President Trump arrived at
the NATO meeting a bit confused. His rambling anger came through when he
accused Germany of being controlled by Russia.
He said, “There will only be
one world leader of the free world who will be controlled by Russia. Believe
me. Believe me Angela Merkel, Vlad likes me more than you. Bing, Bing, Bong! I
don’t know if you know this, but Vlad thinks I’m a fast trigger. Rocket Man
thinks I’m Gangsta. Believe me. It’s true. And, I hate to tell you, Vlad thinks
so, too.
He has more on me than he does
on you. As you possibly heard, you are a girl. More than before. I am so
stable. You wouldn’t believe it. Does Vlad have a video of you with hookers?
I’m very good looking. It’s well documented.
It was beautiful. Wonderful.
Phenomenal. I know very bad people. You aren’t one of them.
Vlad’s got it on me. I’m the
one controlling Russia. Vlad thinks he is controlling me. I’m so good looking,
as you know.
Also, NATO should ban
breastfeeding. America will ban breastfeeding. Executive order. I’m working on
it. It will be terrific! Will mandate bottle feeding. A lot money in formula. I
like formula. Can’t make money on breasts. As you know, I lost lots of money
from breasts. I’ll be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women.
It’s true. Mark my words.”
The look of confusion on Ms.
Merkel’s face was unquestionable. She then just shook her head in amazement.
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