It has
been leaked that the New York Times anonymous opinion writer was Melania Trump
who had her son, Baron, assist her in crafting the scathing assault against
Donald and his degrading state of mind.
Disgusted
by Donald’s collusion with Putin to elect him as President of the United
States, which she never wanted in the first place, she decided to take aim at
the Republican Party’s construction of the “Fifth Column” of repressive,
behind-the-scenes Russian-backed political operatives to hijack the 2016
election through Russian cyber-warfare to mobilize a hostile takeover of
American democracy and the brutal return to oligarchy.
Tired of
D.C. life, Melania just wants to return to her quiet, high society, luxurious
lifestyle in Manhattan, where she would return to her fancy lunches, and
freewheeling shopping sprees.
Since her
fashion statement slogan, “I don’t care. Do you?” emblazoned upon the back of
her designer army-style jacket, she decided to take her rebellious streak to
another level by penning an anonymous editorial lambasting her mentally
deranged, functionally illiterate and idiot husband.
She was
heard saying, ”We left Slovenia because we were sick of Soviet-state oppression
and interference in our lives, and now, I am here in D.C., in the White House
where I am living it all over again.”
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