Monday, November 19, 2018

Breaking News!!!



It has been leaked that the New York Times anonymous opinion writer was Melania Trump who had her son, Baron, assist her in crafting the scathing assault against Donald and his degrading state of mind.

Disgusted by Donald’s collusion with Putin to elect him as President of the United States, which she never wanted in the first place, she decided to take aim at the Republican Party’s construction of the “Fifth Column” of repressive, behind-the-scenes Russian-backed political operatives to hijack the 2016 election through Russian cyber-warfare to mobilize a hostile takeover of American democracy and the brutal return to oligarchy.

Tired of D.C. life, Melania just wants to return to her quiet, high society, luxurious lifestyle in Manhattan, where she would return to her fancy lunches, and freewheeling shopping sprees.

Since her fashion statement slogan, “I don’t care. Do you?” emblazoned upon the back of her designer army-style jacket, she decided to take her rebellious streak to another level by penning an anonymous editorial lambasting her mentally deranged, functionally illiterate and idiot husband.


She was heard saying, ”We left Slovenia because we were sick of Soviet-state oppression and interference in our lives, and now, I am here in D.C., in the White House where I am living it all over again.”

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