“Anomonous Cofefe” says…

It was reported by ‘Anomomous Cofefe’, a White House source that while wearing his Space Force jimmies and cape, President Trump tweeted to Kim Jung Un, “Thank you for keeping your long range missiles out of your military parade. I like how your soldiers march like ducks, and swing their arms. I tried doing it but it was too hard. Steve Bannon and me, before I fired him, used to march like you guys for fun. Kellyann wouldn’t play.  Had you paraded those nuke missiles, I was afraid I might pop a blood vessel in my eye or chuck up my cookie snack, which I get before bed. My blood pressure can’t handle such pressure. If you did it, then I would have to do it, too, but bigger and better. I’ll tell you what. You know me. I’m the best president ever. It’s true. As you probably have heard. I’m making America great again. Me great. Obama bad. Well thanks my little BFF. Don’t tell Vlad we tweeted.