President Trump Is a Climate Change Denier

The Humpty Dumpty Report

The Climate Denier-in-Chief spoke about the latest government report—the federal government’s National Climate Assessment Report-“I don’t believe it”. Of course this shallow-minded, and simple-minded president doesn’t believe that the planet is warming faster than ever before because smarter people than himself, scientists in fact, have a curious brain and do research to come to conclusions, and Trump fears such people. These reports are Fake News to Russia’s ‘Idiot Asset’ (An actual designation.) in the White House. This president is not curious whatsoever, and actually gets his information from his Magic 8 Ball toy. He asks it a question, and after rotating it, it gives him an answer. For example, he has asked the toy, “Is there global warming?” The Magic 8 ball answered, “Better not tell you now.” “Is Mar-A-Lago getting warmer?” The Magic 8 Ball answered, Cannot predict now”. “Am I the best president ever?” The Magic 8 Ball’s answer was, “Concentrate and ask again.”

    The President uses the Magic 8 Ball to make his decisions because the Three Stooges used an early version of it in the 1940 short film, You Nazty Spy!, which is Trump’s favorite film. It’s a short film, which Trump prefers because he has the attention span of a 3 year old.

    The President insists that global warming is a hoax because his Magic 8 Ball, now his senior advisor, says it is so. He cannot fire this type of advisor because it never talks back, or sneaks rumors behind his back. He takes it everywhere.

    In the 1980s, Dr. James Hansen spoke before Congress warning them and the nation that global warming was a dangerous fact. The climate deniers in the Nationalist Party, a.k.a, the Republican Party, listening to his presentation were very impatient because they were missing their cookies and milk break. That was, and continues to be, their favorite time of the day.

   The same warning, although even more critical today, is still being denied by the (White) Nationalist Party.

    Predictions have the point of no return within our lifetime!! Very likely Mar-A-Lago will be underwater, as well as a great many coastal cities in this country and around the world. The President is planning to build a wall all around his golf resort to keep any rising waters from drowning his golf course. He wants Mexico to pay for it, but it may end up being paid for by the American people.

    Excessive heat and draught will bring food shortages and drinking water problems to millions of people. Wars will be fought over food and water.

    Dr. Hansen has a TED Talk on the subject.

See and listen to it here: