“I-Can’t-Play-With-Others”

The Trumpty Dumpty Report

    Since President Trump’s return from his “I-Can’t-Play-With-Others” trip to France where he was supposed to demonstrate some sort of decorum and humility toward our U.S. W.W.1 allies during ceremonies established to honor Armistice Day and  the fallen soldiers, he decided to make The Macron Smackdown into a political win.

    Trump decided to rename the Republican Party, the Nationalist Party in his honor. And, since a white supremacist yelled out in a crowded theater, “Heil Hitler; Heil Trump”, he decided to build a great white wall on the White House lawn. “It will be a really, really, fantastic wall. It will be the best wall ever! This terrific wall will have a digital display sign installed atop this great edifice to honor how the Nationalist Party was able to steal the presidency from Crooked Hillary. The main message will read, “Heil Trump!””

    Another message will read, “For the first 100 people to order Melania’s “I Don’t Care. Do You?” jacket on the Whitehouse.gov website will get a free Trump steak with their order. The President said, “The best steak you will ever eat.” Trump said, “Now, that’s the Art of the Deal!”

    In addition, to Trump’s new momentum, he has decided to establish his own Washington lizard swamp and fill it with second rate reptiles. Vacant government positions will be filled with Mar-A-Lago members who hold the Gold Star Premium Super Duper Really Fantastic memberships, like Lana Marks, a handbag designer. (Chosen for the ambassadorship to South Africa). And, because the president likes those who cheat innocent people out of their money, he will fill vacant cabinet positions with such crooks, like the new attorneys general, Matthew Whitaker.

    President Trump has enthusiastically decided to pardon two turkeys for Thanksgiving. They are Donald, Jr. and Eric Trumperkeys. “These two birds with dangling gullets who gobble their cackling thoughts need all the help they can get.”

    2019 is revving up to a contentious year for the Nationalist Party and their great leader, Donald Trump.