The Idiot President

President Trump’s daycare of one is causing problems for his caregivers in the White House. It was reported that sharp objects, including pens and pencils have to be kept from the president because he scribbles his name all over everything.

“The President scribbles all over everything! It’s a real problem. He’s so impulsive. He will demand papers to sign. We have to make sure he doesn’t sign the wrong ones. Also, if we aren’t watching carefully, he will eat papers or stuff them down his pants hiding them from all of us”, shared by an anonymous source.

“He’s an idiot! He doesn’t know what he’s doing. We have to constantly give him other things to play with, such as the White House seal rubber stamp, otherwise, he may end up signing his name all over the tables. This is more like a daycare for adults than a functioning White House. He wears his Space Force cape all the time. He runs down the halls pretending he is an invisible jet fighter aircraft.”

“The President will tantrum if he doesn’t have papers to sign, so we make up fake documents for him, such as, “Deportation Presidential Order of Barack Obama to Kenya” or “Arrest Warrant for Hillary Clinton”. The President loves them. He’ll sign these two all day not remembering that he signed them over and over again. We used to be able to sit him in front of the T.V. to watch Fox, but lately that doesn’t seem to be working too well.”