An
intercept off of Trump’s unsecured cell phone as he had a conference call with
a few Fortune 500 CEO’s.
“Mr. President, we
are fearful of another serious monetary collapse before 2020! You don’t give
tax cuts to rich people and corporations during a booming economy. What’s wrong
with you? We all know you are a dumbass business idiot, but your secretary’s
should have advised you to the contrary. The stock market is very skittish. Big
corporations are not reinvesting in production expansion because a 2020 crash
will ruin any increase in production, stored inventories, investments and
profits, as well as corporate stock valuations and pricing. Therefore, we are
mainly engaged in stock buybacks, bonuses, and raises.”
The president responded,
“Hey. I’m the smartest president ever. The economy is the best ever. It’s
never, ever been better, shmetter. Very stable genius. Like really smart. My IQ
is one of the highest and you all know it!! I’m a very famous person,
unfortunately.”
If you say so, Mr.
President. (Laughing heard.)
“We have a trillion dollar
deficit!! You don’t give more tax cuts, which will raise the debt, when an
economy is prosperous. Actually sir, you should either raise taxes or keep them
even during a growth cycle. Haven’t you learned anything from the Reagan
presidency? We should be paying down the interest on the debt. You are setting
up working people to lose their retirement savings, home equity, spending and
jobs. Spending fuels 70% of the economy. George W. Bush learned the hard way.
Bill Clinton diminished the debt, and the economy was booming.”
“ ‘I don’t care; Do you?’
is Melania’s message to America. I agree with her. The people around me do as I
say. I’m the boss. Born in the USA. Born in the USA. Let’s keep those brown
people from crossing our borders. We don’t have victories anymore. We don’t
want them. Bad deal. Make America White Again. I’m a Nationalist. Maybe I’ll
copyright it. I said so. Believe me. Believe me. I’ll tell you what. Mark my
words. Build a great, great wall. Build that wall. Build that wall. Build that
wall. (The President chanted.) It’s about making me richer. It’s all about ME!!
Just ask Michael Cohen. Stormy knew what I was about. Putin has the right idea.”
“Alright Mr. President.
Thank you for hearing our concerns. Good-bye.”
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