President Quack News

  President Quack is campaigning on his mediocre first term record pretending his first two years are the “best ever”. He said, “Democrats produce mobs, Republicans produce jobs.”

   Mr. Big Stuff is continuing his fake persona as he has been doing since childhood. His father had anointed his dumbass son named after him with millions of dollars once his diapers came off. President Quack is still wearing those same training pants he wore back then.

    By the time Mr. Big Stuff decided to buy up Monopoly’s Park Place, he was submersed in millions given to him by Big Daddy Freddie, no doubt, a card carrying John Birch Society member.

    Once Donnie Jr. was a so-called adult, Freddie created a fraudulent scheme to enrich them all while cutting their tax load through their All County Building Supply and Maintenance company formed by the Trump family in 1992.

    Donald Trump jr. never demonstrated business success because of his own skills and abilities. He relied on others much smarter than himself because Trump was, and continues to be, a lying, delusional, ego-driven sociopath. He masked his insecurities and incompetence with his mobster-like bravado and a smoke and mirrors machine.

    The truth is not fake. Here are the facts:

·      When Obama took office, 8.7 million jobs were lost as a result of Bush’s Great Recession. Between 2008-2010 8.7 million jobs were lost.

·      At the end of Obama’s first term, all those jobs were recovered---8.8 million jobs.

·      During Trump’s first two years, 1.84 million jobs were gained.

·      Obama’s average monthly job growth was 216,958

·      Trump’s average monthly job growth is 167,182

·      Under President Pinhead:

------U.S. trade deficit grew by 11.5%

------People on Food Stamps grew by 3 million

------Federal debt grew by around 3%

------People without health care grew by 3.2 million

    This illustrates that even an idiot is capable of keeping Obama’s job growth and overall prosperity in motion. Yet, the peripheral results have been detrimental to sustained growth.

    Republicans have grown the economy through increasing the moral hazard risks.

    In spite of Obama’s right-wing congressional pushback, he was able to move the country from The Great Recession into a significant recovery handing over his successes to The Pinhead who has been doing everything he can to destroy the successful legacy. Of course, Obama had his flaws, yet those flaws are dwarfed by the incredible flaws and incompetence embodied by this autocratic wannabe Idiot-In-Chief.

    President Pinhead was handed a strong and growing economy and has pretended that it is a result of his brilliance as a swamp slaying president. Sadly, he has been drinking his own Kool-Aid and his Republican swamp lizards have been addicted to it, too.