Secret Conversation Made Public

An intercept off of Trump’s unsecured cell phone as he had a conference call with a few Fortune 500 CEO’s.

     “Mr. President, we are fearful of another serious monetary collapse before 2020! You don’t give tax cuts to rich people and corporations during a booming economy. What’s wrong with you? We all know you are a dumbass business idiot, but your secretary’s should have advised you to the contrary. The stock market is very skittish. Big corporations are not reinvesting in production expansion because a 2020 crash will ruin any increase in production, stored inventories, investments and profits, as well as corporate stock valuations and pricing. Therefore, we are mainly engaged in stock buybacks, bonuses, and raises.”

    The president responded, “Hey. I’m the smartest president ever. The economy is the best ever. It’s never, ever been better, shmetter. Very stable genius. Like really smart. My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it!! I’m a very famous person, unfortunately.”

    If you say so, Mr. President. (Laughing heard.)

    “We have a trillion dollar deficit!! You don’t give more tax cuts, which will raise the debt, when an economy is prosperous. Actually sir, you should either raise taxes or keep them even during a growth cycle. Haven’t you learned anything from the Reagan presidency? We should be paying down the interest on the debt. You are setting up working people to lose their retirement savings, home equity, spending and jobs. Spending fuels 70% of the economy. George W. Bush learned the hard way. Bill Clinton diminished the debt, and the economy was booming.”

    “ ‘I don’t care; Do you?’ is Melania’s message to America. I agree with her. The people around me do as I say. I’m the boss. Born in the USA. Born in the USA. Let’s keep those brown people from crossing our borders. We don’t have victories anymore. We don’t want them. Bad deal. Make America White Again. I’m a Nationalist. Maybe I’ll copyright it. I said so. Believe me. Believe me. I’ll tell you what. Mark my words. Build a great, great wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. (The President chanted.) It’s about making me richer. It’s all about ME!! Just ask Michael Cohen. Stormy knew what I was about. Putin has the right idea.”

    “Alright Mr. President. Thank you for hearing our concerns. Good-bye.”