Trump Meets Putin For A Play Date

President Trump announced that he wants another play date with President Putin. He had fun playing the ‘I’m Really Smart’ game with Vladimir, yet Vladimir left the meeting and told his people all the plans he and Donnie made together that will change the world.

The unfortunate part is that Donnie couldn’t remember anything that might calm the irate Helsinki Republicans who felt Donnie showed too much love for his playground playmate.

President Trump stated that “it’s an incredible offer” made by Putin for U.S. investigators to be interrogated by Putin’s VP-12 gang members in order to find out what involvement they had in U.S. election meddling. “Great offer. Incredible offer.”

Apparently, President Trump is suffering from Comprehension disorder. He’s having difficulty remembering what he says.

He said he misspoke when asked if Russia meddled in the 2016 election. He said his new bro-man, Vlad Putin said, “Russia didn’t meddle”, and Trump agreed with his new best pal. But once he returned to White House, he responded to questions and now says, “Why wouldn’t Russia interfere?” when he said the opposite in Helsinki.

Later, when asked if Russia is working to interfere again, he answered, “NO!” When reminded that there is U.S. intelligence disagreeing with his statement, the president said he was really, really smart.

Then he said, “ I thought I said, “NO” to being asked if I wanted my milk and cookies break. That’s why I said NO.”

Psychiatric professionals have agreed that President Trump has trouble understanding simple questions.

When asked what happened when he met with President Putin, he said, “I don’t remember. But, when Vlad comes to play, I will be very, very tough. Tough like no other president in history.”

“If Vlad doesn’t play nice when he comes for a visit, I will be very, very, very mad, if he doesn’t.”

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President Trump has now decided to postpone his invitation to President Putin for a visit until next year.

Trump told his staff, “I’ve spoken to Vlad and expressed my desire for our visit to be postponed. I told my Be Best BFF that right now Americans don’t like him, and it be best if he stayed home right now. He suggested I meet with him at the next G-20 meeting. I will miss Vlad at our very, very big, very big, terrifically big military parade, because he likes them.”

After hearing that there were two men dressed as Russian soldiers standing guard over Trump’s vandalized Hollywood Walk of Fame star.

It was overheard by and inside White House aide that Trump called President Putin to thank him for offering his very, very special fame star. He said, “You know, I am a really, really big reality T.V star. I used to say, “Your Fired!” I’m really great at that.”

Then Trump was overheard saying to Putin, “Thank you my comrade for looking out for my Hollywood star. I know! I AM a big star! NO? You didn’t send those soldiers? OK. I will ask Wayne LaPierre.”