The Trumpty Dumpty
In a time of deceit, telling the truth
is a revolutionary act- George Orwell
No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare
Let us not become the evil we despise.
Here is
what COVID73 (Donnie’s age) Donnie said during his press conference.
“It’s
one person coming in from China, and we have it under control.”
“We’re
in great shape … and I think China’s in good shape too, by the way,”
“China
is not in great shape right now,”
“And
by the way, the virus, they’re working hard,”
“Looks
like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it
miraculously goes away,”
“But
we’re doing great in our country. … We only have 11 cases, and they’re all
getting better,”
“The
press won’t give us credit for it,” for managing the crisis.
“But, anyway ― but
we’ve done an incredible job because we closed early. And actually, the
Democrats said I was a racist. Not from Black-people standpoint, but from
Asian-people standpoint, from Chinese-people standpoint,” Trump said. “They
said I was a racist because I closed our country to people coming in from
certain areas. They called me a racist.”
“So
a number that nobody heard of that I heard of recently, and I was shocked to
hear, 35,000 people on average die each year from the flu,” Trump told his supporters at a
campaign rally in South Carolina. “Did anyone know that?”
Dr.Anthony
Fauci said, “People always say, ‘Well, the flu does
this, the flu does that,’” he said during a congressional hearing this week.
“The flu has a mortality of 0.1%. This has a mortality of 10 times that.”
The
Cretin basically stood on the flight deck wearing his lab coat and declared,
Mission Accomplished when he said, “We stopped it.” Kudlow declared the disease was contained (again) and urged Americans to
“stay at work.”
The
Cretin has said, anyone can get “a test can get a test.” His laplicker Alex
Azar said, There “is no testing kit shortage, nor has there ever been,”
When asked
if the virus has reached his doorstep, he said, “No,
I’m not concerned at all. No, I’m not. No, we’ve done a great job. Thank you
very much.”
“It
will go away,”
“It’s
really working out.”
““Testing and testing capabilities are expanding rapidly,”
Trump said. “Day by day, we’re moving very quickly.”
“If
an American is coming back or anybody coming back, we are testing,” Trump said.
“We have a tremendous testing setup where people coming in have to be tested.”
The Cretin
believes that the testing is going “smoothly”.
Jared “da’
Tush” Kushner has decided that the medical experts, scientists, and hospital
professionals don’t know enough about COVID19 so he decided to get on Facebook
and ask his Facebook friends how his daddy-in-law should handle the viral
epidemic. What the heck is going on in the West Wing? Kushner is out there
doing his own thing so he can fly in like Mighty Mouse and save the day.
This is a totally delusional White House. They are all so out of touch that it should be enough to kick their butts out of there.
This is a totally delusional White House. They are all so out of touch that it should be enough to kick their butts out of there.
“Better
to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln
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