Monday, November 19, 2018

The Trump White House Has A New Slogan For Their Followers And Supporters, "I Really Don't Care. Do U?"



The First Lady decided to display the new slogan on her $39 army style jacket as she boarded Air Force One to grace her presence upon the 55 children (12,000 throughout the country) at a child only immigration detention camp in Texas. The First Lady passed out Make America Great Again hats to all the staff. The facility's director told the First Lady, "This is not just a shelter. This is their home." Apparently, a home without the children's parents. Someone yelled out, "Make America great again."

Before leaving the plane, Melania removed her jacket because the 98 degree summer heat was too much for her. But, upon arriving back in DC, that summer heat was mild enough to don the jacket, instead of just carrying it, as she deplaned, redisplaying the new special slogan.

President Trump was so excited over his wife getting involved in her new initiative- to just not give a damn, while encouraging the American people to do the same. Apparently, the plan is to create the appearance of being a caring person when really not.

The President was overheard saying he wanted a matching jacket with the slogan on it, too. He then said, " Great jacket. Terrific slogan. Fabulous message. I live my values and the words on Melania's jacket speak directly to me."

Melania is reconsidering her current initiative to "Be Best" to "Be Insincere".

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