In the television 60 Minutes interview

   In the television 60 Minutes interview, Trump proclaimed, “I’m not a baby. I’m a big daddy boy. As you already know, I’m very, very smart. I know climate change is all about the weather. Weather happens everyday. I know many people who tell me climate change can be very, very bad. And sometimes it can be real good. That’s when I play golf a lot more. It can go back to the Stone Age. Why not?

   When asked about the Saudi journalist’s murder-disappearance, he said, “Maybe he is lost in the Saudi embassy. There are many rooms. Maybe he got locked in a room, starved and died.

   Man King Saudi Arabia told me they asked him questions, then suddenly he was gone! Man King reassured me they didn’t hurt him and I believe him.” Trump went on to say, “I asked Mr. Man King how could I become a king, too. Being a king sounds very, very good. Mr. Man King told me he doesn’t know what happened. I believe him. He likes me. I like him very much. The king’s family buys many of my properties. Makes me very rich.”

   Trump went on to say, “Kim Jong Un wrote me beautiful letters, and they’re great letters. We fell in love.” Trump has been telling his rally zombies such autocratic antidotes on his national stand-up tour beginning in Wheeling, West Virginia.

   He told an anonymous source, “President Kim calls me DJT and I call him KJU. He loves me. I’m calling President Putin VAP and he’s calling me DJT. Now my latest BFF is MBS, you know Man King Saudi. My BFF’s all kill their enemies. Can I do that, too?” Then he gave his goofy two thumbs up.