You're Fired!!!!!

President Trump has asked the now fired EPA provocateur, Scott Pruitt, to head up Mar-A-Lago’s immigrant hiring process. “Scott is a great guy. Believe me, believe me, I know really bad guys. Bing, bing, bong. I know bad guys. Scott is a really good guy. I don’t know if you know this, but Scott plays good, really good golf. Unbelievable!”, said President Trump.

“I need more foreign workers at Mar-A-Lago. I need the best of the bestest. Since the last 61 foreign workers were deported by ICE. ICE. I love ICE. Great people. Great people. Terrific people. They love America. They’re making America great again. Fantastic. Scott will interview those undocumented staying in our beautiful, wonderful detention camps. Most people don’t know this, but Scott is a great interviewer. He will find me 61 great workers. I will put them to work. They will love me. I need fabulous workers for my special presidential palace. Mar-A-Lago is a palacie name. It fits. It makes me rich. It’s a presidential palace. I’m a great president. We’re filling jobs. I don’t know if you know this, but my bestie Kim Jong Un called me “gangsta”. That’s right. I’m not only the bestest president ever, but I’m gangsta, too.”, as was told by a White House insider.