Fake President News Alert:

   Trump followed a House of Representative STrOuMPing on election night with a propagandistic B.S. news conference. He told the press that he expected a shellacking by voters. He then said that he will be firing people. “I like to fire people. It excites me. It feeds my hostility needs. Jeff will likely be my first one. I wish I could dope-slap that Mr. Magoo guy. I hired him because of his White Supremacist past, but then, he kept the Mueller investigation of me and my Russian ties alive. The only ties I like are Trump neckties. They’re great!”

 Later, Trump’s Goebbels look-alike, Sarah Sanders, apparently, took an Infowars doctored video to make CNN reporter, Jim Acosta appear as if he touched a Trump lackey who moved the microphone from one reporter to another when he, and others, rebuked the claim he touched this woman. Trump told the media, “I’m the only one allowed to inappropriately touch women because I’m more famous. I’m the best president ever.”

   Also, now that Sessions will be sent back to his KKK pals, Matt Whitaker has been put in the AG post until confirmed. Whitaker’s agenda is to strangle the Mueller investigation because Trump regularly wets his pants over the potential results. Whitaker has been investigated because of his inventor-patent business scam. The FCC shutdown this fake business that stole investor’s money, while never delivering on the promises made to them. Trump loves fraudulent businesses. He said, “It’s very unfair what happened to Matt. It’s very unfair to our country. Very sad thing. Very terrible thing. There’s a wrecking ball swinging. I don’t like it.”

   When asked how he will be honoring the anniversary of Kristtalnacht (11-9/10-38), “My new wish list is to take away Birthright citizenship from people born in our great country by undocumented immigrants. They don’t belong here. (Then he chanted, ‘Send them back. Send them back. Send them back.’) My second lieutenant Mike Pence agrees with me. He’s a good dog.”