Heckuva Job, Donnie!!

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

In a time of deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act- George Orwell

No legacy is so rich as honesty-William Shakespeare

Let us not become the evil we despise.

    What is “chocker”, Dumb Dumb Donnie? So, President Chocker has put The Putz, his vice president and MAGA sex doll inflatable, in charge of the prayer circle used to eradicate the COVID-19 virus epidemic from our shores. The reason might likely be to make him the fall guy if the virus response team from the White House falls flat. This would give him a YUUGE reason to dump the chump from Indiana and bring on a new and improved assistant idiot-in-chief. The major choice would likely be South Carolina Nikki Haley. The Republican White Nationalist Party might wince at the change, since The Putz is their “the – earth – is – flat” choice. He’s the guy who believes that Adam and Eve were the evolutionary, apple-eating twosome running naked in the Garden of Eden.

    Other Right-Wingers might actually like a woman as their choice, who may be actually believe this right-wing fanatic has a few more brain cells than The Putz.

    President Chocker came out and declared that a vaccine is on the way!!! Hurrah!! He said he had a terrific meeting with the experts who told him that a vaccine is close at hand; when in fact, a real vaccine may be as far away as a year!!! Where did these experts come from? Were they the leftovers from the desolved Trump University?

    The Cretin said,

“Very exciting things are happening!”

Yes! You may actually be sent home in your Space Force jammies in November. He said,

“We will continue to do exactly what we have been doing.”

They have been doing very little.

“As for a vaccine, I’ve heard very quick numbers, that of months. And I’ve heard pretty much a year would be an outside number. So I think that’s not a bad range. But…you’re talking about three to four months in a couple of cases, a year in other cases.” “Very successful.”

    Actually, what was said to him, which he apparently couldn’t process, was stated by Dr. Anthony Fauci,

“Let me make sure you get the…information.” “A vaccine could be ready at the earliest in a year to a year-and-a-half, no matter how fast you can go.”

    *RUMP was told, “You don’t want to rush and treat a million people and find out you’re making 900,000 of them worse.”

   People smarter than The Cretin had to explain to the Idiot-in-Chief that the flu we are used to catching year after year has a very different vaccine than what is being developed for the Coronavirus. The Cretin doesn’t seem to get it. One expert said that The Cretin appeared to be foggy when trying to process the vaccine differences.

    The first closures came from The North Star Mall, in San Antonio, Texas abruptly closed on Monday because a person tested positive for the Coronavirus. This person/patient also spent time at other stores, such as Dillard’s, Talbots, and Swarovski, as well as the food court. Will these stores also close? The fear factor and the real factor will likely kick in. New York now has two cases of the virus.

    As Lil’Boy Bush was screwing up his response to Hurricane Katrina’s flooding of New Orleans, he praised his fix-it guy when he said, “Heckuva Job, Brownie.” We now can say, “Heckuva Job, Donnie!”

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln