Monday, November 19, 2018

President Trump Has Won The Guinness World Record For Lying



President Trump has been working to beat the world record for lying.

Guinness World Record spokesperson said, "President Trump told us he has lied to the American people 3251 times in just under 500 days."

"The record had been held by Saddam Hussein. He lied 3000 times in his first 500  days as president of Iraq. Previous winners were Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi."

"None of the previous winners could be reached for comment."

Press Secretary Huckabee Sanders spoke for President Trump saying, "The President is proud to receive this honor. He told me that this is even better than being a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. He added, "I have a Truth-Bias and love to feed my base, followers and supporters my versions of reality. I'm terrific at it."

Upon receiving this award he said, "Be Best".

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