my Fish crackers? I need my snacks."
"I wanted to say smocking gun. I like how it sounded. I planned it. I wanted to get everyone's attention and it worked. Everyone's talking. I got Nancy's attention. I'm really, really smart and I'm a very famous person, too."
"Donald Trump's very, very large uh-brain is...uh...I forgot. It's very unfair. It's very unfair to our country. We need a border wall. I want a border wall. I'll be proud to shut down the government if I don't get my way. I'm used to getting my way. I'm the best president ever."
"I'll tell you what. I want this wall. We need a secure border. Our border is not secure because I know best. We need the wall. Build this wall. Build my wall. [Trump kept chanting.]"
"They say we need to improve the border technologies. That there are cameras and equipment that need upgrades and repairs. They tell me that there are parts of the fence wall and actual wall that needs repair and upgrades. I DON'T WANT THAT! I WANT AN ALL NEW AND AN IMPROVED TRUMP WALL. MY WALL. ALL MY WALL."
"If I don't get my wall, then I will shut down the government. They tell me that a wall is not going to fix the problem. They tell me that border security can be achieved through improvement in technology and staffing. And, I'll be proud to do it because I am the president. I'm very stable. Mark my words. Build a great, great wall. If we don't get what we want, then I will shut down the government."
The Senate Turtle, Mitch McConnell was crying his turtle tears and whining over his sour grapes. I do believe he had forgotten that he promised Americans that he was not going to work with former President Obama, and he was going to do whatever he could to make Obama a one term president. Now, the Senate's Turtle is pretending to have courage. Oh yes. McConnell played the Scarecrow in the Senate's school play--The Wizard of Oz.
It was reported that President Trump went off to his room holding a box of Fish crackers, and wearing his Space Force smocking carrying his toy gun--his smocking gun.
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